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Because I love to laugh I would say Nollywood, I watch it all the time for a laugh. The movies are so ridiculously unrealistic to the point that even the supposed to be scary ones crack me up.
In the words of MrCork, *No Ofeense* I think I will go and watch one now.

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
to all the Dads in the house.

Bunchersstab:
I wish your new Nairaland resident boyfriend will allow us to...

He's not into me anymore, I think that he's into someone else now.

Torontoparrot:
you never can tell, he may end up doing it ooo

What's up ?

Bunchersstab:

What have you been up to? How are things in Abuja? When are we getting married?

Chybless:
But now you have heard it. Keep learning.

I guess you got it backwards.

bettercreature:
The bridemaids are so unattractive

Lol I think it's the dresses that they have on that makes them look unattractive. That is part of the bride's duty to make the bridesmaids look unattractive, after all it's her day to shine and all eyes should be on her.

Caustics:
hmmm. dont they still do little groom?

Hmm! I never heard of a little bride and little groom in the wedding party, unless you are talking about the flower girl and the ring barrier.

Ruggedfitness:
Always dodging questions and searching for the easy way out.

I have made my choice and it seems that you are not a virgin, so you are not in that category...

Just remember that you deserve the best and only your opinions matter, not what anyone else says..

I remain Paul Samuel FitnessDoctor, your favorite health blogger.

Stay Healthy, Stay Wise

My virginity has nothing to do with you, just like your lack of intelligence has nothing to do with me. I thought that you were smart enough to put two and two together but I guess you are not, so to answer your question, "No I don't want You ".

Bunchersstab:
Hell No

Thank goodness.

Bunchersstab:
You prefer this one?

Yes I do, it lets me know that you are happy.

Ruggedfitness:
You are always dodging questions by asking other questions....

As for the bolded, I don't know where your mind is at the moment

Why didn't you answer my question, "Why would I want you "?
As far as the "turns me on" comment, it was in reply to your post that I told you that I wanted a charming man when I never posted to you what kind of man "Turn Me On".

Ruggedfitness:
I never said a virgin is good, the best or the most beautiful.. I simply said I will get married to a virgin, the same way you said you will want to get married to a charming man...

What are you against my choice or do you want me to get married to you?

Why would I want you, do you consider yourself a charming man ? I never mentioned to you what type of man turns me on.

Ruggedfitness:
Same as the likelihood of a camel passing through the eye of a needle... These ladies are wild and love to have fun and that is just what they will teach their kids, and so on it will go for generations.

Although, I will still marry a virgin

I remain Paul Samuel FitnessDoctor

You are wrong, you are only prejudging. With that logic it's like believing a woman or a man is spousal material simply because they show up at church every Sabbath which is far from reality.

PS.. A virgin doesn't equate honesty, loyalty, sincerity, nor purity because a virgin can be one of the biggest whores in town with every hole entered except the main one.

Bunchersstab:
In Boys 2 Men words : Doing Just Fine

Are you mad at me?

Jbond:
Hello to you, yes, I mean you. I wish you a very blessed day

Ok!!

Bunchersstab:

What is it with the side face?

Bunchersstab:
Alright

You are so cute, how are you doing?

Bunchersstab:
Alright

OK I feel you like I told you I am still here for you.,you need to. hunderstands that you will ..always be a in my heart .

hopey8088:
I wanna talk to you in private pls,

About what?

hopey8088:
Alright, thanks, I will do that.

What's up?

I left my parents home when I was 20 because I wanted to be on my own.

kelvinrhs:
A cheating man/woman are not qualified to be called men or women. Its a boy or a girl that will think of cheating, because their mindset is not old enough. So if u see someone cheating, just know that they aren't an adult yet. Cause I don't see a reason why u would want to cheat/hurt the one u love. A true adult would have looked straight to d future and access everything about his/her patner considering what and how he would stick to him forever. So here's my opinion. A cheating man/woman are underage mentally and psychologically. Hope I made little sense?

Yes you made a lot of sense.

Jbond:
Thanks for the tip/fortune, ich liebe dich.

What did you want to say to me?

Fejos:
Sorry OP.. I'm a fan of la click..

What did you want to say to me?

Alezy:
lol, u need to tell me more

I don't know personally but according to my friends, they have encountered a few with the size of your thumb when fully erect.
Those are the ones who always want to wait to have sex with you because they respect you and they want to get to know you better (that's the lie that they tell you ).
These are the guys who always prefer to satisfy the girl with oral sexx.

FitnessDoctor:
Okay dear ... But in one word.. Jennifer Lopez is Hispanic

That is not a race it only means that she comes fron a Spanish speaking country, I'm from an English speaking country but that doesn't mean I'm English.

FitnessDoctor:
Wow, thanks for the correction dear...

But in one word.. what can we call her?

Puerto Rican or afro Puerto Rican.

FitnessDoctor:
Jennifer Lopez is from Puerto Rico (although she was born in New York, but was born to Puerto Rican parents).. In 2010 up to 75% of the Puerto Rican People identified themselves as white while 12% identified themselves as black.. So I just placed Jennifer in the white category..

Hope you understand..

Stay Stay Wise

She doesn't identify as white, she's native American,, African and European.

[quote author=FitnessDoctor post=57178547]Do you really have to type the nonsense at the end.. Also I went through Bernice fitness / workout videos before posting this.. You can find them on her instagram page..

Jenifer lopez is almost 50 and just take a look at her.. She is white by the way...

She did Plastic surgery, yes, but her workout videos shows that it take more than plastic surgery to keep a healthy body and a fit one at that... It shows you that no amount of artificial can counter the natural.. and that is what I wanted you to learn..

But you are so insultive and disrespectful.. just look at what you placed that the end of your quote... How do you expect to learn...

Cosmetics you say... There is a post trending on nairaland of a lady claiming to be 20 while all the cosmetics and artificial things made her look like 40... It is more than that, and Bernice knew that, she enhanced her body to please the crowd, but to keep it, she knew she couldn't just lie around.. and for the record... only her butt and breasts are enhanced by plastic

Remember you deserve to look good, let no one tell you otherwise..

Stay Healthy, Stay Wise[/quote
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Jennifer Lopez is not white that is an insult to her parents.
She's Puerto Rican, a mixture of native American, African and European