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Smallville10:
seriously? Come on. None pls

If you had the chance to llive in America by marrying a 400 pound white woman without ever divorcing her, and you must stay here for the rest of your life, would you do it?

Smallville10:
truth

Sex with a man or a baboon?

Smallville10:
God damn! This place is isolated

Truth or dare?

Alezy:
then you can send it via mail now.

Ok

Alezy:
already replied Ur mail

Yeah but you didn't answer the question.

Alezy:
okay

How do I give you my number?

Alezy:
Absolutely nothing. lemme have yours then. lost it

How do I give it to you?

naija1stpikin:
liar
ˈlʌɪə/
noun
a person who tells lies.
"the man was a notorious liar"
synonyms: deceiver, fibber, falsifier, teller of lies, teller of untruths, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator, prevaricator, spinner of yarns

Wow you are so immature. Explain why you think that I am a liar.

naija1stpikin:
liar

Elaborate!

nigeriasmack:
did he show his peniss to you without having sex with u?

That's besides the point, the op stated that a man would only do that with a woman he is going to marry which is untrue. Some couples have been in a relationship for many years and are comfortable with each other and would do so with reasons best known to them if needed, without sex being involved.

whywhyogun:
absolutely disagree with that point.

no man is confident enough to show his peniss to any woman. unless, they are to be married.

Not true at all, by your logic men are only intimate with women they are engaged to.
I must admit that when I first see a man who I am attracted to, my eyes seems to wander down below, I can't help it, it's just instinct.

TrapHedges:
marijuana

^^^^^^

I tried several times to contact you but the message said it is an invalid number

luminouz:
Wow! Ur really a hardworking lady!
I would love to come to DAT family reunion thingy babe! Just TRUMP n his policies.....2 friends of mine were not allowed to go back after they came to Nigeria! Embassy is strict as hell!
Hope ur OK sha! Buh u know Ur cheating me? How? I have not d faintest idea how u look! Are u still scared I will stalk u?
#thegirlwholuvschocolate!

Lol @ family reunion thingy. Do your family have family reunions? I thought the Cheeto man was only messing with Muslims and Mexicans as of now.

Were your friends living in the U.S. or visiting, and how long were they here before they came back to Nigeria?
Do they have family here husband/wife/children?

Bunchersstab:
I LOVE U TO THE MOON AND BACK

I love you more Daddy. What have you been up to? I miss you.

Alezy:
hnmmmm

What does this mean? +

ChibuzoIkenna:
This conversation is getting dumb and messy.
Thanks for the time on this discussion.

You could have kept this to yourself but anyway, you are welcome.

jom28gy:
She is a prostitute,looking for way to divorced in order to have more chance of prostituting about

If that was the case what was the point in getting married?

[quote author=Kondomatic post=54441583]2-3 minutes of thrusting is more than enough for a man who knows how to do other things and touch

luminouz:
Looool! So errrmmm....u like money!
At least ur not like some lazy ass ladies down here who believe u owe em d earth coz they are pretty!
Keep working babe.....invite me for a cookout at d end of d week.....

It's not that I like money but money is a necessity in life, I have a mortgage and property taxes are due in April and bills to pay.

I would love for you to come to a cookout, even better I'll invite you to our family reunion this summer and I will personally dip you in chocolate.

Ighoga898:
I have been with a girl dat is satisfied with 3 minutes sex. As a matter of fact she likes fore play way more than sex.

It seems like you and the rest of the posters are taking this personally, this isn't about the girls that you have satisfied or haven't but about the original poster's lack of fulfillment/satisfaction.

She said that she is miserable with two minutes of penetration, she is not like your girlfriend.

STOP posting about the 3 minutes of sex that you gave your girlfriend and give the woman some advice.

popefuse:
eeyah ,u most have being frustrated by those guys comment,dont av to deny,av seen it already

Not frustrated for myself but for the woman asking for advice. It seems that the ones who are commenting against the poster for having the feelings that she has about her situation are taking this personally as tho they are in the same situation as the poster's husband.

decub:
While I respect your views, I also think you didn't take certain things into consideration. The act the lady is looking at is pen*trative s*x which in any case, is not meant to last too long; please correct me if I'm wrong. According to S*x therapists, 3-7 minutes is considered normal. Do you also know that some times, a lady could term a 7 minute sex as too short due to the excitement (practically, set a timer and count down and it would wow you). If a man can hold a for*play for 3 hours, I wonder what else a lady wants that she can't get within that period. Also, multiple rounds of sex doesn't only depend on the man(I acknowledge exceptional cases where the man has a problem revitalising). Just as it takes time for a lady who reaches orgasm to be back again for sex, so does it take a man's throttle to become erect after ejaculation. The problem is that some ladies would lie down and expect it to rise again within 2 minutes (its an organ, not a machine)

I believe the essence of sexual intercourse beside reproduction is mutual satisfaction and not lasting longer than usual, if your man thrusts for 3 hours and you still enjoy it throughout the long duration, then perfect. What she should look out is that which turns her on and takes her to cloud 9.

I've known ladies who do not prioritize penetrative sex, as a matter of fact, she only permits it to facilitate your orgasm. I've also known some who would complain you are hitting her tummy (for some, gentle is better while for others, aggression does it all). It is always best to discuss intimacy and discover how best to be compatible in all spheres. Our problem most times is not talking about what we prioritize with our partners who should be our confidant. The assumption of "what is good for the goose will fit for the ganders" is usually our itching point.

3 to 7 minutes of penetration is too quick and 3 hours of for.play is too long and just as frustrating as too quick.
If the poster was orgasmic there wouldn't be any sexual frustration from her.

ChibuzoIkenna:
I beg to completely disagree with you, that a lady has issues with sex in her marriage is a product of a failed lifestyle and morality. I repeat my dear, there is nothing like "cuming to early or one rounds' in days of old and i mean in the early 1900-1965. This generation has degenerated to almost a complete waste where issues like this are discussed and other stupid conversations like Gay/Lesbianism and homosexuality have the floor.

Tell me why are you so unfair and wicked to advise her to quit her marriage because her man cums early or doesn't last beyond a round?
Do you think the man is even ok with that condition? don't you realize he is trying to help his situation and all that?

We need to all grow up![b][/b]

Actually you are the one who needs to grow up, just because women suffered silently in the past isn't a reason for them to continue to do so today. Women are human beings with sexual needs the same as men.

I never advised her to leave her marriage, I advised posters to give her advice other than to stay in her marriage or pray to God because those options she already knows.

The poster said that her husband said that he regretted being married to her yet you feel she should suffer for someone who doesn't even want her.
He probably performs badly in the bed because he is too exhausted from being with his study mate.

Alezy:
Smiles.....without saying anything to mum?

I tried to call you but the message said that the number is a invalid number.

GlorifiedTunde:
Not.like in a derogatory manner. But its quite rare to see black ballet girls this good.

No it isn't.

Kondomatic:
This is one of the things that I don't argue

Ok

ChibuzoIkenna:
@Khiaa
Quit been Petty in arguments and delusional in reasoning. You can't speak for all women, it's not your right and place.
A woman can be satisfied if she wants to! You are married to a man not cos of sex for for fulfillment and compatibility.
I hate to see some writes up that are not spiced with not even an atom of wisdom.

Quote me and wake the Angel within!!!!

My posts are full of wisdom and you would realize that if you stop thinking with a man's point of view and leave your male ego out of it, remember the original poster is a woman who is miserable because she isn't being satisfied in her marriage.

Tell me, how satisfied would you be if your wife laid in the bed like a frigid stiff board when you are giving her your best, how satisfied would you be?

As far as all women not being alike, I can tell you that if a woman agrees to have sexx with a man she definitely wants to be satisfied just like you do.

Why don't you give the poster some good advice other than telling her to stay in an unhappy marriage or praying to God because these options she already knows.

PS... we all know that marriage isn't all about sex but the lack of sex is her complaint. If your partner is complaining about sexx you better listen.

Kondomatic:
2-3 minutes of thrusting is more than enough for a man who knows how to do other things and touch other places

Bullcrap!!! This post lets me know that your skills aren't on point.

ITbomb:
This is why it is good to marry a virgin, not all these olosho around who go still remember how their ex ride them 4 hours non stop

You must think that a virgin is a supernatural being. If she has sex with a man who isn't satisfying her she will long to experience good sexx with someone who will. Stop the delusional perceptions of virgins, they are normal women. Every woman was a virgin once.

In case you didn't know, if you ever are the guy that devir.gins a woman you better have your game tight and your sexx skills on point because you would be her first and she will always remember you and she will compare her future experiences with you rather you were good or bad.

For example...How was your first time? Girl he sucked, he was a two minute man
Or....Girl he was sooooooo good, it was heavenly. Get the picture?

Ighoga898:
Or maybe d woman is insatiable.

Any woman would be insatiable with only 2 to 3 minutes of sex, I can't believe you posted that.

BlackDBagba:
Get a blinking Love Machine. Marriage is more than sex. Since he has stopped the physical violence it's time to do it like the days of old- freaking endure!

How much and how long would you endure an unhappy, unsatisfied, abusive, regretted and possibly unfaithful marriage? Would you accept this behavior from your spouse?

There's no real marriage without sexx, sex is one of the most important acts of marriage because it was meant for marriage only and blessed by God, but people seem to forget this fact since fornication is the norm these days.

luminouz:
Lmao! Am fine oooo! Thanks!
Dip in chocolate n I will become chocolatito? Nice!
U have been scarce on NL....hope ur aiit!

Yes I'm fine, I have been putting in a lot of overtime at work but that's a good thing it makes a bigger check at the end of the week.
When I get home I'm exhausted and all I want is a hot bath and a cold glass of wine.