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ZarZar:There you go...... * aan-aan:- game of physically touching one another, played by children * Abdol, Abdoltjie:- a male character in Coloured jokes * ag:- member of the 28 gang * ag, agga:- could be translated as "I mean." *agtermekaar:- to be neat or decent *afmaai:- to kill somebody with a gun *agtemirrag:- afternoon *ahoy:- greeting *allenig:- alone *allie pad:- all the way/ all the time *Americans:- Cape Town gang *ammil, ammal, almal :- Afrikaans for"everybody" *alles.:- English for "everything. *"anie brand:- translated as "on fire;" said of someone who is very good with something.H y is anie brand *anneste :- to be different *antie:-aunty * atappel, aartappel:- Afrikaans for "potato" *awe, aweh, ahweh:- a greeting when meeting or seeing someone; said when agreeing with someone *Ay, Aia:- Rastafarian *babbelas:- hangover *beat:- music *befok:- very good or amazing *beginte:- begin *bek vekoep:-to talk a lot, usually touching meaningless subjects *bergie:- a homeless person *biesag, besig:- Afrikaans for "busy", meaning "being nosey" *binneboud:- when two people are curled up in bed in a<< position *blaai (e) :- page (s) or to turn a page . Also means"underarms" *boere :-police *boeta :- a young male *bok:- girlfriend *Bontas:- Bonteheuwel *bombela:- gangster slang meaning "where someone works" *bompie :-iced confectionary *boom:- Afrikaans for "tree." In this context referring to"weed" or a game of domino's *bors warm maak:- to make someone angry *bottel:- usually meaning a bottel of rum, whisky or brandy *boul:- to flirt with someone. Pronounced 'bowl" *bourre:- thighs *boy'tjie, boy'kie:- helper. bra, brah, * brasse:- male friends *breek, briek:- to have a laughing fit *broe, bru. brother, :- but in this context it is a form of address *bunny :- a homosexual man *burk, berk:- boyfriend *by'rie, by die :- Afrikaans for "at the" *Capey:- someone from the Capechaina *Chaila, tjaila:- to leave work at the end of a working day *chaser :- the soda that is added to spirits such as vodka, rum and whisky *check:- to look *cherrie:- a girl or a girlfriend *chise, chais:- to pursue someone romantically or sexually *chommie:- friend *daai out that guy, :- someone who thinks he's better than the rest *dagga :- weed; marijuanadaggakopa dagga addict *dakskroef :- an unattractive girl *dala :- to do *dêrra:- Daddy dêtag:- thirty despot gevang:- catching someone red-handed *Dice:- rotating one's car in a circular movement causing smoke and tire skid-marks on a roadway *dikding:- very important figure or boss *dikgesuip:- very drunk *dinges:- substitution for a word that cannot be recalled or spoken out loud *dite:- to eat *Dixie Boys:- Cape Town gang *doos:- a jerk *duid'lik:- cool, awesome or amazing *dux:- to sleep *Eiewys:- to follow one's own mind *ekke, ekka:- me *ekse - when speaking to someone, use this word to begin or end a sentence *Elsies:- Elsiesrivier *empty:- empty cooldrink or beer bottle used as a deposit on a purchase Fancy Boys:- Cape Town gang *fader:- mens' hairstyle *five bob:- fifty cents *Flats:- CapeFlats *flop:- failure *fokof:- (to) go away *fokol:- nothing *fokop:- failure; loser *gahzie:- friend *gat:- gaan, Afrikaans for "go" *gatvat:- to mock someone or something *gatkruip(er) :- ass kisser *gatsby:- long bread rolls filled with chips, tomato, lettuce and various meat products *gebou:- to have a muscular body *gerook; geroek :- stoned; high from smoking *getuie, getye :- a person's companion *getuig, getyg:- to talk *gevaarlik, gevaa'lik :- awesome; very good; cool *gevrek:- to be slow; dead *gevriet:- face *gevriet koep:- to judge someone by their face *ghaai:- to fool *giftig:- Afrikaans for "poisonous." In this context it means to be very good at something #goose:- a girl *gooi:- to go *gunsakke:- refers to very large hips of a woman *haloep:- to run *Hard Livings:- Cape Town gang *harre gat, hardegat :- having a jaunty manner *Hoppers:- Grashopper shoes *hosh:- a greeting *hoyaa:- greeting *hunny:- one hundred rand *jags:- Hot *jas:- crazy *jirre! jarre!:- an exclamation of disbelief or surprise *jassas!, jassou! :- an exclamation of disbelief or surpsrise *jintoe :- slut *joint:- one's house/home *jol:- to party or to have an often secret sexual relationship with someone *jong:- a guy *djy:- addressing someone in an unexpected crude manner *Kaap:- the whole Cape metropolitan area, or the central business district *kak:- bullshit *kak gedagte:- to do something that a person does not approve of *kakpraat :- to talk nonsense *kaksoek:- to look for trouble *kallid:- Coloured *kannallah:- please *kap:- to do, kap n beat or kap die deur *kêffie:- spazashop *kind, kin, kinnes:- girl/s *klong:- a young boy or man *komiesa:- come here *kooi:- bed *koppel:- to hookup; to meet *kopskiet:- to fix a babbelas with alcohol *kroon:- kwaai; *kwaailappies:- amazing; cool *kyndtjie, kynkie:- small child *laaings, laains:- to go/leave *laaitie:- a boy in his pre-teens or teens *larney:- employer *las, lastig :- nuisance *Lavis:- Bishop Lavis *lmimp :- abbreviation of "lag my in my poes,"Instant Text Messaginglanguage thatcould translate as LOL (Laugh Out Loud)or ROTFWL (Rolling on the floor with laughter *lmj :- abbreviation of "lag my jas,"Instant Text Messaginglanguage thatcould translate as LOL(Laugh Out Loud)or ROTFWL (Rolling on the floor with laughter *lum, lam:- to relax, chill *maats:- to go; leave *main man:- the most important man in a given context *malmok:- to vomit *mams:- mother *mang:- jail, to serve a sentence in jail *man-man:- each *manskap:- friends *ma-se-kind:- term of endearment, usually between men *ma-se-poes:- curse, swear word *mert:- dealer in contraband (weapons, drugs etc. ) *mirrag, marrag:- noon; greeting *mifty:- fifty rand *mince:- when someone's (coarse) hair gets wet and takes on a mince-like appearance *minute, miniete :- wait; hold on *moegoe:- coward *moer:- to beat *moerse:- huge; large *mol:- to hastily go for *Mongrells:- Cape Town gang *motjie:- girlfriend *nag:- Afrikaans for night. In this context it means "doom."Is nag vi djou *naaia:- jerk *nema:- a while ago *nwata:- nonsense *oppit:- pressing; persistent *Plain:- Mitchell's Plain *plak:- courage "salute:- a greeting *soute!:- watch out! (for someone) *spat:- to go; leave *speen:- to have sexual and romantic relations with someone *spyker:- sex |
ZarZar:There you go!!!..Yeah its Kaaps " The mother of afrikaans". Broe // masekin. Is a term of endearment ** thats why 'so called coloreds' in the w.cape's " afrikaans " is very distinct from the rest of the country ( coloreds in other provinces ) I'll post the dictionary later |
ZarZar:Salute ;-) ... Please not broer :-D it's broe // bru ( the R is silent ( most of the time ) )... ** nods ** yeah...Leka dag vêder vi jo |
ZarZar:Yeah...and that's Just the tip of the Sh*t pile.... Other reasons being that they were denied // forbidden from speaking their own language e.g khoekhoegwab // asian languages... Which ( obviously ) led to the to the birth of the "Rebel language" called, Kaaps ( Afrikaans ).... ( << But enuf of that ) ** Nods ** Yeah I knew you was gonna say that... The same way people in my community identify as coloured ( coloured father // Xhosa mother ).... |
ZarZar:Lol nah... No " passion Gap" ... here's an unknown fact about it tho ( And that snoek story is a Myth..Lol.. I've been eating snoek all my life !!! And my teeth's still fine ) *fact* the introduction of the "passion gap" was a result of colonialist police brutality. outspoken or defiant slaves and khoisan were beaten on the mouth with batons so as to "mark"them with resultant missing or broken teeth. this made it easy for the police to pin-point "troublemakers" in event of any uprising....after which those with missing teeth would be blamed, captured and locked up.the general slave and khoisan communities then had their front teeth voluntary removed so as to support their own people thereby effectively stopping victimisation.... *did you know?* Ohkay... So BASICALLY your also Colored... ![]() |
ZarZar:Salute Ja!!!.... Yes i'm Kallit... ( all teeth intact ).. Do you have family in Capetown? |
ZarZar:Gurl!!!... With statements like that you goin make n brother vacate the " Cape of good dope " for the E-Cape in a flash! to Koppel feelings...
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ZarZar:Hmmmm... if that's the case then....
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citytv:maybe we should get together some time... Lemme show you the love of real man I'm South african Btw |
gallivant:Wow I like!!.... nice scenery where you can Just hang back // Smoke a Blunt** and enjoy landscape... |
Dinocarex:So because Nigeria played a " HUGE " Role during the Liberation Struggle, South-Africa " Ought to Worship Nigerians And Nigeria " .are you for real ![]() .Do you type with ur anus?? .Next time read with Comprehension before you tryinna be a Keyboard Ninja *Therefore you just won the MUMU OF The Year Award #MUMU_OF_THA_YEAR :-( BTW I know my History . |
ZarZar:hehehe no comment .... I dont wanna hurt people's feelings here ..... ...... UNLESS...........!!!!!! |
dragonking2:Hmmmmm..... whats that supposed to mean ...... #Tsek!! |
ZarZar:I got some.... ( naija village pics ) but I aint posting any ![]() |
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dragonking2:Hmmmmm.... Totally irrelevant... youre dimissed |
JSmart4u:please spare yourself the embarrassment.. i Got a truckload more of where that scrap came from..much worse..... Unless wanna bring it...... ![]() |
JSmart4u:AND THIS? ![]()
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Dinocarex:"That country ought to be worshipping Nigeria and Nigerians" BWAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! #MUMU
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JEEEEEZ WTF RIP sha!!! |
ZarZar:kikikikikikikiki!!! heheheheHEHEHEHEHE
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This was written by a Nigerian Charles Awuzie wrote : Please Read To The End... I grew up been told that Uncle Collins was my elder brother. My parents never told me that he was actually Tity's (that's what I call mum) younger brother. In 1999, he came to South Africa. And in 2001, that's 16 years ago, he was killed in Johannesburg. My family knows his killer. The killer is not a South African. He is a Nigerian - as a matter of fact, his best friend. I June 2001, we received his body at Murtala Muhammed Airport, Lagos. Tity wept like a baby. We all cried with pains of bereavement. He was the bread winner of the family. He was married to a Zulu lady. May his soul rest in peace. When I was preparing to come to South Africa, mum didn't warn me about South Africans, she warned me about my own people. Almost every week, a Nigerian in South Africa is killed - not by a South African but by his own brother. Why? Your guess is right. The ratio of the number of Nigerians killed by South Africans to the number of Nigerians killed by Nigerians is directly proportional to the dollar-naira exchange rate - a huge gap. So a Nigerian voice must rise to speak to Nigerians without fear or favour. I have written 'voluminously' to condemn #Xenophobia but truth won't let me overlook the other side of the coin - our own side of the saga. Even among us Nigerian pastors, let's tell ourselves the truth - are we not more afraid of one another than we are afraid of local pastors? If a Nigerian pastor brings another Nigerian pastor to his church to minister, what happens? Abeg make we tell ourselves the truth. South Africans are not our problem, we are our own problem. By the grace of God, I run a successful Tech company here. The first time I worked with a brother, he used my network to do cyber fraud and the police came after us. But thank God for my advanced training in digital forensics, he didn't know that every device connected to my network is remotely monitored by me. I handed him over to the police and the rest is story for another day. Are there very hardworking Nigerians in South Africa? Yes. We outnumber the bad eggs but like you know, bad odour travels faster than good odour. My friend and brother has dedicated his life in lecturing Engineering at a university in this country. Through his dedication, the Vaal has churned out very great engineers. I know Nigerian pastors who have laid down their lives to work for God in this country. They don't pastor big churches. They don't drive big cars. But they are doing a big work here. So these good Nigerians must rise in one voice and speak against the bad eggs lest we all will be grouped together. While we go through this trying time in our sojourn in South Africa, let's take time to ask ourselves an important question "Who truly is the problem of the Nigerian in South Africa? " The answer will help us move forward. Maranatha! (DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF MY FIRST ELDER BROTHER - UNCLE COLLINS. ) |
[quote author=Muafrika2 post=54019957]Do you people ↑↑↑↑↑↑ need a mediator? [/quoteHEHEHEHE... leave em 2 love love birds alone bro... ![]() |
vandalZA:EAC aint even finished yet and their already braggin ( dats naaaaaija for u )while the GIANT ( the mighty RSA ) just go about his usual bussiness... with no fvcks to give.... :-/ |
[b][[b][[b][b gesundheit:[/b]False Prophets brother |
Triton1996:[b][/b] AND PEOPLE ACTUALY BELIEVE THIS BULL!!!!! I GUESS ANYONE CAN BE A PROPHET IN NIGERIA...... ![]() |
shizzy7:You too... Mwaah . |
shizzy7:Merry Xmas Shizzy !!!! Have a blessed / beautiful day. Have fun and Enjoy. Mwaaah |
MPSA:I think I deserve a chest beater ( member of the chest beater gang ) membership card .. Chest beating is so vitalizing. ima Join Now-Now ![]() |
Me.. Couple a years back
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68816419:True.... No Love lost brother. |


( all teeth intact ).. Do you have family in Capetown?
.... I dont wanna hurt people's feelings here .....
.. Chest beating is so vitalizing. ima Join Now-Now