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You're a smart woman...

KashyBaby:
I preferred clean shaved, it looks neat and formal ...no offense but I don't find having beard is appealing...

Yanga dey sleep, trouble go wake am....

You need spiritual cleansing and holyghost dry-cleaning

Dey there.. Your miracle might be waiting for you in your PM...

Sexycleopatra:
Lol.. straightens face

Ladies I believe y'all can relate to this..

Ehem... so the thing is this


Since I joined nairaland, there is one thing I have observed from most nairaland guys who send PM..

When the guy sends a lady pm, and she replies hi or smth, they introduce themselves and all, and she says ok...



Just because they want to ask for the lady's number, the begin to use apian way to do it. with style..


Then next thing, the lady start seeing things like


I'm having issues with my email, can we chat on a better platform? (rotflmao)


I don't use email often, do u have bbm or smth?



To be honest, I dnt enjoy chatn using email, can we chat on a better platform?




I am not very active on bbm and on mail, can I have your whatsapp number?



And so the list goes...


Some bold ones even go as far as giving their numbers without the lady asking, thinking she would add dem up.. just like that?



Comon guys, why not just take things nice and easy... since when did yahoo mail or gmail become a bad platform just because you want the lady's number or you what to see more of her pics?

So are you all now trying to say Google and yahoo are terrible platforms for communication?


We are in the world of smartfones and I believ most people hav got push IMS (instant messaging) so pls stop the lies..


If you want her number, go and collect it. Ask her straightforward, can we exchange numbers? If she is cool with it, she will give you, if she ain't, she won't.. no need to use corner corner style

Rephrase... Who is still looking for house wife in diz harsh economy

sinaj:
Who is still looking for house wife in diz harsh economy

Jesus! See me looking for water-side kittycat... meanwhile one bros is complaining. Send me ur girls digits, ill help you break up and then i go enter...

hehehe Thank you

omobaekiti:
your eyes are really sharp...or maybe you pay attention to details...any of the two,I say clap for yaself

Not a fan of calling women "hoes" or "bitches"

LOL you cant serve 2 masters.. Welcome back to NL. I hope you dont leave us any time soon

She should come and love me

The priest is on oxygen.. If you look closely you can see the oxygen tank and the tubes.

Caracta:
Groom looks lost...

Priest looks confused...

Okay this Saraki's case is getting boring now...

oya use normal ororo

Kingy10:
1) Apply Olive oil In this time of 320/$
2)Use refrigerator In this time of 30mins electricity/week

I no go kuku use onion

lol doesnt matter. As long as Im getting the good stuff

Ghost447:
or you wouldn't mind her buying you?

LOL in fact ehn... only God can judge the mods

AirSultan:
lol. Kpele. Hope the prison beans was not too watery..

Bros This your C.S.I breakdown too much.... in fact i think you should join the cast

AirSultan:
Best guess is...

He got stung by a poisonous sea creature e.g jelly fish

The paralysis set in, tried very hard to swim out but couldnt due to the poisonous toxins already in his blood

Then he remembered he has a mouth so he wanted to shout.

And then, just then his vocal cords got affected by the toxins

Then he lost conşciousness and swallowed enough water to drown him.

Then the carnivores fishes şaw free lunch and dugged in!

Such a sad and painful way to die. R.i.p to him

@ Airsultan .... Joeblaze here! ( i got banned ooo)

You know him?

Chinaimporter:
[size=18pt]This guy is a top ogoni militant. one of the only few militants leaders together with ayiri emami that are not of ijaw tribal background[/size]

we go drink orijin now.. But after i don marry Linda, na moet we go dey drink like tea

Holuwahphemy:
10 bottles of orijin for you jhor

Are these cars easy to maintain in Naija? With all the pot-holes and all...
Im waiting for a Nairalander to bless me with that kinda car sha ( your reward will be in heaven)

My bro, you got it... I didnt come to this world to suffer jare. Make she dey work.. make i dey chop

Holuwahphemy:
No you wouldn't... As long as you get to drive her cars and spend her money on younger ladies.

Can someone just briefly explain to me his role as Ooni? I dont know too much about him

The number of rape cases are sky-rocketing... Could the economic hardship be the reason ??
Let me do my research.... In the meantime, who get fuel?

I wouldnt mind marrying this linda babe sha...

How is she a hoe?.. please, enlighten me

MadCow1:
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If looking like a Hoe is the new Hot, Then she is flamming hot..


And why is this Hoes picture on the front page?



Like seriously?


And the MOD should have titled it: "See what this Girl with big breast did with Denim pants and Jacket"..

Welcome to Nigeria, where the people in power are above the law....
What a Facking Joke!!!!

Ok sir. Noted

Mrbigman1:
Aunty, if you are having marital issue, please settle it in house.

No dey come online dey rant dey wail like one miscarriage pregnant woman.

When u dey chop d money, u no disturb us oh, na naw wey person dey share with u, u go dey disturb us dey seek public sympathy.

Look my face! Do I look like I care?
I ve my own issues to, I chose to handle it Gadamnit!!!

Which medical school you go abeg? I go like enroll

veekid:
soak it inside acid