if i hear peeem...

why tie her??
BAD News and FP

The people complaining are busy sharing toilet in "face me- i -face you" or squating in their friends room
naija ppl never cease to amaze me

But he doesnt have tattoos
Surely he cant be a bad person na...

Name checkers, i hail una o.... let me carry my wahala before dem ban me

Welcome to naija, where life has no value...
RIP

Your mates that are working hard to make money, are they stupid?? Today, trailer don jam you. You shall spend the rest of your miserable life behind bars.
The love of money is root of all evil..

Broken Heart syndrome.
R.I.P

im an edo guy.. what isit again

be serving 2 masters o... you hear... mtchew. better chop that prick

Naija girls... Toxic!

SUPOL:
Tell ur hubby to Act like a woman on bed, so u can enjoy him

wowowowow

slimthugchimee:
this is really annoying......why are nairaland ladies this ugly can you believe i cant even check any girls profile for the fear of seeing an oraguntan lookalike mtchwwww

Isit your businesss

Durent and fight

burna boy looking like someone that just left jail..

You suppose ride KEKE because you be "Mr 3rd Wheel"

zanebaddo:
Perfect definition of me...... Na me de ride the machine while my friend and his girlfriend de enjoy











Never had a girl .. .. I'm always around other couple making sure they are happy

paddle your own canoe

If youre good at collecting bribe, then police is for you.
If you have tattoo, police is not for you...

eez too much. if babe no give dem pus.sie, dem go blam buhari

FuckTheM0ds:
lol the thing don tire me too. In every situations in nigeria we must to blame buhari lol

Chai. Why u involve Uncle Drake

kelvinreality:


You bigger than Venus? Drake ould be happy to hear that her babe aunt chubby based on your comparison

Mehn Its true.Before dem use me for rituals. I got to know about it through this thread. Wetin carry me sef? Ill stick with NL, causing trouble... its safer

QueenValerie:
*°That's right ...testify!!!
...

lock them in a lion's den...

I barely spent an hr.. A lot of creepy looking babes. Had to delete account fast..

QueenValerie:
*Yep
..he proving 9/10 failure is upon you all.*°See there in the bold?
.... he "Ain't Impressed AT ALL"

Ha!!!!!

preciousedwin63:
Na BUHARI caused this dead

I don tire for una

just only Venus? Im bigger than that.

kelvinreality:


Are you from Venus

If you cant swim, stay away from the water biko....Its not by force. Come to think of it, are there any life guards at the beach?
R.I.P

kelvinreality:


Are you from Venus

Na so.... I checked it out. Not impressed with at all.

He didnt follow the most important rule... Thou must hide thy personal belongings when a foreign body cometh to thy house for kpanshing

Hezzperience it the best teacher

if i tell you, how mush you go pay?

as you clearly stated, you have no romantic feelings for him, and you have also told him that youre not intrested. I would suggest that you cease any form of communication, even if it means you having to block his number, facebook etc.
Then again, follow your heart x

ive never been out with a blood sucker...