i think i kinda missed da fuuny part or wat part was fuuny

ghengis:

_yawns

my grandmother is a virgin and she's not hooked, u interested?

hahahaha and she's ur grandmother

@Bolarge

get a life

dis is da romance section boo aint dat suppose to be in da Dating section or somthin now maybe u shuld take ur lil desperate self over there u might find someone

nah but i know someone gon be doin it 2 me pretty soon

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm but who wants 2 admit being a liar

even if she aint beautiful it still aint easy

hey gurl welcome

most guys put more pressure on ladies wen it comes to d sex part or and sexual thing and me personally wen u start pressurin me and its gettin 2 much i'll just cut u off cos wen i say No i mean no dont fuvkin try 2 use some trix on me cos u gon piss me off and trust me u dont want 2 see me wen i'm pissed lol j/p but 4 reall do it pisses me off

so wat u sayin is ur relationship with her is based on lies huh?

i dont know bout dat tho but some ppl can it just depends on how much u can control urself

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

y is there sumtin wrong wit her?

go get onewith ur lil desperate self, lol jk u think u gon find love on d internet

if she didn't do wat she did she ain't gon be married right now tho i can't do watever she did i guess she got to do wat she got to do to get wat she got

good just alil bored lol

she might not be intrested in ur money she just want 2 know if u are man enough 2 take care of her. i'll wanna know sumtin like dat 2

hey iice gurl ow u been?

Love and Trust are d most important key in a relationship if yall ain't got that yall ain't got nuttin

hmmmm well im gon be furious but im gon forgive them but dat don't mean i'm gon av sumthing 2 do wit them cos if they can do dat dey can also murder u

well i dont know i don't think i can do such a think dat is y i don't be dat close 2 my friendz boyfriendz or x's

this is a question u need 2 think about and answer by urself ain't nobody gon tell u wat it is

y are u in such a hurry, u don't know wat d dude is plannin 2 do but u are so worried and in a hurry Don't rush him if u see dat yall don't av a futre 2 gether and u r ready 2 get married u can leave

IDK 4 him 2 slap u he must have been doing dat shiit b4 or been tryin 2 do it in one manner or another but if my boyfriend or whoever slaps me. I don't know wat i'm gon do at dat moment cos i'm high tempered but trust me he's gon pay and i'm gon teach him a lesson so he sin't gon repeat dat next time

cos it sucks or boring doing d same thing over and over and over again dat is y ppl always need to spice it up once in a while

Lust lust lust lust lust lust

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guy:did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
girl: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??

He says "Where have you been all my life"
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man: I'm all you've got cutie
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If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"
say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

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"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
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