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See them criticizing the man because he smoked.....but y'all see nothing wrong when artists display semi-unclad ladies in their music videos.....

Bunch of hypocrites....

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But why do matured men do this stuff?...

ayodejijoshua:
Ekiti

ekiti wey fayose dey use cooked beans and rice win election?....

the people of delta state are more than happy to receive him, they must have forgiven him....why are the fg and efcc looking to come after him?...why are these so called northerners bent on making sure no major political figure comes out of the ss and se?....

If I send my pikin to public university after everything wey I don pass thru for uniport....make God kill me....

No wonder buhari is trying to clamp down the social media....

Jesus?....the reason Africa remains this way....

slawomir:
I don't give a Bleep about who Jesus is. to me that guy is one broke ass dude or rather one bastard son of a thousand father through him one self claimed alpha and omega called God succeeded in confusing humanity and mankind making some totally confused humans to believe that there is one supreme being up there in the sky protecting humanity whereas humans are the one protecting themselves. and in a situation where they can't protect themselves then they succumb to fate. for example death which is inevitable.
and for those still alive today doesn't mean the grace of God is upon you. you are just lucky today and it doesn't mean you will not die anymoment from now. God protects no one

word n*gga....talk to em...

Seanjay:
And you don't see anything wrong in that ? Do you know people like this bring chaos to the world? You are toying me people believe and their holy book and you still put it on display? I thought there is freedom to whatever you want why molesting other people's believe then ? If he dare try this with Quran then by now you would have known how many innocent lives would have been lost with isis, aqaeda and boko haram on rampage killing xtians and even you that is atheist... let's condemn this kind of act to let the world be at peace... thank God Xtians aren't like Muslims

you keep pointing fingers at the muslims forgetting the Crusaders and the Christians of old were worse than the present days Muslims....bunch of hypocrites

My nigga dey use bible smoke w**d if him no see rizler....him still dey kampe....




Nothing go do this guy.....

Nigerian bank cashier for don para give that woman since

kesmalindo:
Hi
I'm a teacher at Valiantminds Montessori School
I will stop teaching because I have to go back to school
I've just gotten admission to study MATHEMATICS(the major problem of students) in LASU
I'm single but not searching
I want to let the students all over world believe that MATHS is damn easy


I'm looking forward to be a teacher in future

If to say you dey near me o....I for slap your forehead....

Which damn easy? You think say na simultaneous equation you wan go study?....

U want make she cause quarrel with your wife on the wedding day?....

Make she siddon for haus abeg!

Fact of the day: 70% of Nigerian girls have no sense of humor

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Joshice47@yahoo.com

Joshice47@yahoo.com

ikp120:
Never spend on a girlfriend until she spends on you.

Never really fall in love until she is dead in love with you, but act as if you're dead in love with her.

Delete her phone number once she begins to really misbehave.

Treat her the way she treats you.

Never date a lady who tells you not to access her phone but you can lick her pussy.

Never build your life around her because no lady is worth it except your momma.

word!....never build your life around a woman....

Kingbuhari:
this Togolese cousins in Nigeria believe so much in
diabolical and traditional powers,
charms, native doctors (babalawo)
and juju medicine, this is why
there are so many human parts
factories in the land for human
rituals. Anyone that thinks it's a
lie, watch any their movie
starting to ending and if you don't
see babalawo
involved, then know that all i am
writing here is untrue trash... see as they used that boy do foundation of their house... AWOs will never cease to amaze me... TUFIAKWA

lol

Ujuhot:
The most difficult time to be in a relationship as a guy is in your early twenties.The period when you are stuck in a limbo, trying to figure out yourself and who you want to be.

At this age, you find it a herculean task asking money from your parents, considering your dad will always remind you of how he was self sufficient at your age. So you are always left with "Nkechiyere" anyone that comes from them willingly. To compound your "woes". You have a girlfriend whom you love so much, you are 24 and she is 23. And guys being wired to want to take control, you are frustrated at your inability to take care of her like you want to.
I mean where is the money??
You are still jobless, still hustling, still finding your feet.
Still putting hands in to many things hoping for good. All of a sudden, she starts acting out and showing attitude. You call, and she takes forever to pick or return your calls. When she finally does pick, the call is like an interview session with those annoying and frustrating one word replies. Yes, no, fine, okay, nothing.

Then finally she ends the call with a flimsy excuse like " wait let me close the fridge", i will call you back. And the call never comes back. Then one day she calls you and asks you "where is this relationship heading to?.
You don't even know where your own life is heading to, not to talk of a relationship. Then she drops the bombshell. Tells you that she met a guy who wants to marry her. And how age isn't on her side, and you are almost compelled to scream "But you are just 23". Can't you wait 3 more years let me make it.
You just hold yourself and play the good guy. You ask her if she loves him, she dodges the question and replies you with " He treats me well". Well since she wasn't informing you to take permission, she was simply telling you.

You have to be the cool guy and wish her well. One week later, she gives you the traditional wedding card. And then you do the math yourself. She was talking to the guy a long time before now.

Then you realise that for every "K" you got on WhatsApp, the guy was getting a long epistle.
You have been played. Worse is you cant even blame her, you are just a prospect who no one knows what will become of your life in 4years time. Would you have made it or not? She has gone for the real deal, someone who has already made it.

In footballing terms, you are a "Anthony Martial" ( prospect) while the guy is a Messi ( has made it already). I mean you were sending her cards of N200, and the guy was telling her to manage 10k for the weekend. No comparison there.
And then you go through that silent heartbreak guys go through, the ones they don't talk about. And unceremoniously you get inducted into the special hall of fame where members are young guys whose childhood loves and friends or girlfriends they thought they would end up with left them to marry someone else. Your heart is broken into smithereens. In this hall of fame, you are all victims. Victims of not having found your path in your early twenties.
At the wedding, no sight is more heartbreaking than seeing "the love of your life" say "I do" to this guy she just met 6 months ago.
To make matters worse, you get an alert from Diamond bank telling you how N13 have been deducted for bank charges. You are mad.Your N4000, is down to N3987 rendering that N1k useless, you can only withdraw N3k now. And that's your home and abroad. Can life be more unfair at this moment?

6 years later. You are 30 now. Congratulations, you finally made it. You are as rich as you hoped you will become. You are one of the happening guys in town. You go to a wedding. With your friends, the men on suit. Those guys that just intimidate everyone in the hall. You are seated scouting the hall, and the bridal train passes by. Of course, bridal train and ashoebi ladies always show themselves. That's part of the job description. Sampling. And you spot one, she is beautiful, elegant and tall. You walk up to her, chat her up. Exchange numbers and you leave. She is 24, ripe for marriage. Three months later, you are sounding marriage to her ears. She loves how it sounds.

You are on chat with her always.
And somewhere else, a 25year old boy still finding his way is wondering why the girlfriend is becoming distant these days.
Why is he getting those one worded replies which is unlike her. Why do there chats seem more like interview. And fast fast, you have proposed and simultaneously she is asking the 25year old boy that question of
"Where is this relationship going to". And then you marry her, and somewhere a boy gets heart broken.

You see we are always going to do this to ourselves.

Written by @jaetomz


What goes around...

Exactly what's going on with me....mine's changing before my very eyes....this is truly the most difficult time of my life....

We'd be 5years by January...but I'm so ending it this morning

E no go better for this feminism wey una dey carry for head like dandruff

When will the youths take it to the streets and protest that they want nysc scrapped?