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excellence44: ur a baby n i tink u av no biz here.

deshclones: :obia..so you had time to read all that...joblessness is a disease..dude go out there nd get a job..no matter how degrading ...geeeeeeeeeez

tainot2002: You aint seen anything

Dondavsonlt: It's ok...
I was only trying to share something that caught most peoples attention on a facebook wall!
But unfortunately, Nairaland is not a place where people comment to threads in a matured manner. Savages everywhere.. People who lack sense of humor and reasoning.. People who are probably below age 18.

@Mod(Jaybee or Killz), Feel free to Delete this stupid thread.. It's probably not worth it..
Thanks All.

Hardeynikerh: tell yer mumsy to stop being naughty

If you talk again, i'll add to the two marks on your face. . .

jackpot: keep posting, people! Whether funny or not!

At least, the pages is increasingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg


laffs till i faint!

drnoel: A friend of mine was really feeling too cool with how many chicks he laid on his bachelor party and most guys where hailing him alone. Una sabi as guys be, most guys would neva tell you the truth even if they know you may be wrong. Anyway, he was feeling very tight with himself until one guy suggested we sneak in2 his fiancee's eve party which was also on the same day. Old boy, what those girls did on their own party made my guy almost freak out. We had to drag him out of there by force before he gets us in2 trouble. I pitied him thereafter cos he had serious issues that night about walking down the alter the next day.

What was he expecting? To have a time of his life and expect her not to do the same? Hellloooooo!

afrobaby: Do I seriously mean most people on nairaland are less dan 20yrs old, no wonder one get some childish responses from some people

Hardeynikerh: syf (slaps your face)

You slap my mumsy?

Your own don be today!

Henphil: y wnt luv be cmplicatd wen u improvise nd does it out of desperation!? Men goes 4 "sex." wmen goes 4 "money."! Whr's d luv? It's nowhere 2b found bcus 2 tins has tkin ova human's hrt.

Harbioollah: I was Discussing with my departmental colleague,Sandra(not real name). She is a girl i have always admired and wanted to ask out. So in one of my cunny ways,i asked her who is her Mr Right. This was her Definition

1. He must have at least 2 cars,one of which will be mine during my final year
2. He must have been financially stable before i finish school
3. He must own a house cos i dnt want any landlord problem and th house must be tastefully furnished
4. He should either be a Doctor,Lawyer or Banker.(when my course na Microbiology)
5. He must be taller than me and i dont care if he is handsome or not
6. He must not be stingy and should give me whatever i want without hesitation


GOLD DIGGER

I simply Told her she'll remain a Spinster forever.

Waiting for other girls definition of Mr Right

LesbianBoy: A nigerian girl that cant cuuk and cliean
A nigerian girl who wouldnt be always haveing "headaches" when i want to nyansh her and will give me punny as at when due
A nigerian girl who can TATTWO my name on her bordy!
A nigerian girl who can pray!(naija girls cant pray even when you take them out on a date they dont even let the waiter drop the drinks and fuud before they start eating without praying)
A nigerian girl who has flat belle and is well endowed!(many naija girls have big stomach!)

what do you think! No derailing, cheeers!

Dvirux: do u tink its real? Dats ma prob