₦airaland Forum

Idowuogbo: U are defo d first son of Mr Fooolish and u probs hail from the northern part of d jungle

Goat!!!!

otus4me: Come to think of it, why is it that men of nowadays dont wear pants anymore but it's always and only boxers even when going to office.

Wetin consign you? Why you dey smoke anoda person cigar?

Idowuogbo: U talk to much! Gadamn it!

deshclones: jobles m0r0n..you really have a whole lot of idle time on your hands..imagine a fully healthy guy taking out time to compose this un-ending essay....even went to the extent of beautifying and colouring his texts font size.....get a life you bleeding f00l..geez...NL is not everything...phew

yetunde01: How do we go about telling our parents?

We? What we? You mean the st[i]u[/i]pid boy you call a boyfriend? Leave him out of this. If you suggest to him to tell your parents, he'll tell you "NO" so why bother? Anyway, give the idi[i]o[/i]t benefit of the doubt and ask him to come go see your parents with you. . . Any negative comment from him will just summarize what i've been saying about him being a what? A fool!

No matter how you tell your parents, that's not the issue, the issue is TELL THEM! And then of importance is How you react when they are scolding you. . . If you stubbornly hold claim to the fact that you are 23 and it's your life, that will be quintessentially st[i]u[/i]pid of you, cos, if you knew what to do, you wont go to them for advice, so your going to them for advice means you know what? You know sh[i]i[/i]t! And since you know sh[i]i[/i]t, it's best to shut tha fcck up and let them do the talking. Answer their every question respectfully and truthfully as you can. Don't give silly excuses as to why you had to hav[i]e[/i] sex while still schooling. Mind you, it won't be a smooth ride, but, after the whole episode, they'll forgive you, you'll have the baby, you'll have your womb, you'll have your senses, you'll still complete your education, and best of all, you'd have learnt from your mistakes. . . hopefully.

Look at it this way. The storm clouds are brewing. A storm is coming. The storm will come, and it will be over, and then what happens? Your guess is as good as mine. . .

190: Im sure sexkillz is the father

NEROSKY: Goat (woman) follows who holds grass(money)
they said woman are free gifts of nature but the reverse is the case in Nigeria..woman(girls) nowadays 3muchly love material things.

Your mother is a discombobulated Goat that followed a wretched grass cutting farmer, your father.

pato405: can someone please do us a favour here?

D-E-R-A-I-L this thread fast!

xynerise: None of the above but Lagos.

Anyway, i'm in Eko.

xynerise: trust me na. Remember I brought u to Lagos

xynerise: 200km

No lost o

xynerise: best qualification so far

Blackteeth: A lot of us attend night clubs and meet people there. In night clubs there is enough light around to see everyone's faces in satisfactory details, so no problems. But what about situations and places at night where there is not enough light to see that lady or guy in good details as you suspect there may be something special about him or her? Well, for some guys it may not be an issue as long as they see an outline of a figure eight and a well protuding front and backside. On the other hand, how would some guys deal with the fact that they cant be fully sure there are no widespread spots and pimples on the lady's face?
For the ladies, it wouldn't be a problem to some ladies as long as he emerged from a flashy ride and has an arsenal of english vocabularies. For the other ladies who bother, how would they deal with the fact that they cant be fully sure if he has the lips and eyes of their favourite American male model?

Anyway, some weeks ago as I was walking to a certain place at night, a girl approached me to give her directions to find her way. I told her to walk along with me since I was moving towards the direction she asked for. As we were moving I asked her where exactly she was going to by that time of the night and it formed the core of our discussion. She sounded sweet in voice and reasoning. But the problem was the insufficient light to assess her facial and buddy aspect. For this reason, when we finaly got to the point to part ways, I brushed aside any intention of asking for her contact. Besides I didnt want to appear like am taking advantage of the fact that I helped her find her way.

Nigeria is a nation of darkness without much electricity and I know most posters on Nairaland are Nigerian residents. So I hope this thread would help them deal with toasting in darkness.

Over to the next poster.

Idowuogbo: Eeeeee ooooo!!!! Una don begin kiss ni?

Na so e easy to kiss?

lefulefu: sexkillz na big example