solidbroda: deadz or killz or whatda f is ur shit-ty user name. just go and drink petrol. i would notblame you, because you use petrol to masturbate and had made u impotent. how will u father a child? and yet such situation is affecting your brain. Bastard

deal_ordea:

Go jump for third mainland

That's my location. . . I live there.

ambrosini593: My neigbour complained to me that she and her husband have not talked for the past two months( that`s the longest they ever had according to her ) after he yelled and said “F You” many times in front of their 2 years old daughter. According to her, she will not give up this time because any time they quarrel she always come back to beg him, hug gim even when she is right or wrong. The husband is stubborn and has a big ego. He refuses to go to marriage counsellor saying that they are stupid. Now she told her that he want a divorce just like that after 6 years marriage. Can someone please give some reasonable advice because she told that she want to save her marriage, but the husband is too stubborn

solidbroda: if you must comment on another person's thread check if you are psycholgically sound. you type like a mad human with mad cow disease. see your psychiatrist asap.

lefulefu:
ur yansh

deandavid: i was once in this section asking for your help, to convince the father of the lady i love to marry me(from another tribe), now the father has left the decision to the girl to deceide. But the battle seems not to be over, i love this girl with all my heart, i actually want to marry, she's a rare gem, a virtous woman and very attractive. She has a lot of toasters like me, but she kind of have a soft spot for me, but for some reasons(discovered i use to drink beer and was keeping a long beard then) she is still doubting if its God's plan for me to marry her. She's kind of scared of my person,but am willing to change. My problem is what do i do to win her heart totally,so that i can marry her.

ATMC: Morning kilz, i'd responded to ur request d second time this morning nd dunno if u got it, did u?

Yup i did. . .

onila: WOMAN gets married to herself

Nadine Schweigert says her wedding went so perfectly that it left her in awe. The bride wore a long, satiny dress in peacock blue and carried a cluster of white roses. Schweigert’s best friend stood up for her. After the ceremony, guests enjoyed white wedding cake enrobed in peacock-blue fondant and New Orleans-style king cake.

The affair was missing just one, teensy detail: a groom.

In a purely symbolic ceremony, the 36-year-old “married” herself before a crowd of 45 friends and family members Saturday at Ecce Gallery in Fargo.

During the observance, the Fargo woman read her vows: “I, Nadine, promise to enjoy inhabiting my own life and to relish a lifelong love affair with my beautifulself.” She presented herself with a ring and invited all guests to “blow kisses to the whole world” at the point of the traditional, bride-groom lip-lock.

“I’m very proud of it, and I feel very good about it,” says Schweigert, who works at Swanson’s Health and teaches yoga. “I’m so glad I did it.”

Schweigert views the secular ceremony as a public pronouncement that she has learned to love and accept herself as she is.

That hasn’t always been the case. The divorced mother of three says she struggled for years with self-acceptance, attending therapy groups and studying books like Melody Beattie’s “Codependent No More.”

“I was waiting for someone to come along and make me happy,” she says. “At some point, a friend said, ‘Why do you need someone to marry you to be happy? Marry yourself.’”

The concept is unconventional, but not unheard of. New Age websites such as Encouraging Priestess share ideas on how to perform secular, self-marriage ceremonies. And “Glee’s” own Sue Sylvester famously sported her red tracksuit to marry herself in 2010.

till, when Schweigert first mentioned the idea a year ago, she was discouraged by several female friends who thought it was weird. Disheartened, she put the idea on hold.

Months passed and Schweigert found herself lamenting the loss of a relationship. Once again, she says, the idea of her own wedding re-surfaced.

“It was just one of those things where you get an idea, and you know you just have to do it,” she says. Schweigert’s 11-year-old son also didn’t like the idea.

“Initially his response was to put his hand on my shoulder. He said, ‘I love you, but I’m embarrassed for you right now and I’m not coming,’ ” she says.

In time, her son came around and even got involved in wedding plans. He was there for her one-sided nuptials.

The majority of her friends have been more enthusiastic. Two friends baked cakes, another friend officiated and many others presented readings.

“I was discerning about who I shared it with,” she says. “Most people were very accepting and cool, because they love me and they know I’m odd by nature.”

Schweigert’s parents are “very in-the-box” people who live in Enderlin, N.D., she says. But they were “silently supportive” and presented her with a special album ofphotos for her big day.

Nadine’s mom, Charlotte Schweigert, says a self-marriage ceremony fit her daughter perfectly. “She always did her own thing. That was Nadine,” she says. “Everything in this younger generation – nothing surprises me anymore.”

Charlotte and Darrel Schweigert had never heard of this type of ceremony but attended to support their daughter.

“We just sort of watched and wanted to know what it was all about,” Charlotte says. “That’s all that counts, as long as she’s happy.”

Now, with her wedding day behind her, Schweigert did what most newlyweds do: She’s honeymooning, having left for New Orleans on Thursday.

“I’m just a unique, awesome person who doesn’t fit anyone’s mold or ideal, and I hope you’re OK with that,” she says. “And if you’re not, that’s OK, too.”
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DailyNews: Note: This is curbed from somewhere, Its not my work pls. Thanks.

Title of story: Who's Job Is It

This is a story about four people named: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, & Nobody.
There was an important job to be done, and everybody was sure somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was everybody's job. Everybody thought anybody could do it, but nobody realized that everybody would do it. It ended up that everybody blamed somebody, when nobody did what anybody could have done....lolz!!!

Heavy Rain On Their Wedding Day (today), [size=15pt]What Kinda Sign Is This?[/size]

mykejones:
Lol..like,honestly? Me "busy body"? Lol. We knw who deserves that title more. Atta boy! Ride on.
Make i leave u2 do wat u do best jare. Am so out!

mykejones:
Your case deserves pity dude.

mykejones:
Oga wat is it? Evry post is now bullshit? Exactly what is wrong wit this thread? Did he insult u or any member with it? Is there not such words as "freedom of speech or expression"? The first person that commented,isn't the topic resonable enough for her?
The op even asked the ladies opinion,oga killz,wch one be ur own?
Agreed. It was bullshit..why did u have2comment? Couldn't u jus pass?
Can u now help us with posts that are not "bullshit"?
Be objective in replyin al these questions. U don't have2 anyway,i knw exactly wat wl come out of ur mouth.
I just passed an observation2u withou insults,do u tink u can handle that in ur reply?

nubian22: 1) ugly but caring guy.
2) handsome but rude
3) handsome, caring but lives on your income
4) rich, caring but obnoxious and snobbish
5) God fearing, caring, faithful, truthful but lazy to work
6) educated, rich, handsome, caring but uses you as a punching bag
7) rich, caring, handsome, God fearing, faithful, truthful but impotent
PLS BE HONEST GIRLS....

supertop7: my hubby said now dat we ar married, i should remove my mobile line cos i av been receiving my old school male friends and ex calls. Pls dear nairalanders advise if his decision is sensible.

Kpakam:
I av bin Finkin abt Sumtin 4 a long Tym Now and It haz bin Killing Me Psychologicaly,I'm a guy Of 25yrz buh The Size Of My 'Joystick' Iz Nofin 2 Write home about,It haz even killed the Man In Me,I Can't approach a Gal cuz I don't wanna feel depressed and Embarassed,Though I Know how to Make Maximum Use Of The One I have But I Want it Bigger,I Wanna be the ''Women's Man'',I did not Include all the details but I Must tel u,Itz Embarassin Me,I Know You Guyz Wil help Me,Just Contribute ur quota,No Insultz plz