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Idowuogbo: God bless u! [b]Na so d werey mail me say he is currently in Aba dat can we meet up for a date, d baboon wan come chyke me.As in ehn, d bat na serial liar.It get anoda scenario again,d guy get orisirisi lying strategy,he go tell him homeboy for overseas to call u pretending say na him making u beliv he actually knows wot an airport looks like,[/b]oh boi if I begin cough d guy fit commit suicide.I repeat thunder fire d persin wey place lying curse on am o!

You minute? Worra hell.

Idowuogbo: Play me ke? a whole Badosky? neva!!!! no b me he cal o! na my undercover opeke.[size=14pt]Apparently he has a thick ngbatic accent sef [/size]

mayordy: Wen i saw this topic..few names came to mind...sexkillz,idowuogbo(most irritatin characters)..nt surprised they took d first row. [size=14pt]How unfortunate your relatives are.[/size].oma se o.smh.

Your fada. . .

supertop7: can u pls summarise the story?

The story is about dumb girls who are thoroughly deceived by their boyfriends, and then they come online to blame "all men" for being so dumb!

cowgurl: Lmsao! I enjoy shuttin u up dumbarse. On a serious note, tak a break 4rm hia, u nid it.

Idowuogbo: ^ My sweetheart!

Dear i dey look am d oda dey wey hin wan use style attention ur audience, u gave a brilliant reply.

[size=19pt]Imagine today hin b journalist, 2moro he go claim he b sports commentator different different fantasy and coca-colasy, he no dey tire to dey lie ni? FATHER LORD HELP UR SON FOR HE CONTINUE TO LIETH FORGETTING IT MIGHT LEADETH IT TO HELL FIRE.[/size]

ATMC: Hello killz, just wanted to say goodmorning, how was ur 9t?

ijebabe: Signing out

Time: 0500, 27 Apr 2012

ijebabe: Adding insult on betrayal! SMH!

Skii: [size=13pt]*noise coming from the master bedroom* *"OH",,,,"AH",,,,"UH",,,,"OH",,,,"AH"*

I hope I am not disturbing somebodys sleep in the children's bedroom [/size]

That's right. . . She must be planking the fccking hell outta ya head!

Mama, don't stop till you see BLOOD!

Skii: [size=13pt]
MEANWHILE, BADOSKY, YES I DO

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Your fada! That's my mother!

ijebabe: NOBODY

ijebabe: Ah! Not anymore, he deserves no mentorage (is that even a word )

Who cares? He deserves no mentoralizationology(Damn It! )

ijebabe: Can you imagine? He forgot he was a nobody until PAGE 6!!!

I even gave him fonts! Pls say "nobody" again. . . i like it when you say it. Embolden it i beg you!

ijebabe: YES! Sign me up!

Terms
Unconditional support as I have been supportive to you
Daily messages singing my praises
Dedicating threads on my awesomeness

Gbammed and Signed! Skii is discombobulated. Do you still think he needs classes?

ijebabe: See betrayal! Student is fighting the master AND first supporter

What Impetus!

yinkalink: Come to bed jo

ijebabe: The person I'm admiring is Skii

Skii: [size=13pt]Hurray!!! *running round the room in circles screaming*

I knew it!!

It was the font!! [/size]

Tinax: sexkillz is the best handle

Really? Should i revert to sexkillz for you? Just say the word and i'll do it! Dunno if it's still banned though. It was banned before i started with Killz!

ijebabe: It is ur role now as a mentor. With great power comes great responsibility

Smh!

Skii, oya come for classes. . . Where you wan start from?

ijebabe: Viewing this topic: Flashaldrin(m), Tinax(f), 2nkechi, Skii(m), flairlady(f), ijebabe, cantell(m), ~Killz~(m) and 1 guest(s)

Heya! No ladies yet just wait they'll come

Why are you so wicked? The names in red are ladies na. . . haba!

Skii: [size=13pt]yes, ehen,,,erm erm (clearing my throat)

now that i get the hang of it, where are those NL girls

maybe they will fall for my font [/size]

[color=#000030]LMAO! Bro, try blue fonts dammit! Killz uses blue!


Do you still want the password to "sexkillz"? So that i will rest for you o jare. You think it's easy to endure accusations and scandals abi? Abeg come take. . . I don taya sef. i need a change of name.[/color]

ijebabe: Dont forget to add your DNA so that he can access that brain of urs
Its not just the font now

Lmao! Maybe i should just give him the password to my "sexkillz" username since i dont need that anymore. . . What do you think?

Skii: Mr killz, biko, how u dey change font?

Skii: What are you feeling like?

Guy comot their jo,,,

for your mind you dey trip shay? sey all dem ladies dey show you NL lovin'