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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Enroute Las Vegas For Mayweather Vs Pacquaio Fight by kilmix: 12:56pm On May 01, 2015
Hmm.. $6,000 per ticket.

1,194,000.00 naira.

LipSealed
NYSC / Re: Niger State Batch A 2015 Corpers by kilmix: 6:54am On May 01, 2015
PhateDi:
Niger STream1

Welcome to Niger... the Power (powerless) state.
NYSC / Re: Niger State Batch A 2015 Corpers by kilmix: 6:51am On May 01, 2015
sleekyonyx:
pls What time do they open the camp cos I'm coming from calabar. I intend to do only campin der. I'm an ajebutter, can't put up with the harsh weather Esp the scorching sun embarassed

Camp opens as from Monday. Welcome to Niger.
NYSC / Re: Niger State Batch A 2015 Corpers by kilmix: 6:50am On May 01, 2015
sparkleRed:
Is d Red cross there in niger camp active and d OBS

Ofcuz red Cross is very active. There's also medical team on standby in emergency cases with an ambulance.

Obs is active too.
Romance / Re: Abuja Runs Girl Slept With A Politician And Found Worms In Her Private Part by kilmix: 9:17pm On Apr 30, 2015
Fake as fake.


Like who buys handout?

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NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 8:55am On Apr 30, 2015
Tricks on how to survive in Paiko camp.
1. Be friendly at all time.
2. Befriend any of those people in mammy market( free phone charging and other freebies) .
3. The food from the kitchen is bullcrap and smaller than holy communion... eat well in mammy cuz u might faint. Lotta cases like that. No jokes.
4. Do not be rude to any camp official ( man o war-annoying peeps, army, NYSC staffs) or anyone in mufti.
5. Join any of the voluntary groups to skip the rigorous parade.
6. To get posted to minna or other urban areas, volunteer to help in any committee, there are lots of them.
7. Participate in camp activities esp sports and get posted to minna.
8. Be invisible, that is, do not be found wanting, the camp officials can be so wicked.

Niger camp is more like a military camp than NYSC. less fun, more parade... BE READY!!!

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NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 8:35am On Apr 30, 2015
Tips on how to survive in Paiko camp.

1. Don't rush to camp, there's no preferencial treatment.
2. Don't forget any of your documents (esp call up letter and statement of result) and plz mk lots of copies.
3. Bring some mufti along.. you'll need them kn Sundays.
4. Go with provisions for those that like food like me.
5. Please and please don't go with metallic objects(pressing iron, nail cutters, clippers, spoons, plates, cups etc). Bid them goodbye if you do.
6. Waist bag is a no no.
7. Get extra white shirts, shorts and shoes.
8. Do not go with any hard drug.
9. Put a mark on any of your property.
10. Go with a food flask(plastic) and plate, cup (plastic).
11. Power bank ( for the addicted pingers/browsers).
12. Lotta cash.

You can add more if you camped in paiko.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 8:15am On Apr 30, 2015
immortalvoices:


I am interested in the above quote lolz

Good morning

My name is ...kenneth
Deployed to niger state
Stream 1

Hello everyone

Good morning and welcome to Niger state... the power (powerless) state.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 8:14am On Apr 30, 2015
tulambi:
. Bro pls can I be in touch wit u cos I was posted to niger.dis is my no 08101043809. Bbm pin 3342c3c3

Just send me pm, I'll respond ASAP.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 7:22am On Apr 30, 2015
sparkleRed:


Wickedness

Naija for u.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 6:46am On Apr 30, 2015
sleekyonyx:
Medical Physiology

Well you want my advice, I'll suggest you stay back cuz mostly likely you'll be posted to minna 90%. But if u wanna redeploy, try the 2 options I earlier mentioned... it works.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 6:43am On Apr 30, 2015
For lawyers posted to Niger, I'll strongly advice you stay back (esp. those already called to bar). Apart from Lagos and Abuja, Niger is the best place to start practice as a Corps Lawyer.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 6:38am On Apr 30, 2015
sleekyonyx:
Morning dear, I was posted to Niger state. I feel so sad about it. heard the place is very hot. I'm planning to redeploy after camp. Any info on how i can go about it. Wish it was stream 2 sef. the thoughts of travelling down der alone scares me

Either you go with a medical report, or you just fill the redeployment form in camp.

But you might not be deployed to you state of choice.

Yes the place is hot, very hot.

But if I'll be frank with you, am enjoying the place cuz an saving money. Lot of money ...above 10k a month, mind you am feeding fine.


Wats ur course of study? Cuz it matters here.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 6:31am On Apr 30, 2015
sparkleRed:


cry no switch! Y na

I can only think of 2 reasons.
1. The place is a secondary school so I guess the students destroyed the sockets (you know in Naija we don't repair)

2. Pple pay camp officials to get space to run commercial charging, so it will be unfair if same camp officials provide sockets in the hostels.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 6:28am On Apr 30, 2015
Estellar:
who no come dey eat yam nko?

Things are very cheap here (food stuffs).

I bet you'll save a lot of cash here. The people are nice to corpers in fact they love corpers. At times you get some stuffs free or cheap when you put on corpers uniform.

There are lots.of things that'll make you wanna stay back... if only you ask, I'll gist you more.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 6:20am On Apr 30, 2015
Estellar:
hahahahahaha
Lol.

Plz buy power bank wen coming... as many as possible. no light here oo. And prepare to pay 50naira per charging in camp cuz there are no switch.

Niger state... a land rich in history and yam cheesy
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 6:07am On Apr 30, 2015
Estellar:
stream 2
Welcome to Niger! The power (powerless) state.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 9:17pm On Apr 29, 2015
emmaesty got u.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 9:16pm On Apr 29, 2015
dynamicbuzz:

Nah, I can't influence it, I'm not that kind of person. My parents offered to work my posting to Lagos as at earlier this year, I turned the offer down. I like God's will o. As for the tricks, you'd gist me later**smiles**

Ok den.. anytime.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 8:59pm On Apr 29, 2015
divannie.. Be forming ghostmode
Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido Ado-Bayero Appointed As NPA Managing Director By Jonathan by kilmix: 8:46pm On Apr 29, 2015
Sacking spree.


I guess Jonathan was good in sack race when he was in school.

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NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 8:42pm On Apr 29, 2015
dynamicbuzz:


Nah, didn't study law. Camp isn't my bother though, I just really don't want to teach

There's a way it's done, you'll be posted to a ministry in minna. That's be after camp, although there are tricks to achieving that.

Please don't influence your posting. Cash or kind.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 8:34pm On Apr 29, 2015
dynamicbuzz:

I don't even know how I feel about this posting, not happy, not sad. The only good part I can see is my elder bro was posted to Niger too, so I have company.

I had same mixed feeling... I went to camp with my "doctored" doctors report but I didn't submit it.
Am enjoying my stay here tho.

If you are a lawyer posted to niger, I'll advice u to stay.

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NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 8:23pm On Apr 29, 2015
dynamicbuzz:

Okay,thank u....is your ppa a school?
grin nope.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 8:18pm On Apr 29, 2015
dynamicbuzz:

I thought they don't let people leave camp within the 3 weeks?
That's not true. But u hv to go wt cash for at least d first week.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 8:14pm On Apr 29, 2015
dynamicbuzz:

Is there atm machine in camp?
Not at all... you'll be allowed to go to minna to withdraw cash. Minna is abt 150 naira from camp.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 8:13pm On Apr 29, 2015
dynamicbuzz:

Any special highlights about the state?

Largest in the country,
Hot,
Lots of tourist centres,
Boring at times.

Etc.
NYSC / Re: Was Posted To Niger. by kilmix: 8:10pm On Apr 29, 2015
Hey!
Am currently serving in minna, niger state. Mention me for tips and tricks on how to survive in camp.
Travel / Re: Officer Returns 600,000 Naira To Accident Victim by kilmix: 12:52pm On Apr 29, 2015
I like FRSC.

I only hate them when they issue me tickets.

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Family / Re: Court Dissolves 3-year-old Marriage Over Wife’s Lack Of Vagina Opening by kilmix: 12:41pm On Apr 29, 2015
Let the man use opener na
Romance / Re: Why Do Fat Girls Get Angry When They Are Told They Are Fat by kilmix: 12:37pm On Apr 29, 2015
ginawest:
no!!y u asking?

No offence... twas cuz of ur comment.
Romance / Re: Why Do Fat Girls Get Angry When They Are Told They Are Fat by kilmix: 12:30pm On Apr 29, 2015
ginawest:
not all sha...its d ones wit low self-esteem dat get angry

Are you fat?

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