Lemme drop this epic one.

I like you so much, in fact I love you, but I can't date you...

Like WTF... who says that?

Mhizkel:

Nope

The vampires have invaded NL.

The picture part is awkward... I girl can even take self shot in her dreams.

Please I don't wanna get it.

Krystalxxx:


Just a little.

Lemme gv u my Lil secret.. u might regret it later when it becomes too much but it sure helped me.

Be unserious about what makes u shy... like make it fun even when it's a very serious issue.

Mhizkel:

Lolade

Funny you...
U nor dey sleep ni?

The only attention some guys can give is the one in their pants.

And the answer to ur question is a resounding YES...

Less attention, more attraction.

Romanciella:
need u guys view on this.....

Dream on dear

Still got the "shyness syndrome?"

diddydiva:
Its a flower vase.. Ave changed it sha

#Teamlepa

diddydiva:
Oya talk normal

I dey kampe...

Scary dp u got.

Modified. Thank God u changed it already.

diddydiva:

Got u.

Mhizkel:

Lol..

Lola.

kendraloops:


You made me cry with laughter, thanks. Goodnight.

You gon pay me to make u laff again today.

Cash or POS? No cheques!

Mhizkel:

My enemy my enemy
:p

Enemy kwa!...

Well, I can afford one sha... I mean who's front is God gonna prepare my Table?

*it's play I was*

diddydiva:
Am cool you?

I'm explicitly aureate.

*and she searches her dictionary*

Mhizkel:

My friend my friend.

diddydiva:
HI

How do you do?

Pinkieblue:
Ggg

First day on nairaland... FTC tinz... Wow dats lovely .... Shout out to kilmix, franugo and soso990240 for ur warm reception on my first comment.... Well in other news.... Don't mess with igbo people

You owe me one

Mhizkel:

Yeah!u highly and mostly welcome...*gives him a seat+popcorn+fanta*

Best welcome... *since this morning*

Mhizkel:

Hmmmmm...*LipSealed*

Busted huh!

I am welcomed

AJCutie:
lol...wit dix ur line u go dey get babe everyday.

WTD - what to do.

Pinkieblue:



First time 0n nairaland. FTC tinz soon

You wish- skyebank.

AJCutie:
cant remeber any

Ok lemme give you one.

Me: will you go out with me?
You: Hell No!
Me: what was my question?
You: will you go out with me?
Me: yes I will.

MzNelly:


I see. *meditatitively rubs chin*

kendraloops:


You made me cry with laughter, thanks. Goodnight.

The pressure is mine?

MzNelly:


Oh...you just ported?

And you immediately listed me out.
Hmmn.

Yes ooo...

By mere viewing, you shall know them.

MzNelly:

More like "you are welcome to Romanceland"

Oh thank you!

AJCutie:
tanx

#TeamDerailers

Back to the topic...
What's the funniest line uv heard from a guy?

Baby are you a Lizard?
Cuz agama eye on you.

AJCutie:
i'm still working towards dat*in reality*

Quietly viewing you from my penthouse apartment, winnipeg, manitoba, CA.

*See U when U get there - Coolio*

AJCutie:
yes oo...its one of my numerous investments*in my drms*

U must be on forbes list *in ur drms*.