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Those eyeballs... Since 1872.

Is the girl in the second picture a current student??

I won't mind going back to Uni... on a lighter note tho.


Congrats Emmanuel.

Witch hunting

Toks2008:
Im sure if it was a beyonce that wore it people will love it.

Not at all.

It's getting worse by the day.

Accidental discharge

He acted negligently...

He should me stripped off his job immediately and prosecuted for criminal negligence and murder.

Nigerian Police be doing "boy boy" since 1969.

Trashy outfit...

But her response is Epic tho.

Jeffboi:
My view too

Ur head dey dere

NEROSKY:
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC... what u said about B is so true

D

Me

My landlord... don't ask me why.

sheddybest:
I love these guys because they make you laugh always each time you turn on your tv for African Magic Family. Who una think sey 'mumu' pass for all of them?

A: Charles Awurum : he's supposed to come to life as an Imbecil but he narrowly escaped.
B: Bishop Imeh Umoh : he's not funny, he's wannabe...
C: John Okafor (Mr IBU) : Versatile, kinda funny... but not all the time.
D: Charles Inojie : his looks alone will make you laugh... this guy is too foolishly-funny.


Answer = D

gajike:
Tinubu plotted d coup. My analysis is this.
While I watched channel tv news yesterday. It is very clear that tinubu plotted a coup against saraki and dogara factions yesterday but it turns against them.
Why
The assembly premises was truly blocked yesterday.
Every body including all staff was denied access to the place
who gave the instruction to d police and military to denied people access.
I think tinubu faction did that to allow delay tactics so d president can prevail on the matter.
Knowing fully well only Buhari can talk to saraki faction.

There was a counter coup when order came from d high place against apc order to quickly open d assembly premises while tinubu faction were waiting for d president at d icc

Within an 1hr d bridegroom has arrived and 5 wise brides has been taking away while 5 foolish unprepared brides were still waiting for their saviour outside.

To be sincere tinubu plotted d coup by blocking the gate early yesterday

but alas someone bigger than him gave another instruction to open the gate.

I watched it on channels. truly gate was initially locked.

Who cud be the someone bigger than Tinubu that gave another instruction to open the gate? BUHARI!

Now the question again... could it be that Buhari secretly supported the outcome of the results?

‎Let us critically analyse what lead to the outcome of the N/A leadership elections, while doing that let us aver our mind to the question raised which is put in otherwords, could it be that President Buhari secretly supported the result/outcome of the yesterday Tuesday 9th June, 2015 national assembly leadership election?

‎First, let us recall the famous quote in PMB's inaugural speech on the 29th May, 2015 swearing ceremony thus "I belong to everybody, and I belong to NOBODY".

Now the issues raised are as follows :

1. APC (Tinubu) conducted moot election for Sen. Pres. And speaker when Buhari was away in Germany, where Sen. Lawan(Tinubu's anointed) emerged the winner.‎
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2. Aggrieved persons who are supporters of Sen. Bukola and against the decision to conduct moot election by APC (Tinubu) boycotted the moot elections
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3. APC (Buhari) scheduled a meeting for reconciliation of aggrieved parties ‎yesterday Tuesday 9th June, 2015 (same day for the 'general' N/A leadership election at 9:00am (1 hour after working hour starts) 
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4. Meeting was to hold in ICC, some distance from the 3 arm zone where the 'general ' N/A leadership election will hold(plus the Central Area traffic 'wahala').

5. Buhari 'boycotted'‎ the meeting he converged, and appointed his VP Osinbajo('Mere commissioner ', Tinubu 's appointee, inexperienced politician*forget he was AG Lagos* ) to anchor a reconciliation meeting of this magnitude. 

6. Meeting was boycotted by the first aggrieved parties, who took the opportunity to conduct the elections in the absence of those in ICC waiting for 'Santa' Buhari who never showed up.

‎From the facts stated above, Will it be right to say that because Tinubu was supporting Sen. Lawan and Pres. Buhari in his 'I belong to nobody ' spirit decided to play dumb and allow the opposition be the decider so he (Tinubu) will not have control over the National Assembly? 
‎Or 
Was it just a mere ' the witch cri‎ed and the child died? 

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Now read  what Pres. Buhari, the 'Leader of APC, said about the results of the N/A. Leadership election ‎:

‎A statement issued by the Special Adviser (Media and Publicity) ‎...
“President Buhari had said in an earlier statement that he did not have any preferred candidate for the Senate and the House of Representatives, and that he was willing to work with whoever the lawmakers elected. That sentiment still stands.
“Though he would have preferred the new leaders to have emerged through the process established by the party”.‎

*{ but Tinubu had which was even visible to the blind.}* ‎
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Cc: Lalasticlala Ishilove

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Passingshot, Mynd44, maclatunji, OAM4J, Obiagelli, Gbawe, Donphilopus, Midolian, Beremx, NgeneUkwenu, Chuhbie.

omenka:
Good evening all.

This thread isn't created to spite any one or any people. It is just a wake up call to majority Nigerians, who happen to be very poor at remembering events of history and how they are meant to shape our thought processes and indeed orientation.

Now, very interesting events happened in the last 24 hours in our National Legislative Chambers. Both chambers were inaugurated and their leadership elected. APC being the dominant party clinched the top spots in both chambers, but as we all know, PDP and her supporters seem to be the most jubilant party over the outcome of the elections, why, one might be tempted to ask.

In the run up to the general elections, Saraki whom PDP supported doggedly in the just concluded NASS election, was hounded by the same party, threatened with all manner of sanctions that eventually culminated in his exit from the party. His rift with the party (PDP) and the presidency back then, began with his blowing the lid on what has come to be known as the biggest heist in the nation's history- the Subsidy Scam- which ran into tens of billions of dollars. He was buffeted from all sides with all manner of allegations and barely survived having himself locked up in jail. He eventually found a sanctuary in the opposition, now the ruling party.

Now, inexplicably, the same party that threw everything but the kitchen sink at this recalcitrant and rebellious congressman sees him as a valiant, their knight in shining armour. Wonders huh? Well they voted for him in the absence of half of the members of the Senate as the Senate president, case closed., and for what?- just to spite the opposition, maybe, and to have their man as the Deputy.

In the Green Chamber, Dagora emerged the Speaker. I know quite little about him, but nevertheless, that is immaterial to the crux of this piece.

Here's what my problem is: during the electioneering campaigns, Nigerians/electorates were subjected to all manner of divisive and potentially catastrophic propaganda from the PDP. To mention a few, we saw things like-

1. Buhari is too old to be a leader.

2. Buhari is a terrorist sponsor.

3. Buhari has fossilised ideas and cannot lead a 21st century country effectively.

4. Buhari has prostate cancer and might die soon.

5. Buhari's candidacy is a product Northern conspiracy for National domination.

6. Buhari is "tribalistic".

7. The Northerners suffer from a "Born to Rule Syndrome".

8. APC is a party akin to the Muslim Brotherhood of Egypt. It is dominated by Muslims and Northerners.

And others too numerous to mention.

Numbers 5-8 are my major concern.

Most of the points listed above were propagated and hammered on by same people who are jubilant over the emergence of Dagora and Saraki as Speaker HoR and Senate President respectively. Dagora is a Northerner, Saraki is from North Central (includes christian dominated states such as Taraba, plateau, Benue, but when the time comes, PDP will call him a "Northerner", and when you say "North", everyone thinks "Islam/Muslim). It is necessary putting this in writing because a time will come, perhaps in 2019, when PDP would want to replay that ethnic, religious, and regional cards which appears to be the only ammo in their arsenal- polarise Nigerians along these lines, have them vote based on these sentiments, and see to your retention in office!

Now, the situation we have at present shows Three of the Top Four Positions are occupied by "Northerners" but PDP is happy about it and apparently has no qualms whatsoever with the arrangement.

I have always been against all that North, South, East, West, Muslim, Christian, Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo politicking. It has never and will never be the panacea to Nigeria's innumerable problems. Have always been pro Nigeria and would always support whoever it is that gets into an office as far as their competence isn't in doubt.

Without the support of PDP, what happened today wouldn't have happened, so we would hold them to account when the time comes, and remind them of their lofty stance at this time.

The events of today should effectively put to rest all that ethnoreligious politicking that PDP is known for.

We look forward to a very productive National Assembly.

Congrats to Saraki.

Congrats to Dagora.


God Bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.



Cc: Seun, Ishilove, Lalasticlala.

Cc: Passingshot, Mynd44, maclatunji, OAM4J, Obiagelli, Gbawe, Donphilopus, Midolian, Beremx, NgeneUkwenu, Chuhbie.

A very biased piece.

When you talk history, sentiment should be taken far away from it.


You failed to give credence to the fact that our democracy is rapidly growing, and that we are expecting a vibrant national assembly.

Let me not bother myself countering your points as they are frivolous, vexatious, lacking substance and merit, one-sided, and dead on arrival.

Sani Abacha

10th Head of State of Nigeria
In office
17 November 1993 – 8 June 1998
Preceded by Ernest Shonekan
Succeeded by Abdulsalami Abubakar
Chief of Defence Staff & Minister of Defence (Nigeria)
In office
August 1990 – November 1993
Chief of Army Staff (Nigeria)
In office
August 1985 – August 1990
Preceded by Ibrahim Babangida
Succeeded by Salihu Ibrahim
Personal details
Born 20 September 1943
Kano, Nigeria
Died 8 June 1998 (aged 54)
Abuja, Nigeria
Nationality: Nigerian
Political party: none (military)
Spouse(s): Maryam Abacha
Religion: Islam
Military service
Service/branch: Nigerian Army
Years of service: 1963–1998
Rank: General

Sani Abacha (20 September 1943 – 8 June 1998) was a Nigerian Army general and politician who served as the de facto President of Nigeria from 1993 to 1998.[m Abacha's regime is controversial: although it saw dramatic economic growth, it also witnessed widespread human rights abuses.

The Abacha administration became the first to record unprecedented economic achievements:[7] he oversaw an increase in the country's foreign exchange reserves from $494 million in 1993 to $9.6 billion by the middle of 1997, reduced the external debt of Nigeria from $36 billion in 1993 to $27 billion by 1997, brought all the controversial privatization programs of the Babangida administration to halt, reduced an inflation rate of 54% inherited from Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida to 8.5% between 1993 and 1998, all while the nation's primary commodity, oil was at an average of $15 per barrel. His administration is also credited with creating the most comprehensive and realistic blueprint for Nigeria's development through the Vision 2010 committee chaired by his predecessor Ernest Shonekan.

Abacha is credited with restoring Nigeria's standing as an African power when he twice ordered the Nigerian military to intervene and restore the civilian and democratic governments of Sierra Leone and Liberia after a series of military coups in both countries.

According to Oliver Okpala, during the Abacha regime, many political parties and associations flourished without let or hindrance. Like-minded politicians held meetings freely and formed a plethora of associations. After the Constituent Assembly, Abacha’s government democratised the local government by conducting peaceful and credible elections of councilors and chairmen. Abacha’s government also conducted House of Assembly and National Assembly elections in the country. In February 2014, during Nigeria's centenary celebrations, the Nigerian government honored Abacha for his immense contribution to the nation's development.


Early in 1998, Abacha announced that elections would be held that August, with a view toward handing power to a civilian government on 1 October. It soon became apparent, though, that Abacha had no intention of permitting an honest election; by April he had strong-armed the country's five parties into endorsing him as the sole presidential candidate.

Abacha died in June 1998 while at the presidential villa in Abuja. He was buried on the same day, according to Muslim tradition, without an autopsy. This fueled speculation that he may have been executed extrajudicially by way of being poisoned by political rivals via prostitutes. The government identified the cause of death as a sudden heart attack. It is reported that he was in the company of two Indian prostitutes imported from Dubai. It is thought that the prostitutes laced his drink with a poisonous substance, making Abacha feel unwell around 4:30am. He retired to his bed and was dead by 6:15am.

After Abacha's death, Maj. Gen. Abdulsalami Abubakar, Nigeria's Chief of Defence Staff, was sworn in as the country's head of state. Abubakar had never before held public office and was quick to announce a transition to democracy, which led to the election of President Olusegun Obasanjo.

Abacha was married to Maryam Abacha and had seven sons and three daughters. He left fifteen grandchildren: eight girls and seven boys.



More on: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sani_Abacha

The story is incoherent.. if u doubt me, read it again.

After all said and done about Alams, you cannot deny the fact that Alams was the foundation of Jona's politics... while OBJ brought him to limelight.


These same 2 people contributed to his downfall.

A great lesson for all.


Meanwhile...

ARSENAL : With their usual nonchalance, they Managed to cling the worthless silverware.

Watch their fans let 'all hell break loose' on here.

I only blame Aston Villa for being a worthless pleb... with the 'impy' show they put up today. *smd*

dynamicbuzz:
Not really

Jor oo.


Y'all welcome to Niger state in advance.

solid3:
Empty you came to this world and empty will u go back, how do u intend to take the pix to heaven?

Ask John Dumelo.

dhorlipizzu:


This man


Should u say FTC? After u yaf said it?


Ogbeni bring ur head make I break this limca bottle dia.... love that thoooo

Happy children's day.

dynamicbuzz:
I'm fine o

Guess you are packed for Paiko?

dynamicbuzz:
Hawayu?

Pretty cool... wt abt u?

dynamicbuzz:
Kilmix....

Yes ma

Joshomaiye:
What's it about being a lawyer and being posted to Niger?

What about automatic posting to minna without hassle?

Chaiii... see wrapper.



See the woman giving the man yansh....
yet my grandparents said their time was 100% perfect.

Lemme save this picture.. I'll show them when I see them in heaven ... they must explain in detail.


Should I say FTC?
No, I won't... that's childish.
Happy children's day... mixpressive.

Bureaucracy.

Was I the only one that noticed delta got 3 cities out of 8 on the list?

Kill the cabal and see how our refineries will bounce back.


But how do we kill the cabal?

And he said he supported Jonathan...

Hmmm... politricks.