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Politics › Re: EXCLUSIVE: Adamu Muazu Bundled Out Of PDP Governors’ Meeting by kilmix: 9:37am On Apr 29, 2015
This is revealing... I learnt d govs intend hijacking PDP from him.

Watching.
Family › Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by kilmix: 9:09am On Apr 28, 2015
anukulapo:
Truest of the truths so far. The tone of the OP is so suspicious. Like that of a friend to the subject character in the story.
All the "disgusting" part is her own input due to the hatred she has developed for the guy.
From the Op's pic, she's the person in question.
Family › Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by kilmix: 10:40pm On Apr 27, 2015
dckng16:
You nailed it. This is d KoKo
Tnx
Family › Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by kilmix: 5:54pm On Apr 27, 2015
Chemstar:
The most sensible comments on this matter so far.
thumbs up for you bro
Tnx bro.
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Don Jazzy Wants To Know Who's The Cutest Of His Siblings by kilmix: 6:33pm On Apr 26, 2015
None of the above.
Crime › Re: Man Rapes Daughter And She Still Screams 'I Love You' As He's Led Out Of Court by kilmix: 3:30pm On Apr 25, 2015
Eleyi gidigan
Politics › Re: Abubakar Duduwale Another Buhari's Supporter Starts Walk From Yola To Abuja. by kilmix:
Me too lemme start trekking from my room to my gate... I hope I get recognised for that.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Follow This Thread For Abuja Jobs by kilmix: 6:44pm On Apr 22, 2015
[quote author=routerman post=32994715][/quote]No legal jobhuh grin
Family › Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by kilmix: 1:15pm On Apr 22, 2015
pinkhill:
well said
Okubeti

Merci.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigerians Living In Durban South Africa Vow To Fight Back, Battle Line Drawn by kilmix: 8:27am On Apr 20, 2015
bright007:
shoro niyen?
Are you a Robot?

You post this on every thread.
Family › Re: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by kilmix:
chowlade:
My friend narrated her ordeal with her Husband. She explained her Hubby loves to Mastubate to finish up sex on top of her during sex. and he will ejaculate disgusting liquids directly on her body.Somtime she will bath afterward like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess. She asked him to Mastubate using Condom but he refuse.What can she do?

1.Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship?

2.Is mastubation a sin even though he does it with wife?

3.How can he rehabilitate him back to a normal Man in bed?

Nairalanders Your comment can save this relationship.

Nairaland Help
From your story, it seems this thing is a relationship and not marriage. Lemme point it out to you.

"Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship

The bolded above sold you out. Why?
1. You don't quit marriage, you DIVORCE.
2. Marriage is a union between 2 people so anything acquired or money spent is between the 2. Hence, it is not correct to say a "her husband has invested so much in the relationship" *not marriage.

Assuming but not conceding to your story, lemme give my candid advice.

1. I think the basic thing lacking here is that there is no sex in the relationship because if there is, the man wouldn't be mastubating when he's with her.
*My advice is that they should talk things out.

2. From the Christian perspective, even though the bible didn't mention mastubation, it kicks against sexual immorality which encompasses mastubation. *On this ground, in my opinion, based on the Bible, mastubation is a sin.

3. He doesn't need rehabilitation he needs sex.
*Haba! The guy is not a psychic na.

Mastubate wearing condom? That's condom abuse.
*condoms are made for safe sex against STD/STI and pregnancy.

Point of notice.

1. If they are truly married, she will not be calling his expulsion or spem "DISGUSTING LIQUID".
*Without that liquid, she will remain barren all her life. We are all made from that liquid, remember?

2. You don't need to "bath ... like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess", once washing or even cleaning can take it off.

And she calls it "sticky mess" again.



My dear, this story can best be described as a story from a virgin girl who is benefitting from the guy financially and is not willing to give him sex or let go cause of the benefits attached.
Romance › Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by kilmix: 12:52am On Apr 20, 2015
chowlade:




1. Winning The First Ever Gold Medal For Your
Country In The Olympics.

2. At Old age, Seeing Your Children Do Better
Than You.

3. Watching Your First Baby Sleep Cozily.

4. Falling In Love For The First Time At A (Tender
Age), so to speak.

5. Graduating From The University After Ten Long
Years Of Delay Due To Strike.

6. Scoring The Only Goal In The 93rd Minute In A
UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL.

7. Getting Married After A Long And Delayed
Single hood (mainly applicable to the ladies,
WADR.)

You can ADD yours...

Call to Bar day for Lawyers. Nothing more pleasurable than that.

*Especially at the point you are told to wear your wig for the first time.
Phones › Re: Glo Unveils Multiple Offers For Subscribers by kilmix: 10:34pm On Apr 17, 2015
bamac:
Telecom subscrib-ers on the Glo network are in for
exciting times as the total ICT solutions provider
yesterday unveiled three exciting offers meant to enrich
their communication experience.
The offers are 200 Percent Bonus Airtime and Data, Glo
Bounce and Data Bundles on Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge
and Samsung Galaxy S6 Flat smart phones. They were
unveiled at a press conference held at Globacom’s
headquarters in Lagos by the company’s Regional Chief
Marketing Officer, Ashok Israni.
On the 200% bonus, he explained that any recharge of
N200 and above instantly gives Glo subscribers 200
percent bonus which, unlike other offers in the market,
can be used to call any network at any time of the day
within seven days. They will also get extra N200 which
they can use to call 10 family and friends. The Family
and Friends feature is activated by dialing *101*1*phone
number of the family or friend.
The subscriber also gets 15MB of data instantaneously
as well as one minute free for every three minutes of call
to one person. For subscribers who load N100, they get
instant bonus of 100 percent and 5MB of data. Israni
explained that the 200 Percent Bonus offer was
aimed at empowering Globacom subscribers to derive
much more value and satisfaction from using the
network. All subscribers need to do is to dial *200# to
get on the bonus platform.
On Glo Bounce, he said the product allows subscribers
who sign up to the platform to call each other at a
heavily discounted rate of 11 kobo per second and
exchange SMS at the rate of N3 per message. This, he
stated, would facilitate seamless and affordable
communication among young telecommunication
subscribers.
The Bounce product, which has been significantly
enhanced, also has a feature tagged ‘Campus Zone’
which when activated by customers will enable them to
call other Glo lines at the rate of 11 kobo per second.
Subscribers on the Bounce platform will also be able to
call any network in Nigeria at the flat rate of 15k per
second. In addition, they get 15MB for every recharge of
N200 and above. They also get one free SMS for every
one SMS paid for.
On how to get on the Bounce platform, Israni explained
that subscribers are required to dial
Subscribers can also choose to migrate to Generation G
to enjoy 200 percent bonus on every recharge of N500
and above; 100 percent bonus on recharges of N200;
and 50 percent bonus on recharges of N100. To get on
Generation G platform, customers need to dial*170*5#.
The third offer launched at the press conference is on
the latest Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge, comprising
Samsung Galaxy S6 Flat and Samsung Galaxy Edge.
They have both been bundled with free SIM and 4.5GB
data upon activation by customers. The customers will
subsequently get 500MB of data per month for 12
months when they purchase any data plan from N2000
and above monthly.
The package also comes with free accessories and
Samsung Warranty coverage for months.


http://bamisepeters..in/2015/04/glo-unveils-multiple-offers-for.html?m=1
Greatest scam in world history... I use glo and the only bonus I get is to call glo to glo between 10pm and 8am and it last for 2 days.

Nansenze.
Politics › Re: 10 Most Influential People On Nairaland by kilmix: 6:25pm On Apr 17, 2015
moscobabs:
PDP tin
It's allowed.
Politics › Re: 10 Most Influential People On Nairaland by kilmix: 6:18pm On Apr 17, 2015
MzJackBaueress:
personal beef? Wetin I do biko?
I hope you're not one of those who keep stalking me and is not given attention by me hence the personal beef grin grin
Point of order! You broke the rules by using two accounts.

I mentioned Berem and got a reply from MzJackBaueress. Isn't that magical?
Politics › Re: 10 Most Influential People On Nairaland by kilmix: 6:17pm On Apr 17, 2015
MzJackBaueress:
personal beef? Wetin I do biko?
I hope you're not one of those who keep stalking me and is not given attention by me hence the personal beef grin grin
Stalkhuh LMFAO...
check ur timeline I've never tried that, in fact am too busy to do that. I just don't like your arguments during the campaign period. Mind you, I never responded to any.
Politics › Re: 10 Most Influential People On Nairaland by kilmix: 3:44pm On Apr 17, 2015
As long as lalasticlala is No.1 on the list, you are absolutely correct. But minus Berem (personal beef) even when am following her. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: ***top 9 Hilarious Facts You Must Know*** by kilmix: 6:27pm On Apr 14, 2015
There are some questions even GOOGLE cannot answer...
1. How old is that MTN woman now that says " your account balance is low please load all in one card". She don tey for d matter.

2. Which colour of boxer did seun wear when he created Nairaland.

3. How do you know the sex of mosquito that just bit you?

4. Lastly, WHY MILK DEY FIRST M*LO/BOURNV*TA FINISH. This should be the greatest of them all.
Health › Re: What Is Wrong? by kilmix: 11:42am On Apr 13, 2015
EggovinMma:
grin grin
Got tired of yabbing with words.
I can bet that the guy didn't understand this your reply. Lol. *ROTFL*
Politics › Re: APC In Panic Mode Because Agbaje Will Win In Lagos – Fani- Kayode by kilmix: 11:39pm On Apr 12, 2015
kilmix:
This FFK guy should shut up already.

Even though I'll love power to change hands in Lagos, this guy should just keep mute.

This was how he deceived us that Oga Jona won by 2 million votes on TV.
I said it.. fake Femi kayode..

I guess he will soon run back to his abode, APC.
Politics › Re: Ballot Papers Stolen by APC In Ogudu Kosofe LGA by kilmix: 10:24am On Apr 11, 2015
AJORE:
Consult ur pastor.
Oga go and sleep.
Politics › Re: Ballot Papers Stolen by APC In Ogudu Kosofe LGA by kilmix: 8:34am On Apr 11, 2015
Burger01:
Ogudu is just around gbagada berger side before you link the 3rd Mainland Bridge.
Thanks a lot bro.
Politics › Re: APC In Panic Mode Because Agbaje Will Win In Lagos – Fani- Kayode by kilmix:
This FFK guy should shut up already.

Even though I'll love power to change hands in Lagos, this guy should just keep mute.

This was how he deceived us that Oga Jona won by 2 million votes on TV.
Business › Re: MTN To Buy Visafone Communications by kilmix: 8:10am On Apr 11, 2015
Empty En...

I guess the only thing left to buy in Visafone is their old dilapidated building plus dead mast, if any.

Bad deal. Bad business.

MTN world record for the most stingy network provider... even South Africans are complaining.
Politics › Re: Ballot Papers Stolen by APC In Ogudu Kosofe LGA by kilmix: 8:00am On Apr 11, 2015
this is lugubrious.

Please where is Ogudu in Nigeria?
Politics › Re: Lets Form A Youth Political Party That Will Be The Main Opposition In Nigeria by kilmix: 3:45pm On Apr 09, 2015
HACKPASTOR:
what about this : Youth Progressive Movement (YPM) or Nigerian Youth Movement (NYM)

THEN OUR SLONGA WILL BE: THE CHANGE YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.
Nice names... we'll draft how to tackle the government when they are going wrong and also question their shady moves... we don't have to wait till 2019. that has been the problem of Nigeria. We wait till the next election to ask questions, that's a very long time if you ask me.

Thank God for Freedom of Info. Act signed by Oga Jona. We can now ask for every document involving any contract or deal done by the FG, save for those that will threaten the security of Nigeria + few other exceptions.
Failure to present it, we'll institute court action by virtue of the provisions of the Act, it's now a criminal act to withhold such info from the public.

With proper planning, we can achieve a lot.

Lemme drop my pen first.
Politics › Re: April Polls: President Jonathan Should Not Abandon PDP Governors By Obinna by kilmix: 3:32pm On Apr 09, 2015
He should at least support ss/se as they did support him too plus Lagos(the big fish).
Politics › Re: Lets Form A Youth Political Party That Will Be The Main Opposition In Nigeria by kilmix: 3:28pm On Apr 09, 2015
kilmix:
What if we start with a movement... say "Youth League" or Nigeria Youth Movement, appoint board from all geo-political zone plus a Abuja being the centre force.

It need not be live. It can be an online front or platform.

Needless to say that the main creed should be "say no to violence
This will reduce the cost of funding, as we won't have to register as a political party, and also save the cost of funding offices in 24 states + abuja as stated by a NLder, but an association or incorporated trustee.
Politics › Re: Lets Form A Youth Political Party That Will Be The Main Opposition In Nigeria by kilmix: 3:19pm On Apr 09, 2015
What if we start with a movement... say "Youth League" or Nigeria Youth Movement, appoint board from all geo-political zone plus Abuja being the centre force.

It need not be live. It can be an online front or platform.

Needless to say that the main creed should be "say no to violence".

If it comes to violence, count me out.
Politics › Re: I Will Lead A War Against Apc Like Ojukwu-wike by kilmix: 2:59pm On Apr 09, 2015
Indifferent about the situation.

You cannot use illegality to fight illegality. You should know that Nyesom Wike Esq.

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