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Romance / Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by Kimeto(f): 4:57am On Sep 26, 2015
mackzydon9:
Base on say na we bini boys own pidgin i wan knack my toasting to dah yoruba gal wen dey cleveland Kimeto.

Babe abeg excuse me for 1 tinkele time i just dey see you denge your tight and big ikebe yesterday na the picture of my girlfriend move go friend zone.

Why i dey yan dose yaba yaba words be say i think say i don love you make you knor friendzone me cause i get money like dangote because na under me e dey i nor just like to dey show my self for public cheesy make you give me chance make i show how i don sabi gbadun you under this small time wen i don look you back and forth.

I know say if you see my brother pix naijaboiy pix you go unfollow so nor just near him profile cus my ekia big pas he own wella cheesy Just try am make you see i hope you get this letter cause i go want am for cero hate cero asap.
Lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny!! See What Don Jazzy Posted On Instagram by Kimeto(f): 1:00pm On Jul 21, 2015
themonk:
lol, don jazzy should go and marry

Lmao...that was too random grin grin grin
Health / Re: Common Foods That Cause Food Poisoning by Kimeto(f): 7:36pm On Jul 08, 2015
Loveren:
small picking hw are u?
lol
Health / Re: Common Foods That Cause Food Poisoning by Kimeto(f): 9:15pm On Jul 05, 2015
Atmmachine:
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Why am i not yet dead ??
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"Food poisoning" does not literally mean there's poison in your food and you'll die.
Education / Re: Which Switch Lights The Bulb? by Kimeto(f): 8:53pm On Jul 05, 2015
Yellow

1 Like

Family / Re: White Wedding Photos Of Election Couple by Kimeto(f): 2:22pm On Jul 05, 2015
When dem born pikin now..."election couple..."
Family / Re: White Wedding Photos Of Election Couple by Kimeto(f): 2:21pm On Jul 05, 2015
Dharniel:
one of the fastest marriages i've seen, just 2 month of courtship...
It was two months of being enagaged...they've been dating before the elections undecided undecided
Religion / Re: BVN & The *666 Mark* by Kimeto(f): 2:17pm On Jul 05, 2015
They're trying to make life easier for you...you're talking about 666. undecided undecided undecided I've been waiting for someone to post this since the BVN thing came up, I thought Nigerians had changed sha but I was wrong. And it's funnier that so many people agree.
Agriculture / Re: Photos - Rubber Tapping In Nigeria by Kimeto(f): 6:25pm On Jul 04, 2015
Uh...I know how rubber is tapped. undecided undecided
Romance / Re: What Can We Call This Type Of Relationship by Kimeto(f): 6:24pm On Jul 04, 2015
Lord of the Rings
Nairaland / General / Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by Kimeto(f): 4:49pm On Jul 04, 2015
Feranchek:


I just sidon here dey watch this your conversation. Kontinu
Lol...well done
Nairaland / General / Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by Kimeto(f): 4:45pm On Jul 04, 2015
dancok:
befriending u till u are of marriageable age.
No thanks undecided undecided undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by Kimeto(f): 4:44pm On Jul 04, 2015
stinggy:

It means nurturing you till you're of age grin
Wawuu...you added mouth sha
Nairaland / General / Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by Kimeto(f): 4:29pm On Jul 04, 2015
dancok:
let me be keeping u.
What does that even mean?
Nairaland / General / Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by Kimeto(f): 3:45pm On Jul 04, 2015
dancok:
just want to know, how old are u? *wink*
Wawuu...I'm 17
Jokes Etc / Re: Gay Guy Vs Straight Guy In Brutal Street Fight by Kimeto(f): 1:34am On Jul 04, 2015
Who says the other guy is straight? undecided undecided undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by Kimeto(f): 1:30am On Jul 04, 2015
Joshkid:
howiie you?
I'm fine, you?
Nairaland / General / Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by Kimeto(f): 1:28am On Jul 04, 2015
Joshkid:
Hi smiley
Hey smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by Kimeto(f): 1:19am On Jul 04, 2015
dancok:
is that you on ur DP? If it's u, u are so young. Anyway how is Cleveland today, last time I visit was 3years ago.
Lol...yeah that's me. Cleveland's fine.
Nairaland / General / Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by Kimeto(f): 12:17am On Jul 04, 2015
emonye6:
for me i just need money
Lmao grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: FLOOD: Ladies, Will You Accept This Offer? - [PHOTO] by Kimeto(f): 2:56am On Jul 03, 2015
ronald4lif:


Hmmm...I see. It seems I'm a wizard then. Talking about corresponding kismet of mysterious supernaturals. Where and when are our spirits meeting for tonight 'rituals'? wink
My own winch no dey mix wink
Nairaland / General / Re: FLOOD: Ladies, Will You Accept This Offer? - [PHOTO] by Kimeto(f): 2:26am On Jul 03, 2015
ronald4lif:


Why are you not sleeping
It's 9:25pm where I am...or maybe I am a witch. You'll never know.
Nairaland / General / Re: FLOOD: Ladies, Will You Accept This Offer? - [PHOTO] by Kimeto(f): 2:19am On Jul 03, 2015
Why is this even a question?
Education / Re: Student Cuts Teacher With Machete For Punishing His Girlfriend In Enugu by Kimeto(f): 9:57pm On Jul 02, 2015
So somebody just hid machete under cloth like that? undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot Hits The Gym To Control His Growing Pot Belly (Photos) by Kimeto(f): 9:56pm On Jul 02, 2015
"walk out"? You mean "work out".
Celebrities / Re: Rita Nzelu And Husband Simeon Okoro Party With Friends In London (Photos) by Kimeto(f): 4:33pm On Jul 02, 2015
Orina:
tongue tongue


I have to kill you tongue


I have to kill you
Okay. cool
Celebrities / Re: Rita Nzelu And Husband Simeon Okoro Party With Friends In London (Photos) by Kimeto(f): 3:44pm On Jul 02, 2015
Orina:
like my post for no reason
No
Education / Re: Final Year Student Abandons Medicine For Mass Comm 2 weeks before final exam by Kimeto(f): 2:07pm On Jul 02, 2015
jaybee3:


Okay ma'am

You won wink wink wink
Lol...or did you just give up?
Education / Re: Final Year Student Abandons Medicine For Mass Comm 2 weeks before final exam by Kimeto(f): 2:03pm On Jul 02, 2015
jaybee3:

Not necessarily. A certificate that doesn't have to be a degree will allow you break through

Mass comms or whatever ain't no specialist course so i'm failing to see how getting a degree would help him climb the career ladder
It's his passion and there's nothing wrong in wanting to pursue a degree in it especially if he feels it will help his career better. You were complaining about his age, he might as well get a degree to help him out. No one wants to employ an older person into the Mass Communication field especially if he has no degree. He should at least let them know where some of that time went to (in relation to the career).
Education / Re: Final Year Student Abandons Medicine For Mass Comm 2 weeks before final exam by Kimeto(f): 1:44pm On Jul 02, 2015
jaybee3:


You don't need to have a university degree to be a professional

Before you have the opportunity to prove yourself to be professional enough, a degree would really help matters.
Education / Re: Final Year Student Abandons Medicine For Mass Comm 2 weeks before final exam by Kimeto(f): 1:36pm On Jul 02, 2015
jaybee3:


He probably doesn't need a mass comm degree to work in the media communication industry. I honestly don't understand why some Nigerians complain of not getting jobs after wasting years in Uni getting worthless degrees.



He might not need it but maybe he wants to be an actual professional.
Jokes Etc / Re: PHOTO: When Your Photographer Has A Masters In Photography.. Lolz by Kimeto(f): 1:31pm On Jul 02, 2015
hrykanu231:
Experience, Power and Honesty
You saw all three at the same time? undecided
I saw beauty first sha

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