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vanstanzy: Another GRAND DECEPTION OF OUR TIME! This guyz must really think we Christians are daft.
Any DUMB-@SS northern muslim that as much as comes close to a Church could have his throat slit.

..........thou shall not kill....commanded the HOLY BIBLE !!!....no matter what....GOD IS GOD!!! HE doesn' need men to FIGHT for HIM....

the safest way to abort without any harsh is to keep the pregnancy for 9 months and after the child birth give the baby to people crying for babies...... the safest way to abort without any harsh is to keep the pregnancy for 9 months and after the child birth give the baby to people crying for babies......

i remember giringori,clarus,okarfor,.........jegede shokoya......

:Pif it can surf the internet....if it can penetrate and impreginate....you dont need any enlarger.....if she complains.....wisdomly explain the use of dolls or machines to satisfy her.....God has used yours to show one of his glories......

i have a flat battery pls call me later....

onila: your thighs won't rub together when you walk

i remember this joke.....when you are brougth up with ''climbing bike to school right from creche,kindergertin,primary,secondary...even higher institution....''tell me how will your legs rub each other....okada clibing go don wide wide everything finish....

onila: yea we can do all the somersaults during sex

......shut up!!! I dont mean during sex....is that all you think of.....or best at?

thank God for Fashola in Lagos.....when four fat women sit in a row of five passangers,the seat is already occupied....still be looking and waiting for any unfurtunate,ill-lukky and half-fed human being to fill up the two inches space.....stupidly,foolishly and naively they squeeeez themselves in that same row.........thak God for BRT busses

:B:G flexible on bed......
Twistable........
Exploitable.......

#6,000,000:91k..........well! My company sells cheaper @#4000,000:00k....THE KING MOTORS INT. Go to the www.thekingmotors.org

before 2015 i pray that people should still remain in the northern states....bokoharam palavah....

[color=#770077][/color]shay the phone get ping like bb 'cos i won buy am now now

low self esteem could cause it........when a lady thinks herself not able to match up with the standard some dudes are looking for and fills herself with inferiority complex

anger can also cause it

no ''i'm so sorry'',no ''thanks so much i appritiate it'' can also cause it.

is it true that every1 should switch off and switch on by 12:30 am to 3:30 am ?before i coment.......

Diligence: "Seeth thou a man diligent in his business; he shall stand before kings and princes and NOT before mean men!"

......you are welcome to our throne....thou deligent!!!!!!

[quote author=fried-rice]even a toddler in creche can explain mine.[/quote]........mine.....KING gives birth to king [quote author=fried-rice]even a toddler in creche can explain mine.[/quote]........mine.....KING gives birth to king

freecocoa: Well mine is easy too so no need to hexplain.

......you dey sell cocoa buclksheeeeee.....or na swallow you they swallow cocoa freelly!!!!??

[quote author=buJu-234]4. The Wife.
She is not interested in dating. She doesn’t want a boyfriend: she wants a husband. She wants to marry. Now! One date and she’s ready to meet your parents. Two weeks on and she has chosen the names of the children you will have together. Nobody said women were logical creatures but then, life – as well as love – is in stages. I’m not sure I like you yet and you’re already choosing aso ebi… slow down madam.

this is the one that makes me laugh..

i was once met this babe; as we started gisting; the next thing she asked was that WILL YOU LIKE TO MARRY ME...[/quote][quote author=buJu-234]4. The Wife.
She is not interested in dating. She doesn’t want a boyfriend: she wants a husband. She wants to marry. Now! One date and she’s ready to meet your parents. Two weeks on and she has chosen the names of the children you will have together. Nobody said women were logical creatures but then, life – as well as love – is in stages. I’m not sure I like you yet and you’re already choosing aso ebi… slow down madam.

this is the one that makes me laugh..

i was once met this babe; as we started gisting; the next thing she asked was that WILL YOU LIKE TO MARRY ME...[/quote].....what was ya response dude!!!!!!!!?

mikuz: Even if the joke no funny i go still laugh

mikuz: Even if the joke no funny i go still laugh

'''''''try one weda u no go fu,k off

mkmyers45: you try

whats yours

llllllooooooffffff llliiiirrrrpppaaa buiy gyutb huity gytr biuy gut sop hum ashup evon boog read from the back....

honeric01: Sorry why quote me 3 times just to say the same thing?

BTW, what were you trying to say?

.......i dont any thing against you....i simple love you with the love of Christ......if you think you've seen some1 you'll pour your stuff on,you missed it. BE WISE!!!!!!

[quote author=ogbeche77]Mr Idiotic in d word of 'sagamite' u re a cretin... I only blame those who let u loose from Yaba left...
This is d result when wen ma.d men are allowed to use d Internet... What is it dat dis dumbass don't get?... Na me say make Ur papa dey fuc.k goat
Oloriburuku... If u follow his footstep which I know u will... U ll end up in Kumasi Max like him... Abeg run go sodomize Ur papa join self........The Bloooooooooood of Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuussssssssss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?yeeeeeesssssteeeeeeerdaaaaay naaaa churrrrrrrrrch!!!!!!!!yoooooooooooou guyyyyyyyyyysssssss gooooooo churrrrrrrrrch aaaaaaaaatolllllllllll ?

honeric01: I don't get it, what is his sin? for posting a news article or what? what kinda people do we have nowadays?

honeric01: I don't get it, what is his sin? for posting a news article or what? what kinda people do we have nowadays?

honeric01: I don't get it, what is his sin? for posting a news article or what? what kinda people do we have nowadays?

na bornagain xtians b dis o o.pls lets grace our words with the mind of christ....love you all!!!

subterfuge: How on earth can Ngozi Iweala be WoRLd bank boss??
So she will carry her anti people financial policies and mouth like soke away to throw the whole world in to financial turmoil, like she and husband Jonathan have done to nigeria!!!
She will set the world on an endless financial ROAD MAP similar to a Mirage, like her boyfriend Jonathan has done to nigeria power.
How can light come from Darkness BlACK ouT 247 in nigeria even Abuja, the agonizing loud sounds of generators, causing pain in the Nigerian ears and carbon emmission
Sending many lungs to hospitals and even earlier graves.
God bless Obama for his vision. An Iweala who encourages excess allocation of funds to an inertly corrupt national assembly whe masses are dying and cheated to buy fuel for over N97 per liter. This Iweala woman should go hide in shame!!! Maybe under Jonathans blankets.

subterfuge: How on earth can Ngozi Iweala be WoRLd bank boss??
So she will carry her anti people financial policies and mouth like soke away to throw the whole world in to financial turmoil, like she and husband Jonathan have done to nigeria!!!
She will set the world on an endless financial ROAD MAP similar to a Mirage, like her boyfriend Jonathan has done to nigeria power.
How can light come from Darkness BlACK ouT 247 in nigeria even Abuja, the agonizing loud sounds of generators, causing pain in the Nigerian ears and carbon emmission
Sending many lungs to hospitals and even earlier graves.
God bless Obama for his vision. An Iweala who encourages excess allocation of funds to an inertly corrupt national assembly whe masses are dying and cheated to buy fuel for over N97 per liter. This Iweala woman should go hide in shame!!! Maybe under Jonathans blankets.

subterfuge: How on earth can Ngozi Iweala be WoRLd bank boss??
So she will carry her anti people financial policies and mouth like soke away to throw the whole world in to financial turmoil, like she and husband Jonathan have done to nigeria!!!
She will set the world on an endless financial ROAD MAP similar to a Mirage, like her boyfriend Jonathan has done to nigeria power.
How can light come from Darkness BlACK ouT 247 in nigeria even Abuja, the agonizing loud sounds of generators, causing pain in the Nigerian ears and carbon emmission
Sending many lungs to hospitals and even earlier graves.
God bless Obama for his vision. An Iweala who encourages excess allocation of funds to an inertly corrupt national assembly whe masses are dying and cheated to buy fuel for over N97 per liter. This Iweala woman should go hide in shame!!! Maybe under Jonathans blankets.

..........fuel subsidy is no half bad but gives way for money eaters to swadooooo more money into their hell........

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]In your dreams. . . [/color][/quote].......dreams comes through

onoti: who ask u!ITK

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onoti: who ask u!ITK

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onoti: who ask u!ITK

let me guess..........................you are a gunner---4 :0 !!or bayanlivakusi 5:0 only by messi::::::::::what da who are thou!!!!??