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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nycil Limited Is Recruiting by king15(m): 10:59am On Apr 11, 2013
nycillimited@yahoo.co.uk does not exsist
Nairaland / General / Re: Ex-super Eagles Goalkeeper, Peter Rufai May Go To Jail!! by king15(m): 12:04am On Apr 10, 2013
Ok shocked
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslim Group To Form Shield Of Protection For Churches On Sunday by king15(m): 11:16am On Jun 29, 2012
vanstanzy:

Another GRAND DECEPTION OF OUR TIME! This guyz must really think we Christians are daft.
Any DUMB-@SS northern muslim that as much as comes close to a Church could have his throat slit.
..........thou shall not kill....commanded the HOLY BIBLE !!!....no matter what....GOD IS GOD!!! HE doesn' need men to FIGHT for HIM....
Health / Re: ---- by king15(m): 10:24am On Jun 29, 2012
grin sad sad sad the safest way to abort without any harsh is to keep the pregnancy for 9 months and after the child birth give the baby to people crying for babies...... tongue sad sad sad the safest way to abort without any harsh is to keep the pregnancy for 9 months and after the child birth give the baby to people crying for babies......

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Jokes Etc / Re: Missed Those Good Old Days by king15(m): 6:09pm On May 27, 2012
i remember giringori,clarus,okarfor,.........jegede shokoya......
Romance / Re: Male Organ Enlarger by king15(m): 1:06pm On May 26, 2012
:Pif it can surf the internet....if it can penetrate and impreginate....you dont need any enlarger.....if she complains.....wisdomly explain the use of dolls or machines to satisfy her.....God has used yours to show one of his glories......
Romance / Re: ITT: Things You Like To Tell Her by king15(m): 4:29am On May 26, 2012
i have a flat battery pls call me later....
Health / Re: Advantages Of Being A Skinny Girl / Skinny Girls Club by king15(m): 4:18am On May 26, 2012
onila: your thighs won't rub together when you walk grin
i remember this joke.....when you are brougth up with ''climbing bike to school right from creche,kindergertin,primary,secondary...even higher institution....''tell me how will your legs rub each other....okada clibing go don wide wide everything finish....
Health / Re: Advantages Of Being A Skinny Girl / Skinny Girls Club by king15(m): 4:09am On May 26, 2012
onila:

yea we can do all the somersaults during sex tongue cool
......shut up!!! I dont mean during sex....is that all you think of.....or best at?
Health / Re: Advantages Of Being A Skinny Girl / Skinny Girls Club by king15(m): 4:04am On May 26, 2012
grin thank God for Fashola in Lagos.....when four fat women sit in a row of five passangers,the seat is already occupied....still be looking and waiting for any unfurtunate,ill-lukky and half-fed human being to fill up the two inches space.....stupidly,foolishly and naively they squeeeez themselves in that same row.........thak God for BRT busses

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Health / Re: Advantages Of Being A Skinny Girl / Skinny Girls Club by king15(m): 3:52am On May 26, 2012
tongue:B:G flexible on bed......
Twistable........
Exploitable.......

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Autos / Re: Price For Clearing Camry 2008 by king15(m): 3:29pm On May 25, 2012
grin#6,000,000:91k..........well! My company sells cheaper @#4000,000:00k....THE KING MOTORS INT. Go to the www.thekingmotors.org
Politics / Re: 2015: I’m Qualified To Run –jonathan by king15(m): 5:02pm On Apr 16, 2012
before 2015 i pray that people should still remain in the northern states....bokoharam palavah....
Technology Market / Re: nokia e72 and e75 sold by king15(m): 6:50pm On Apr 13, 2012
[color=#770077][/color]shay the phone get ping like bb 'cos i won buy am now now
Romance / Re: Five Reasons You Are Still A Single Lady. by king15(m): 6:44pm On Apr 13, 2012
low self esteem could cause it........when a lady thinks herself not able to match up with the standard some dudes are looking for and fills herself with inferiority complex

anger can also cause it

no ''i'm so sorry'',no ''thanks so much i appritiate it'' can also cause it.

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Business / Re: Big Business or Small Business? Which is More Important To Nigeria's Economy? by king15(m): 11:51pm On Apr 03, 2012
is it true that every1 should switch off and switch on by 12:30 am to 3:30 am ?before i coment.......
Nairaland / General / Re: What Does Your Nairaland User-Name Mean? by king15(m): 4:38pm On Apr 03, 2012
Diligence: "Seeth thou a man diligent in his business; he shall stand before kings and princes and NOT before mean men!"
......you are welcome to our throne....thou deligent!!!!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: What Does Your Nairaland User-Name Mean? by king15(m): 4:36pm On Apr 03, 2012
fried-rice:
even a toddler in creche can explain mine.
........mine.....KING gives birth to king cheesy
fried-rice:
even a toddler in creche can explain mine.
........mine.....KING gives birth to king
Nairaland / General / Re: What Does Your Nairaland User-Name Mean? by king15(m): 4:33pm On Apr 03, 2012
freecocoa: Well mine is easy too so no need to hexplain.undecided
......you dey sell cocoa buclksheeeeee.....or na swallow you they swallow cocoa freelly!!!!??
Romance / Re: Types Of Ladies You Should Never Date by king15(m): 4:19pm On Apr 03, 2012
grin
buJu-234:
4. The Wife.
She is not interested in dating. She doesn’t want a boyfriend: she wants a husband. She wants to marry. Now! One date and she’s ready to meet your parents. Two weeks on and she has chosen the names of the children you will have together. Nobody said women were logical creatures but then, life – as well as love – is in stages. I’m not sure I like you yet and you’re already choosing aso ebi… slow down madam.


this is the one that makes me laugh..

i was once met this babe; as we started gisting; the next thing she asked was that WILL YOU LIKE TO MARRY ME...
tongue
buJu-234:
4. The Wife.
She is not interested in dating. She doesn’t want a boyfriend: she wants a husband. She wants to marry. Now! One date and she’s ready to meet your parents. Two weeks on and she has chosen the names of the children you will have together. Nobody said women were logical creatures but then, life – as well as love – is in stages. I’m not sure I like you yet and you’re already choosing aso ebi… slow down madam.


this is the one that makes me laugh..

i was once met this babe; as we started gisting; the next thing she asked was that WILL YOU LIKE TO MARRY ME...
.....what was ya response dude!!!!!!!!?
Jokes Etc / Re: April Fool by king15(m): 9:05pm On Apr 02, 2012
mikuz: Even if the joke no funny i go still laugh grin
tongue
mikuz: Even if the joke no funny i go still laugh grin
'''''''try one weda u no go fu,k off
Jokes Etc / Re: April Fool by king15(m): 9:02pm On Apr 02, 2012
mkmyers45: you try grin
whats yours
Jokes Etc / Re: April Fool by king15(m): 9:00pm On Apr 02, 2012
llllllooooooffffff llliiiirrrrpppaaa buiy gyutb huity gytr biuy gut sop hum ashup evon boog read from the back....
Religion / Re: Ghanaian Pastors Are Proving Worse Than Nigeria’s by king15(m): 8:00pm On Apr 02, 2012
honeric01:

Sorry why quote me 3 times just to say the same thing?

BTW, what were you trying to say?
.......i dont any thing against you....i simple love you with the love of Christ......if you think you've seen some1 you'll pour your stuff on,you missed it. BE WISE!!!!!!
Religion / Re: Ghanaian Pastors Are Proving Worse Than Nigeria’s by king15(m): 7:35pm On Apr 02, 2012
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Mr Idiotic in d word of 'sagamite' u re a cretin... I only blame those who let u loose from Yaba left...
This is d result when wen ma.d men are allowed to use d Internet... What is it dat dis dumbass don't get?... Na me say make Ur papa dey fuc.k goat
Oloriburuku... If u follow his footstep which I know u will... U ll end up in Kumasi Max like him... Abeg run go sodomize Ur papa join self........The Bloooooooooood of Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuussssssssss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?yeeeeeesssssteeeeeeerdaaaaay naaaa churrrrrrrrrch!!!!!!!!yoooooooooooou guyyyyyyyyyysssssss gooooooo churrrrrrrrrch aaaaaaaaatolllllllllll ?
Religion / Re: Ghanaian Pastors Are Proving Worse Than Nigeria’s by king15(m): 7:30pm On Apr 02, 2012
honeric01:

I don't get it, what is his sin? for posting a news article or what? what kinda people do we have nowadays?
honeric01:

I don't get it, what is his sin? for posting a news article or what? what kinda people do we have nowadays?
honeric01:

I don't get it, what is his sin? for posting a news article or what? what kinda people do we have nowadays?
na bornagain xtians b dis o o.pls lets grace our words with the mind of christ....love you all!!!
Politics / Re: 'world Bank Boss' Biggest Joke Of The Century!!! Can Any Good Come From Corrupti by king15(m): 10:38pm On Apr 01, 2012
subterfuge:
How on earth can Ngozi Iweala be WoRLd bank boss??
So she will carry her anti people financial policies and mouth like soke away to throw the whole world in to financial turmoil, like she and husband Jonathan have done to nigeria!!!
She will set the world on an endless financial ROAD MAP similar to a Mirage, like her boyfriend Jonathan has done to nigeria power.
How can light come from Darkness BlACK ouT 247 in nigeria even Abuja, the agonizing loud sounds of generators, causing pain in the Nigerian ears and carbon emmission
Sending many lungs to hospitals and even earlier graves.
God bless Obama for his vision. An Iweala who encourages excess allocation of funds to an inertly corrupt national assembly whe masses are dying and cheated to buy fuel for over N97 per liter. This Iweala woman should go hide in shame!!! Maybe under Jonathans blankets.
subterfuge:
How on earth can Ngozi Iweala be WoRLd bank boss??
So she will carry her anti people financial policies and mouth like soke away to throw the whole world in to financial turmoil, like she and husband Jonathan have done to nigeria!!!
She will set the world on an endless financial ROAD MAP similar to a Mirage, like her boyfriend Jonathan has done to nigeria power.
How can light come from Darkness BlACK ouT 247 in nigeria even Abuja, the agonizing loud sounds of generators, causing pain in the Nigerian ears and carbon emmission
Sending many lungs to hospitals and even earlier graves.
God bless Obama for his vision. An Iweala who encourages excess allocation of funds to an inertly corrupt national assembly whe masses are dying and cheated to buy fuel for over N97 per liter. This Iweala woman should go hide in shame!!! Maybe under Jonathans blankets.
subterfuge:
How on earth can Ngozi Iweala be WoRLd bank boss??
So she will carry her anti people financial policies and mouth like soke away to throw the whole world in to financial turmoil, like she and husband Jonathan have done to nigeria!!!
She will set the world on an endless financial ROAD MAP similar to a Mirage, like her boyfriend Jonathan has done to nigeria power.
How can light come from Darkness BlACK ouT 247 in nigeria even Abuja, the agonizing loud sounds of generators, causing pain in the Nigerian ears and carbon emmission
Sending many lungs to hospitals and even earlier graves.
God bless Obama for his vision. An Iweala who encourages excess allocation of funds to an inertly corrupt national assembly whe masses are dying and cheated to buy fuel for over N97 per liter. This Iweala woman should go hide in shame!!! Maybe under Jonathans blankets.
..........fuel subsidy is no half bad but gives way for money eaters to swadooooo more money into their hell........
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Athletic Bilbao (2 - 0) On 31st March 2012 by king15(m): 10:04pm On Apr 01, 2012
mama-gee:

In your dreams. . . grin grin grin
.......dreams comes through
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Stop Messi Lol Hehe by king15(m): 7:27pm On Apr 01, 2012
onoti:
who ask u!ITK
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onoti:
who ask u!ITK
let me guess..........................you are a gunner---4 :0 !!or bayanlivakusi 5:0 only by messi::::::::::what da who are thou!!!!??

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