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Shoo, na Gorilla remain

On top the austerity wey dey ground

When man pikin never see food chop.

Nawa o

Friendly banter

Nigeria na one-party state

Opposition is dead, na to bury them remain

Sad one

Make person no go find death as he dey find wetin he go chop o.

God, I beg o

Nawa o

Person no fit sleep for hotel again

Na soso die die before daybreak

God, I beg o, kpai all the bad people

Playing the Ostrich as usual

A beg park well

Eid Mubarak

Wahala

Pettiness

Starhearts:
Ur brain is controversially malfunctioning
U need mental health therapy

Seems you've missed your drugs for some days now

Stop that thing you are smoking and check in with your shrink ASAP

Conspiracy theories

What is your own plan?

Know your mates

No be every battle person dey fight

Is it possible that the tsunami is because the so-called butcher of Southern Kaduna has left the APC?

Just thinking out loud

2027 election for Ogun East on the line.

Men flexing muscle

If you know you know

Irrespective of the work you are doing, take care of your health.

Remember only those alive can work, and only those healthy can make money, impact and fulfill purpose.

My governor of the year

Delivering the dividends of democracy

Gbas gbos up and down

Waiting for another book to debunk things

And another book

And another book

Lagos na the baba

If it's not Lagos it can never be like Lagos

Oga na master

Japa! Japa!! Japa!!! How many times I call you?

Think am well before you o. All that glitters is not gold. It's not always greener on the other side.

You sell your properties to japa only to buy back or buy other properties at home after some years, that is, if you are lucky there. Some will never acclimatize or adjust, and they become a shadow of themselves - japa hell to come back wahala.

Think am well before you go and always have a fall back option. Oyinbo no like us o and no place like home.

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Confusion everywhere

Power tussle here and there

May democracy prevail

Merchants of death

People beware, run for your life

These drugs na die o

Naija politics

The more you look the less you see

Mystery profundus

He needs help.

He is a ment case.

The earlier the better

Good moves

There is an urgent need to stem the rising tide of ritual and criminal killings

Too much innocent blood on the land

My fears is how will these pronouncements be enforced.

What can one say, the matter choke

Why run if you have nothing to hide?

Why raid at night?

Ok o. All man for himself

This one na overdo

When a drum begins to sound too loud, beware it will soon tear

Move on, re-strategize to salvage your political aspirations

This is a lost cause, a waste of time, energy and resources.

Heal up and move on

18 out of 29 failed

This one is serious o, woeful result

These are leaders o, I wonder where they are leading their ministry and the country to.

Water don pass garri

Wahala, wahala, wahala

In the words of portable

Season of alignment and realignment.

2027 is the koko

One of the very few ministries working

Lagos, always leading from the front

No wonder people flock to you like ants to sugar

Keep flourishing

Why are you just talking now?

Though not surprised at the news

That staff must have been very resourceful

Why beat her nawn

Better conditions of service and a little appreciation could have convinced her to stay