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Politics › Re: EBOLA- A Trick Again? by kingar(m): 2:05pm On Aug 09, 2014

Its very possible.
Developers creates virus to sell their anti-virus. The thing is that a virus can either be natural or created, so the whites must have created this virus to get something from the blacks with an anti viral that is yet to surface which I think is available.
How ever it might be: Wickedness never was Happiness.
THERE IS GOD IN EVERYTHING WE ARE DOING

Health › Re: Ebola Patient Final Pictures Before Dying (viewer's Discretion) by kingar(m): 7:10pm On Aug 08, 2014

This is TB. Too baddddd

Travel › Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Most Nigerian Cities by kingar(m): 6:00pm On Aug 06, 2014

@ Abia... those are church building.
That is house the lord house is suppose to be. The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints

Jokes Etc › Re: Coca-cola Salesman In Saudi Arabia by kingar(op): 7:34pm On Nov 19, 2013

kingar: Coca-Cola Salesman in Saudi Arabia
A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from
his assignment to Saudi Arabia.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with
the Saudis?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted, I was
very confident that I would make a good sales pitch.
But I had a problem. I didn't know how to speak
Arabic. So I planned to convey the message through
three posters.
First poster : A man lying in the hot desert sand
totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster : The man is drinking Coca-Cola.
Third poster : Our man is now totally refreshed.
And then these posters were pasted all over the place.
"Terrific! That should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should have!" said the salesman.
"No one told me they read from right to left!"

Jokes Etc › Coca-cola Salesman In Saudi Arabia by kingar(op): 7:32pm On Nov 19, 2013

Coca-Cola Salesman in Saudi Arabia
A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from
his assignment to Saudi Arabia.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with
the Saudis?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted, I was
very confident that I would make a good sales pitch.
But I had a problem. I didn't know how to speak
Arabic. So I planned to convey the message through
three posters.
First poster : A man lying in the hot desert sand
totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster : The man is drinking Coca-Cola.
Third poster : Our man is now totally refreshed.
And then these posters were pasted all over the place.
"Terrific! That should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should have!" said the salesman.
"No one told me they read from right to left!"

Technology Market › Re: Ipod Touch 5th Generation For Sale by kingar(m): 6:41am On Oct 29, 2013

i need it 35k. i'll pay cash

Phones › Re: Tecno F7 (Phantom A1) Discussion Thread by kingar(m): 8:26pm On Sep 22, 2013

A fairly used Tecno A+ needed. In lagos, Ifako ijaiye. Pls email me at kingswag20@gmail.com

Phones › Techno P3 And Etisalat Thread by kingar(op): 12:36am On Jul 31, 2013

I bought a tecno p3 and uses my etisalat to actvate the 12 month free data plan. but it keeps saying Dear customer, your device is not eliginle for yhe offer whenever i text HELP to 8186. pls help me out

Politics › Re: Soldiers Withdrawn From Amaechi's Governor's Lodge by kingar(m): 11:47pm On Jul 10, 2013

i can percieve war, its smelling from afar and slowly getring to the state capital. God abeg make am start from the top end for the top

Phones › Re: Iphone For Sale by kingar(op): 9:03pm On Jul 09, 2013

drop your post if you are interested. its negotiable

Phones › Iphone For Sale by kingar(op): 9:02pm On Jul 09, 2013

get a very neat iPhone 3gs 8gb @ #27000. call kingsley @ 08108798992

Jokes Etc › Re: NAFDAC Has Launched A Protection Cream 2 Replace Condoms. by kingar(op): 11:08pm On Apr 18, 2013

dat will be so coooool!!!

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Jokes Etc › NAFDAC Has Launched A Protection Cream 2 Replace Condoms. by kingar(op): 9:56pm On Apr 18, 2013

NAFDAC has launched a protection cream 2 replace condoms. Skin2skin sex without fear of HIV/STD. Go2 any Pharmacy close 2 U̶̲̥̅̊ & ask 4 ABONIKI BALM.

Jokes Etc › Welcome To NIGERIA!!! by kingar(op): 8:15pm On Apr 15, 2013

Welcome to NIGERIA!!!
Where sex is free and love is
costly
Where loosing a phone is more
painful than
virginity
Where if you don't cheat on your
partner you
are not smart and sharp
Where bathrooms have bcome a
photo studio
Where getting a blackberry phone
is greater
than achieving a BSC Degree
Where yahoo guys think theyhave
brighter
future.
If the children of Israel were
Nigerians, they
would have wasted a whole day
at d RED SEA
snapping and uploading their BB
status like:
~ Chilling with Moses
~ Miracle tinz
~ Red sea turned dry land Oh ma
God!!
~ Moses on point
~crossing da red sea with leg
~ End of Pharaoh etc.
... keep it rolling. WonderLand-

Jokes Etc › Pls Can Someone Answer This Question For Me ?????? by kingar(op): 9:20pm On Apr 13, 2013

Pls can someone
answer this question
for me huh

1.You buy your girlfriend
a cellphone & another
man buys her
airtime.Its called division
of labour.
2.You buy your girlfriend
underwears & another
man removes it. its
called separation of
power.
3.You pay school fees
for your girlfriend &
another man pays
rent.Its called Combined
business.
4.She tells you that she
is not ready for sex
while another man
sleeps with her
everyday & at
anytime.This is
called huh

Jokes Etc › Made In Nigeria English. by kingar(op): 8:53pm On Apr 10, 2013

MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound ofmy ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume. Pls add urs

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Nairaland General › Re: Things You Would Do If You Had Only Twenty-Four Hours Left To Live by kingar(m): 9:12am On Oct 19, 2012

I wil cont. wif wot I know how to do best, advice as much frndz I can

Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Vs Romney: U.S. Presidential Debate On 16th October 2012 by kingar(m): 2:15pm On Oct 16, 2012

[quote author=Kay-Dee]It's a fine line for Obama to walk, he will have to attack and counter Romney's lies, and at the same time, not come across as arrogant and disrespectful.
Who knows which Mitt Romney will show up tonight and what new lies he will bring to the table.[/quote]what lie are you all talking about. Mitt Romney is that 1 man with difference, he is exactly what we need as an example to the whole world. GOD is with him and I know he will do it again as usually. Maybe u y'al need to go back and check his recordz while he was a governor

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Jokes Etc › Use Condom by kingar(op): 10:48pm On Oct 09, 2012

A man was making love to a village girl, while she realised he was not using a condom.
She asked him U're not using a condom?
Man answered, "Yes"
She said, "Hope U dont have HIV/AIDS.
Man: "NO"
Girl: "thankgod, I dont want to get that thing again"

Jokes Etc › Use Condom by kingar(op): 10:26pm On Oct 09, 2012

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Jokes Etc › Re: I Dunno If U'll Lyk Ds Etc. But I Do by kingar(m): 9:59pm On Oct 08, 2012

flash11: you don finish?? What made you laugh?

the joke dry buh yuh comment funny die

Jokes Etc › Re: I Dunno If U'll Lyk Ds Etc. But I Do by kingar(m): 9:57pm On Oct 08, 2012

Abeg nairaland get lyt too jorh

Jokes Etc › Re: Breaking News by kingar(op): 9:48pm On Oct 08, 2012

2face impregnent Patience Jonathan

Jokes Etc › Re: If U Catch Your Partner On Bed With Another Person by kingar(op): 9:43pm On Oct 08, 2012

Jojo Armani: I will shout Kingar!!!

I dont nyash o, buh if I happen to catch jojo Armani, i'll burst his head

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