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 Jokes Etc › Re: Coca-cola Salesman In Saudi Arabia by kingar(op): 7:34pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
kingar: Coca-Cola Salesman in Saudi Arabia
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| Jokes Etc › Coca-cola Salesman In Saudi Arabia by kingar(op): 7:32pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
Coca-Cola Salesman in Saudi Arabia A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Saudi Arabia. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Saudis?" The salesman explained, "When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch. But I had a problem. I didn't know how to speak Arabic. So I planned to convey the message through three posters. First poster : A man lying in the hot desert sand totally exhausted and fainting. Second poster : The man is drinking Coca-Cola. Third poster : Our man is now totally refreshed. And then these posters were pasted all over the place. "Terrific! That should have worked!" said the friend. "The hell it should have!" said the salesman. "No one told me they read from right to left!" |
| Technology Market › Re: Ipod Touch 5th Generation For Sale by kingar(m): 6:41am On Oct 29, 2013 |
i need it 35k. i'll pay cash |
| Phones › Re: Tecno F7 (Phantom A1) Discussion Thread by kingar(m): 8:26pm On Sep 22, 2013 |
A fairly used Tecno A+ needed. In lagos, Ifako ijaiye. Pls email me at kingswag20@gmail.com |
| Phones › Techno P3 And Etisalat Thread by kingar(op): 12:36am On Jul 31, 2013 |
I bought a tecno p3 and uses my etisalat to actvate the 12 month free data plan. but it keeps saying Dear customer, your device is not eliginle for yhe offer whenever i text HELP to 8186. pls help me out |
| Politics › Re: Soldiers Withdrawn From Amaechi's Governor's Lodge by kingar(m): 11:47pm On Jul 10, 2013 |
i can percieve war, its smelling from afar and slowly getring to the state capital. God abeg make am start from the top end for the top |
| Phones › Re: Iphone For Sale by kingar(op): 9:03pm On Jul 09, 2013 |
drop your post if you are interested. its negotiable |
| Phones › Iphone For Sale by kingar(op): 9:02pm On Jul 09, 2013 |
get a very neat iPhone 3gs 8gb @ #27000. call kingsley @ 08108798992 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: NAFDAC Has Launched A Protection Cream 2 Replace Condoms. by kingar(op): 11:08pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
dat will be so coooool!!! 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › NAFDAC Has Launched A Protection Cream 2 Replace Condoms. by kingar(op): 9:56pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
NAFDAC has launched a protection cream 2 replace condoms. Skin2skin sex without fear of HIV/STD. Go2 any Pharmacy close 2 U̶̲̥̅̊ & ask 4 ABONIKI BALM. |
| Jokes Etc › Welcome To NIGERIA!!! by kingar(op): 8:15pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
Welcome to NIGERIA!!! Where sex is free and love is costly Where loosing a phone is more painful than virginity Where if you don't cheat on your partner you are not smart and sharp Where bathrooms have bcome a photo studio Where getting a blackberry phone is greater than achieving a BSC Degree Where yahoo guys think theyhave brighter future. If the children of Israel were Nigerians, they would have wasted a whole day at d RED SEA snapping and uploading their BB status like: ~ Chilling with Moses ~ Miracle tinz ~ Red sea turned dry land Oh ma God!! ~ Moses on point ~crossing da red sea with leg ~ End of Pharaoh etc. ... keep it rolling. WonderLand- |
| Jokes Etc › Pls Can Someone Answer This Question For Me ?????? by kingar(op): 9:20pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Pls can someone answer this question for me  1.You buy your girlfriend a cellphone & another man buys her airtime.Its called division of labour. 2.You buy your girlfriend underwears & another man removes it. its called separation of power. 3.You pay school fees for your girlfriend & another man pays rent.Its called Combined business. 4.She tells you that she is not ready for sex while another man sleeps with her everyday & at anytime.This is called ?? |
| Jokes Etc › Made In Nigeria English. by kingar(op): 8:53pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH. *Abeg dress back. *If I hear pim, u go hear weeen. *Have they BROUGHT light? *The FILM is SWEET *Pls help me SLOW that fan *Mummy HAVE come *I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU *Have you paid your school fees money? *See as you BAFF up *Put the bread inside LYLON *I strong KAKARAKA *Oya come and be going *I KUKUMA don't have your time *Shebi you have BB charger *See how her eye is entering my food *Did you see the sound ofmy ringtone? *I know you have come since bcoz I hear your perfume. Pls add urs 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Things You Would Do If You Had Only Twenty-Four Hours Left To Live by kingar(m): 9:12am On Oct 19, 2012 |
I wil cont. wif wot I know how to do best, advice as much frndz I can |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Vs Romney: U.S. Presidential Debate On 16th October 2012 by kingar(m): 2:15pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
Kay-Dee:what lie are you all talking about. Mitt Romney is that 1 man with difference, he is exactly what we need as an example to the whole world. GOD is with him and I know he will do it again as usually. Maybe u y'al need to go back and check his recordz while he was a governor 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Use Condom by kingar(op): 10:48pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
A man was making love to a village girl, while she realised he was not using a condom. She asked him U're not using a condom? Man answered, "Yes" She said, "Hope U dont have HIV/AIDS. Man: "NO" Girl: "thankgod, I dont want to get that thing again" |
| Jokes Etc › Use Condom by kingar(op): 10:26pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
A man was making love to a village girl, while she realised he was not using a condom. She asked him U're not using a condom? Man answered, "Yes" She said, "Hope U dont have HIV/AIDS. Man: "NO" Girl: "thankgod, I dont want to get that thing again" 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Dunno If U'll Lyk Ds Etc. But I Do by kingar(m): 9:59pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
flash11: you don finish?? What made you laugh?the joke dry buh yuh comment funny die |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Dunno If U'll Lyk Ds Etc. But I Do by kingar(m): 9:57pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
Abeg nairaland get lyt too jorh |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Breaking News by kingar(op): 9:48pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
2face impregnent Patience Jonathan |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If U Catch Your Partner On Bed With Another Person by kingar(op): 9:43pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: I will shout Kingar!!!I dont nyash o, buh if I happen to catch jojo Armani, i'll burst his head |
| Jokes Etc › If U Catch Your Partner On Bed With Another Person by kingar(op): 5:39pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
If you catch your partner in Bed with another person. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY FIRST. 1. O.M.G! 2. HAHAHAHA 3. I KNEW IT 4. WHAAT! 5. CAN I JOIN? 6. AMA KILL BOTH OF U 7. ITS OVER 8. WTF! 9. JESUS 10. AM I DREAMING? 11. WHAT STYLE IS DAT 12. OH! NOOO 13. EHEN! YOUR FADA 14. YOU GO DIE TODAY say your mind lets have funa |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Everyone Knows Naija Is Better Than UK & US. by kingar(op): 3:18pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
lalaosky: @OP, if this was in the joke section, i would have posted mine and call it a joke but if you are serious about the ish you said, then i call it UTTER LOAD OF CRAP..thank me later  |
| Jokes Etc › Breaking News by kingar(op): 3:06pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
BREAKING NEWS: Okada kill two people inside trailer. Christiano Ronaldo impreginate funke Akindele. lil'wayne features pasuma in his new single. Enyimba won sign Messi dis october. Baba suwe joined illuminati signed in by Jay-z. Beyonce is in love with terry G. Patience Ebele Jonathan won write JAMB. Primary school pupils don dey graduate @ class primary 2. University and Poly students are now putting on school. Obama claims AKWA IBOM STATE as his home town. New Arsenal manager is chief Olusegun Obasanjo. Chris Brown wears Agbada and slippers to the Grammy Award |
| Jokes Etc › Joke Of The Day by kingar(op): 12:02pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
A married man died b4 making love to his wife. The wife then cut his dick embalmed it and fixed it on the wall of the house, each night she went to the wall to satisfy herself. One day her neighbour found out and then he made a hole on the wall, removed the man's dick and put his dick, waiting for the woman, the woman came with a knife, cuts the dick and said Darling we are moving to a new house. 1 Like |
