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If you catch your partner in Bed with another person.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY FIRST.
1. O.M.G!
2. HAHAHAHA
3. I KNEW IT
4. WHAAT!
5. CAN I JOIN?
6. AMA KILL BOTH OF U
7. ITS OVER
8. WTF!
9. JESUS
10. AM I DREAMING?
11. WHAT STYLE IS DAT
12. OH! NOOO
13. EHEN! YOUR FADA
14. YOU GO DIE TODAY

say your mind lets have fun

They get legislator, we get legislooters

Everyone knows 9ja is better than US & UK with the following reasons.

They get mr. Bean, we get mr. Ibu.
They get T-pain, we get T-maya,
They get lil'wayne, we get TERRY G.
They get mc donald, we get beer parlour.
They get american lotto, we get BABA IJEBU.
They fear Alqaeda, we fear BOKO HARAM.
They break dance, we get Alanta.
They get tea, we get Akamu.
They get burger and pies, we get ojoojo and Akara.
They invented aircraft, we invented witchcraft.
They get texas, we get Taraba.
They get miami beach, we get oniru beach.

Abeg fans, add yours lets have fun.
Naija Go Better

Phone Secrete Code, i fit share am.

Callin phcn, nepa!

When you call all toothpaste maclean __you need dliverance.

Which can you share with your lover?

(1) ATM PIN
(2) Phone secrete code
(3) Facebook Password
(4) Email Password

YU are local when you wash yu mouth with chewin stick in stead of toothbrush.
When yu are used to eatin soup without meat or fish.
When yu prefer sleepin on mat rather than matress.
When yu prefer akamu or pap to hot tea.
If yu call mineral instead of coca cola and fanta.
If yu call all noodles indomie.
When yu prefer ogogorn to champagne.
If yu use broom as a toothpick.
If a toyota logo is @ d back of yuh jeans.
If wizkid mentioned yuh name in pakuromo.
If yu adjust yuh undies while walking.
If yu use padlock to luck yuh fridge.
If yu call all sausage roll Gala.
If yu call all seasoning Maggi.
When yu refill ur bottle water.
When yu call a system unit a c.p.u
when yu prefer fan to a.c.
U re finishd and high on locality syndron

Thats nah a BRT, It is an airplane on reverse in nigeria

Thanks 2 aunty Ruth (english teacher) who ends up marking our assignment wif 50naira for a grade upgrade in score and mr plough who ask for galla nd spirit for specimen in biology practical. Luv y'all despite d foundamentals of corruption u showd 2 us. God help u nd ur kidz ;DThanks 2 aunty Ruth (english teacher) who ends up marking our assignment wif 50naira for a grade upgrade in score and mr plough who ask for galla nd spirit for specimen in biology practical. Luv y'all despite d foundamentals of corruption u showd 2 us. God help u nd ur kidz

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peter okoye is handsome but 2face is d mr. Cute

2 baba n p-square who is d most handsome celeb. U reponse mata

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I like her b/cos we are alike with big lips like Yobo's lips, which is very sexy in us.

this country is becoming worse everyday, come to think of it where is Mr. sam Egwu