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Politics › Re: Oyigbo Massacre: Disturbing Photos And Video by KingAzari: 7:07pm On Nov 02, 2020
Fake news.
Travel › Re: Weekend Trip To Fair Acres Country Club In Lagos by KingAzari: 3:49pm On Nov 02, 2020
travelwaka:
Fair Acres is one of the most beautiful places in Lagos. I would never have imagined this destination is just some minutes drive from Lekki. It is a facility packed club and it shows the owners really put in lots of works to make this place a world class getaway place.
It is a white building with well-manicured garden and an artificial like to add beauty, class and aesthetics.

It is one of the most serene places you can ever imagine in Lagos. It is located on a 14 acres of land long the Lekki Epe expressway

https://www.travelwaka.com/fairacres-lagos-tranquility-at-its-best/
So no place for kpanshing... Useless.
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Shows Her Football Skills by KingAzari: 2:48pm On Nov 02, 2020
Her booby gives me joy... grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Krasnodar Vs Chelsea : ( 0 - 4) On 28th October 2020 by KingAzari: 9:39pm On Oct 28, 2020
raphy:
just imagine thy finally score pass there jersey...but na still 3 point them get. funny chelsky

we are Liverpool.

Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Lady Unblocks All Her 'Haters' On Instagram As She Celebrates New Car by KingAzari: 4:38pm On Oct 26, 2020
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Crime › Re: Hackers Take Over Industrial Court’s Website, Leak Edo State Contracts Details by KingAzari: 4:36pm On Oct 16, 2020
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Romance › Re: Every Guy Likes A Thick Lady, But Only A Few Like Skinny Girls And Here’s Why by KingAzari: 12:07pm On Oct 14, 2020
Speak for yourself, mate. Some of us can't permanently stay with a thick chic. We prefer slim-thick.
Education › Re: Oriwu Model College Ikorodu Emerges Best Public School In Nigeria by KingAzari: 11:33am On Oct 14, 2020
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Politics › Re: Law To Legalise Cultivation Of Marijuana In Nigeria Underway by KingAzari: 11:44am On Oct 12, 2020
Mixed emotion.

Politics › Re: EndSARS: Gridlock In Lagos As Protesters Shut Down Lekki Toll Gate by KingAzari: 10:17am On Oct 12, 2020
Antoeni:
I have never been a victim of SARS harassment,
Stay off crime and SARS or police will stay off you✌.
#YahooBoysisNext
I used to say the same until I missed my flight from Lagos to Asaba and decided to fly to Benin and taxi to Asaba. Landed safely in Benin and took an airport taxi, withdrew some cash to settle the cab guy and we moved. On ascending that slope as we were leaving Benin, we met SARS and they searched us. Saw the cash with me - 30k in total(15k for the cab guy, 15k for me) - they insisted I must divide the money in two and give them half. I asked them " why should I give you the money when I have not committed any offence?". They said "we would keep searching your bag until we find something". Mind you, my bag went through more than one scanning machines at Lagos airport.

Those guys searched my bag for more than 7 rounds, still nothing. We were there for more than an hour. They kept insisting that I gave them the money they asked for. They looked nothing like policemen - just their guns with a jacket written 'F-SARS". Heavily bearded guys with tattoos and big biceps. Their vehicle with no reg number was hidden in the bush off the road. The cab guy begged me after pleading with them severally and showing them his airport taxi association identification - to give them the money because it was getting late and that those people could kill both of us and throw us into that river with nobody knowing once it got dark. I had to tow the path of reasoning with the cab guy and gave them the money.

It was then that one of them said to me " you are lucky you cooperated, na for that river fish for chop una body". I had cold chills on hearing that.

I am a legit cooperate hustler. That trip was a company business trip. I had all my means of identification - drivers' license, voter's card(orginal copy), International passport and company ID's, HMO and induction cards. All authentic.
Politics › Re: EndSARS: Gridlock In Lagos As Protesters Shut Down Lekki Toll Gate by KingAzari: 10:16am On Oct 12, 2020
[quote author=seankafor post=94858393]SARS format don cast.. dem don cast the format.. make dem chill for now

If your format cast, you move...

grin
Politics › Re: EndSARS: Gridlock In Lagos As Protesters Shut Down Lekki Toll Gate by KingAzari: 10:15am On Oct 12, 2020
seankafor:
SARS format don cast.. dem don cast the format.. make dem chill for now

If your format cast, you move...

Makes Sars shift.. dem don cast
Politics › Re: Ondo Election: The God I Serve Shall See Me Through – Akeredolu by KingAzari: 7:33am On Oct 10, 2020
The People you serve should see you through, not God. God does not vote. You were not sELECTED nor seeking sELECTION to serve God but serve the People of Ondo State. No wonder these polithiefcians don't do anything for their People because they serving God instead of serving the People.

#EndSARS #EndSARS #EndSARS #EndSARS

Romance › Re: If You Want To Get A Girl's Number, Don't Do These Things by KingAzari: 2:46pm On Oct 09, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
Not every man sees a woman as a sperm outlet.
Nna chuba money instead of ina-achu nwanyi. Ichuta money, umu asa a-parkia na nkoro gi full time.
Romance › Re: If You Want To Get A Girl's Number, Don't Do These Things by KingAzari: 2:41pm On Oct 09, 2020
benzene00:
The way all you blockheads worship pússy these days eh!
Imagine all this stress for just 30 minutes lamba in #Room306. I mean, that's ridiculous *in Trump's voice*
Crime › Re: #EndSARS Protesters Kneel At Lagos House Of Assembly, Sing The National Anthem by KingAzari: 1:12pm On Oct 09, 2020
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Politics › Re: Debts, Salaries Take 52.6% As FG Budgets N13.08tn For 2021 by KingAzari: 10:03am On Oct 09, 2020
48.8% goes to polithiefcians...

At the end, they would all be like:

Politics › Re: Sirika Accused Of Withholding Staff Salaries To Fulfill Governorship Ambition by KingAzari: 9:54am On Oct 09, 2020
God will withhold the success of his governorship ambitions for 600 years.

Every worker deserves their wage and if his own work is to withhold salaries then his own wage shall be 600 years of successful failures.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis: Donald Trump Is Not A Christian by KingAzari: 7:03am On Oct 08, 2020
This is loud coming from The Pope.
Travel › Re: My Adventurous Weekend Trip To Epe by KingAzari: 1:10pm On Oct 05, 2020
travelwaka:
Hi Guys.... enjoy these pictures
Did you knack? If not then...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea V Crystal Palace (4 - 0) On 3rd October 2020 by KingAzari: 10:51am On Oct 03, 2020
Chelsea to flop again. Expensive for nothing.
Career › Re: Bayelsa Female Welder, Faith Lesley, Buys A Car As Birthday Gift by KingAzari: 10:17am On Oct 03, 2020
sammysneh:
She don't look like a welder to me, omo she's just a slay queen

welder in day, Runs @ night
Welder ko bedder ni?
Romance › Re: Woman Breaks Up With Her Boyfriend Because He Cooks Better Than Her by KingAzari: 6:18pm On Oct 02, 2020
Zzor:
I hate men that can Cook,them go get wahala
Hate is such a strong word.
Phones › Re: Post Your Data Usage In September by KingAzari: 3:32pm On Oct 02, 2020
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