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Now I understand why they said beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

All I can see here is a bunch of painted skinny ass biatches that are ready to suck d!cks for fame and will be asking you to join their freaky snapchat and whatsapp for 20k.

E fit reach 80% in Nigeria...

Now that you have reminded them... wait for it. They are coming.

In a sane clime, this Malami would not even have a job as a court marshal let alone being minister of justice. How the heck did he pass law school?

phranco:
I am in a relationship with a girl I'm planning to get married to. I love her and we vibe together and play most times. From my own assessment, she is good, down to earth, knows how to cook, humble, respectful, and she is also very beautiful naturally, infact she passed 70% quality of the kind of woman I want in my life.

The problem is that I'm not attracted to her sexually. She has a small body, and doesn't have nyash or should I say small nyash (sorry for the offensive word). I'm not aroused if I'm with her. I can manage to have sex with her just once, even if she will stay five days with me, and I know this gives her concern.

I like ladies with backside, height and chubby. but the ones I have come across doesn't even measure up to this my girl in character.

Does sex Matter so much in marriage? Cos I'm afraid I may cheat on her or get sexual satisfaction outside our marriage. I'm just confused right now.

Don't do it. You would be miserable for the rest of your married life.

This is noisemaking and not music.

Ryda:
Peru don dey claim mentions fireboy suppose para for them.

Insane

Richdoh:
I'm a SIMPle young hard work guy...

Please nairalander is this a good sign or bad sign to watch out for?

It is a SIMPle bad sign for a SIMPle man like you.

[quote author=Cyntie55[/quote]Maybe I have watched too many episodes of Blood Relatives on Investigation Discovery but I feel that you guys are not safe in that house because murder occurs when greed and jealousy meet ment.

Alcapone001:
Do you understand how the house was built?what made you even jump into conclusion that he was disturbing other tenant?

Why would someone have a generator running at midnight? Not only the noise impact, sleep disturbance and discomfort it has on other people, its noisy sound(depending...), compromises the security of the environment. You won't even hear when - an intruder enters your corner or there is an emergency situation like fire outbreak - people are calling you out to run to safety until you hear a bang on your door.

Bello Loot Collectors. They go hammer

NewsForYou:
Everywhere soft for my president and his amiable VP.
I know Nigerians will appreciate Buhari when he leaves office.
For now oppositions are trying everything to make Buhari bad.

Modified: If you like give me 700 mentions. I only engage iPob when necessary.
If you think change is slow you are smart. If you think Nigeria can be fix overnight. You need proper thinking.
It takes years of continuity to build a country. A president will not get it hundred percent. If you don’t appreciate Buhari at all then you should stone Jonathan when you see him that’s my simple take.
If you think Jonathan regime was better. Remember that just the way positive change will not reflect immediately, damage done will also not reflect immediately. Madam Ngozi warned Nigerians, she warned Jonathan but instead Jonathan spent all the money meant for building Nigeria on 2015 election, he allowed people loot the country recklessly. That’s why we are here today. God knows i have never been a member of any political party and I’ve never even voted before. But I have common sense. All of you paid agent should get off my mention.

You are smart!

Wow! What a breaking news!

Jobless lazy mods, you don't need to follow the trends of this bloggers and dump on Nairaland every rubbish you see online. Have some decorum and restore some already dilapidated sanity to this once-great forum.

Waiting to learn from the master...

Zulum is the most hardworking governor in Nigeria and the most underrated.

If only they could pair him with start boy, PYO for 2023. They would make a good winning combo. This I have seen with eyes of the gods.

Get a phatass chic to suck my dick.

Ok

Believe what you see on social media at your own peril.

He should choose one: comedy or navy.

He can't eat his cake and have it. Making caricatures of the same institution he is part of is not acceptable.

His fellow clowns below are doing well without worrying about military code of conducts and ethics. He should decide. NN is not a joking matter and not for clowns like him.

9jaRealist:
The reality is that the best of Lagos is competitive with the best anywhere…

Sadly, so is the worst of Lagos….
But that is substantively no different from the ghettos in the Bronx, Queens and even Brooklyn sharing the same city as Manhattan.

Development is a PROCESS and not an event…
And perfection should NEVER be the enemy of improvement!
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PS: Btw, one cannot run away from one’s shadow, and accordingly Lagos will remain burdened by paucity of the rest of Nigeria…
Many of the shortcomings listed above (airport, electricity, police, federal roads, etc.) are NOT controlled by Lagos, but by “Nigeria” (the FG).

In addition, because most of the rest of Nigeria are light years behind, their residents flood into Lagos and overburden its infrastructure…
Eg, those Northerners (and folks from Mali, Niger, etc.) who arrive in cattle trucks, where do you think they live, crap, dispose of waste, etc.?
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All Lagos needs to deal with the bolded is a political will to say enough is enough just like SE and SS governors that banned okada out rightly from their major cities. All those okadas banned in those states and more from the north and other countries have overwhelmed Lagos today. These have added to the level of accident hospitalizations, avoidable deaths, breakdown of law and order, criminalities, insecurities and many other avoidable social vices. The political elites are the beneficiaries of the mess because of the money they collect from tickets and the employment this sector provides for their thugs, who are used to wreak havoc and mayhem for political reasons and during social uprising.

I have stayed in Lagos and paid my tax long enough to know these. I live here and I know what we face, the solutions and the threats.
Peace!

Like Michael Jackson or Mike Tyson?

MrMaestro:
Lagos is really starting to look like a world class city. Add the Metra blue line to be completed early next year and by this time next year Lagos would be on a totally new level.

You say what? You don't stay in Lagos... do you?

klo

So Chioma don turn ex? Oduduwa boys eeeeeh

See how they just used this daughter of Biafra as chef, house help, come give her belle and now threw her away to join the league of bitter, frustrated, angry and sad baby mamas. E nor good ooo. Make una fear God ooo

Meanwhile, I don't find any baby mama sexy. If she like, make her nyash long from here to Cameroon. She is second-hand.

ManU don see fire

How on earth was that a penalty?

McTominay should have gotten a red for that challenge.

Man City escaped with one penalty..

Liverpool escaped with one penalty.

And Chelsea escaped with two penalties from a team that, first, got a questionable penalty against same Chelsea and y'all want to eat steel and metal chips for dinner?

Angelfrost:
You needed 2 penalties to beat Peacocks at home... What a team!!!

3 points in the bag. We will sort out your concerns later.

Liverpool also sweated out a penalty win at Anfield as well.

Which road them follow reach Aba? And if them manage reach, na inside potopoto them go do the show. Aba is the dirtiest city in Africa the last time I heard anything about that place.

Barbiturate:
Avoid quarrel anyway you can!
If he had ignored and moved on or avoided any altercations, he would still be alive. That scratch might not cost up to 10k to fix.

His soul rest in peace!

To car owners/drivers in Lagos, don't quarrel or drag road with Keke, korope, danfo.....they are mad guys. Majority of them are under the influence of igbo(weed), sẹ́pẹ, monkey tail etc

Valid

So?

He should head to the tribunal.