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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingBauer: 7:05pm On Aug 15, 2013
coogar: strootman
essien
lassana diarra
fellaini
those are the kinda midfielders we need right now....
Strootman has gone to Roma for 15mil
Essien is on his last legs due to football age syndrome

mulumbu
tiote
Has the bar fallen so low? cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Is Not Wrong by KingBauer: 7:01pm On Aug 15, 2013
I just hope the Government grows a pair and implements a special Tax regime for the Big Corps in the Blessing Industry.

Considering their annual turnovers, a 40% tax rate is not unreasonable.

Win-Win-Win: Government Wins, Church Wins, and Customers still receive their healings/blessings/breakthrough. Amen?

The only foreseeable problem is that the Churches could get greedy and drive up the cost of blessings in an attempt to mitigate the rising overhead.

It'll be hilarious when the Pastor at your local parish announces that due an industrial strike in heaven,offerings less than N200 would no longer be accepted. Apologies for the inconvenience. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingBauer: 6:54pm On Aug 15, 2013
^^

That ship has long sailed. There must be a reason why Moyes refused to go for his best player last season...Especially when Moyes knew there was a release clause in his contract

Well sha...If you guys do sign Ozil, can we please have Rooney then? cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Is Not Wrong by KingBauer: 6:50pm On Aug 15, 2013
Dee60: Do Nigerians realize that RCCG attracts far more foreigners (Christians faithfuls and tourists) than any other organization in the country? People who would not come to Nigeria for any reason now have a reason to come to RCCG camp.
Exactly! RCCG has cornered the lion's share of the Christian Tourist/Desperado market ahead of their rivals - Winners and SCOAN. Infact I dare say a monopoly lawsuit might soon be in the offing...
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Is Not Wrong by KingBauer: 6:47pm On Aug 15, 2013
RCCG is a corporation and like all other corporations is driven by profit.

The lastest donation drive is in itself a brilliant business strategy and is effectively very simple.

'Convince(by offering extra blessings) paying customers to fund the expansion of the Business premises, in addition to purchasing their regular blessings - This will allow the Business to attract a higher customer base and significantly improve margins'

I just hope the member of staff that came up with the idea didn't get shafted by his manager and was recognized at the AGM.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingBauer: 6:20pm On Aug 15, 2013
I dont think Ozil is needed at United.

Rooney, Cleverly and Kagawa are already vying for that No10/'In the Hole' role.Signing Ozil will just complicate things.

in a team where an OAP is being fielded in central midfield ahead of Anderson who is almost 20 years younger..It looks to me like you guys so desperately need a CM and not a 10.

But what do I know? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fantasy Premier League Betting? by KingBauer: 6:09pm On Aug 15, 2013
Man I just tire for the stupid spambot. Seun needs to sort out his algorithm.

Chamo please unban my accounts and unhide my first post. Thanks
PoliticsRe: ACF Boss Accuses Northern Elders Of Betrayal. by KingBauer: 9:29am On Jun 21, 2013
What exactly constitute's ' The North' these days?

A much vaunted, much bandied about word that today ultimately means Nothing...

ACF would be better off rebranding themselves as a Fulani-hausa-Kanuri body... undecided
IslamRe: Why Islam Prohibits You From Eating Pork ~ 15 Things You Should Know About Pigs by KingBauer: 3:32pm On Apr 23, 2013
emmanuel4758: as if u near me i would give u dirty slap mtchew rumuor mongers
Iya la ya e ko to be

You would be beaten to a bloody pulp. Illiterate!!
IslamRe: Why Islam Prohibits You From Eating Pork ~ 15 Things You Should Know About Pigs by KingBauer:
This is garbage..

mastercee: 1) A pig is a real garbage gut. It will eat anything including urine, excrement, dirt, decaying animal flesh, maggots, or decaying vegetables. They will even eat the cancerous growths off other pigs or animals.
Pigs are Omnivores same as Humans, Dogs, Chickens and Fish -especially Nigerian Delicacy: Catfish. Catfish farmers in the house will confirm that Catfish will eat anything from Plant matter to Cerelac to Rotting Animal Carcasses infested with Maggots.
Are you less of a Muslim for eating Catfish?

2) The meat and fat of a pig absorbs toxins like a sponge. Their meat can be 30 times more toxic than beef or venison.
Show us scientific proof of this

3) When eating beef or venison, it takes 8 to 9 hours to digest the meat so what little toxins are in the meat are slowly put into our system and can be filtered by the liver. But when pork is eaten, it takes only 4 hours to digest the meat. We thus get a much higher level of toxins within a shorter time.
Another lie. Beef is actually easier to digest than Pork.

Beef takes about 3-4 hours to digest, while Pork takes 4.5 -5 hours.
http://www.eatingdisorderpro.com/2012/05/30/digesting-animal-protein/
http://www.qualityhealth.com/eating-nutrition-articles/5-hardest-foods-digest


4) Unlike other mammals, a pig does not sweat or perspire. Perspiration is a means by which toxins are removed from the body. Since a pig does not sweat, the toxins remain within its body and in the meat.
To the best of my knowledge Cows, Goats, and Sheep also do not sweat. Neither do dogs or cats. In fact I only remember Horses and Humans as Mammals who thermo-regulate using sweat

5) Pigs and swine are so poisonous that you can hardly kill them with strychnine or other poisons.
Another lie.
See below From wikipidia:
Strychnine toxicity in rats is dependent on sex. It is more toxic to females than to males when administered via subcutaneous injection or intraperitoneal injection. Differences are due to higher rates of metabolism by male rat liver microsomes. Dogs and cats are more susceptible among domestic animals, pigs are believed to be as susceptible as dogs, and horses are able to tolerate relatively large amounts of strychnine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strychnine

6) Farmers will often pen up pigs within a rattlesnake nest because the pigs will eat the snakes, and if bitten they will not be harmed by the venom.
This is because snakes have more subcutaneous fat and less vascular tissue under their skin making it harder for snake venom to get into their bloodstream.

7) When a pig is butchered, worms and insects take to its flesh sooner and faster than to other animal's flesh. In a few days the swine flesh is full of worms.
Leave your freshly butchered beef out for a few days and see what happens

cool Swine and pigs have over a dozen parasites within them, such as tapeworms, flukes, worms, and trichinae. There is no safe temperature at which pork can be cooked to ensure that all these parasites, their cysts,and eggs will be killed
.

The first part is true, but by cooking the meat at high heat any parasites are killed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig

9) Pig meat has twice as much fat as beef. A 3 oz T bone steak contains 8.5 grams of fat; a 3 oz pork chop contains 18 grams of fat. A 3 oz beef rib has 11.1 grams of fat; a 3 oz pork spare rib has 23.2 grams of fat.
And beef has been proven to be less healthy eating than Fish or White Meat. SO WHAT?

10) Cows have a complex digestive system, having four stomachs. It thus takes over 24 hours to digest their vegetarian diet causing its food to be purified of toxins. In contrast, the swine's one stomach takes only about 4 hours to digest its foul diet, turning its toxic food into flesh.
Hahaha are you for real? Cows have 4 stomachs due to the natural inability to digest plant Fibre. Pigs are monogastric...same as us Humans!


11) The swine carries about 30 diseases which can be easily passed to humans. This is why God commanded that we are not even to touch their carcase (Leviticus 11:cool.
Rabies can be transfered from Dog to Humans. Avian flu can be transferred from Birds to Humans. Aids was allegedly transferred from Monkeys to Humans. So your point is?

12) The trichinae worm of the swine is microscopically small, and once ingested can lodge itself in our intestines, muscles, spinal cord or the brain. This results in the disease trichinosis. The symptoms are sometimes lacking, but when present they are mistaken for other diseases, such as typhoid, arthritis, rheumatism, gastritis, MS, meningitis, gall bladder trouble, or acute alcoholism.
Cook your meat properly and you will be fine.

13) The pig is so poisonous and filthy, that nature had to prepare him a sewer line or canal running down each leg with an outlet in the bottom of the foot. Out of this hole oozes pus and filth his body cannot pass into its system fast enough. Some of this pus gets into the meat of the pig.
What is this rubbish? Please identify this canal!

14) According to Jewish law, pork is one of a number of foods forbidden from consumption by Jews. These foods are known as "non-kosher" foods. In order for a meat to be kosher, it must first come from a kosher animal. A kosher animal must be a ruminant and have split hooves - therefore cows, sheep, goats and deer are all kosher, whereas camels and pigs (having each only one sign of kashrut) are not kosher.

15) Quran, Holy book of Muslims also prohibits consumption of pork.

"He has made unlawful for you that which dies of itself and blood and the flesh of swine and that on which the name of any other than Allah has been invoked. But he who is driven by necessity, being neither disobedient nor exceeding the limit, then surely, Allah is Most Forgiving, Merciful." Quran 2:17
Banning a food for Religious reasons is fine. You cant argue with religion as its not based on Logic anyway. But dont try and pass off lies as proof that religion and science work hand in hand.

Maclantunji! you should know better!
PoliticsRe: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by KingBauer: 10:37am On Apr 23, 2013
KingBauer: This does not mean diddly squat.

Can you please explain why I was banned for posting quotes of Heebo people saying they had no problems with the terms Heebo and Eboans?

Especially when these posts were from 2011...well before this current debate and you displays of megalomania


Stop trying to score cheap popularity points by apologizing to OAM4J

You are clearly an unintelligent, uneducated specimen.

Now OAM4J/AFAM please review my statements on this very thread and see if I committed a bannable offense
OAM4J please review this matter and kindly unban JACKBAUERSBALLS/JACKBAUERSPOWER if I'm found innocent of hurling Tribal Slurs
PoliticsRe: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by KingBauer: 10:07am On Apr 23, 2013
Ikenna351: OAM4J,

I apologise for my previous post here addressed to you publicly, which should have been done via PM or in mod section.

But please, let us (the moderators) in this section treat one another fairly. Lets not give the impression that "My decision here is final". It doesnt feel right to hid your co-mod posts in complaint thread, when those posts are not off-topic. But am not doing the blame thing anymore, but to ask for forgiveness.

I will try and stay out of this thread, so that i dont give the tribal bigots the room to win this war we all have started.

Please, we are good and i pray you accept my apology.

Ikenna.
This does not mean diddly squat.

Can you please explain why I was banned for posting quotes of Heebo people saying they had no problems with the terms Heebo and Eboans?

Especially when these posts were from 2011...well before this current debate and you displays of megalomania


Stop trying to score cheap popularity points by apologizing to OAM4J

You are clearly an unintelligent, uneducated specimen.

Now OAM4J/AFAM please review my statements on this very thread and see if I committed a bannable offense

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