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I remember when I was asking a girl out, then I was fresh outta youth service and still broke. The girl was like " No be fine boy I go chop oh! go find money, you na broke ass".
Chai! I literally cried on my way home

That shît motivated me to chase the paper though.

This silly boy go soon contract HIV.
Watch out!

SeaTrade:
Flee from old cars,
See your colleague for up there dey lament untop SBC or what?
If you no want follow am better find your way to japanese before e red for you
Ordinary wiper you don dey shalaye,not to talk of complex issues for benz weh don make people sell house join like weyreypey

Oga did I hear you say old cars? Nigerians dey drive new cars? All the Japanese corolla, avalon, muscle, Eod & evil spirit you are referring to, are they not old cars? How many Nigerians dey drive 2019/2020 Toyota or Honda cars? Meanwhile all these Japanese cars have their own respective issues oh!

600k cash! Should I call you?

weyreypey:
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The pump itself doesn't spoil like that.... The accumulator and electrical brushes are what spoils therein.... Accumulator can be replaced. The brushes can be replaced too.... Then the whole thing reprogrammed or allowed to self purge

Thanks for this info bro. I really need to be informed on this SBC stuff. How often do the Accumulator & brushes fail & what's the cost of replacing these components? Because it seems almost every w211 i have come across has "BRAKE WARNING, VISIT WORKSHOP" on their instrument clusters.

observanc1:
That monkey's name will be addresed by me as it is "white monke"

Why is it only you who wants to die untop of white money's matter? Na only you just dey Beef the guy like say e been thief your Girlfriend. Kilode?
At least you know him & you spend your productive time watching him but dude doesn't even know someone like you exists in this planet earth.

izang87:
Good day Benz Fam.
Please I am having issues with my w211 2005 E320 SBC.
I intend to replace it with a brand new one (as it's been replaced with a fairly used one that did not last) and I learnt the VIN is required to get the compatible SBC.
Please I need assistance with the SBC code for VIN: WDBUF65J14X115822.
Thanks.

The 03-06 w211 is a GREAT sedan if not for this dreaded SBC issue & some minor electrical glitches.
I learned instead of outright replacement of the SBC, it can be reprogrammed & can still be used.
Btw, how much is the current cost of SBC pump?

omakay:
Yhello, does anyone know where I can get this part of my alloy rims?

Thanks

Nice alloy rims.
What's the size? 17" or 18" inch?

Damn! Weak ass men just full everywhere. So you will spread your yansh as a man & allow a girl to chook this apparatus inside She sef nor dey mess? Where has your self-esteem/dignity gone to?

OkoNDOoBo:
Lagos made igbos not the other way round. 95% of them came to lagos with nothing and when they make it lagos they start beating their hairy chest.

You people that were born in Lagos why can't you also make your own money so that u will also beat your black & bald chests and leave "Owo mî da" agbero money alone.

blizard44:
With this kind road , Biafra no suppose be your problem. Na help dem wan help you.

[b]Abi you no see say na [b]captivity you dey?

Yeah! including you and your so-called Leader & Fendi wearing fraudster Nnamdi Kanu.

SenatePresdo:
I heard it works, but very hard and requires dedication.

Oga if you like jelq for 6 months nothing will happen oh! You might even end of fracturing a vein in your penîs sef.
Those who say it works speak based on 'hear say' & not from personal experience.

BiafIntel:
Why not Rigboh Retche? Since in Rivers state, you fools added "R" in front of the names of Igbo towns and villages. Useful idiots of the fulanis.

You people should Come and take biafra na, useless people. It's Igboh Etche and it is situated in Rivers State.
South South is not biafra land and will never be biafra land. You people should first go and bail kanu that fraudster who is currently chilling in Buhari's bird cage.
NONSENSE!

Wr

Telegram234:
8 inches.
Jelqing is bae

That jelqing shît doesn't work bro

Mrfintec:
Lol. Next time if someone posted about an auto issue, and you don't have anything meaningful to contribute, just ignore and stop showing audio wealth unnecessarily. empty vessel

I'm sure you just escaped from a mental asylum. You have spoken & you have been heard.
Now run back to where you just escaped from!!

Spray:
so who should he now sell the scrap to? Internet billionaire. useless idiot

I'm sure an internet billionaire is betteroff than an internet Móron which you are obviously.
Now Fvck off!!

The Federal government should use this same energy used on Igboho & kanu to also take the Fulani killer herdsmen to court for killing Innocent farmers & villagers, raping women for Allah & stealing people's lands.

RUBBISH!!

Musty112:
Just so you know, he was never a muslim.

Yusuf 12:101

رَبِّ قَدْ ءَاتَيْتَنِى مِنَ ٱلْمُلْكِ وَعَلَّمْتَنِى مِن تَأْوِيلِ ٱلْأَحَادِيثِۚ فَاطِرَ ٱلسَّمَٰوَٰتِ وَٱلْأَرْضِ أَنتَ وَلِىِّۦ فِى ٱلدُّنْيَا وَٱلْءَاخِرَةِۖ تَوَفَّنِى مُسْلِمًا وَأَلْحِقْنِى بِٱلصَّٰلِحِينَ

My Lord, You have given me [something] of sovereignty and taught me of the interpretation of dreams. Creator of the heavens and earth, You are my protector in this world and the Hereafter. Cause me to die a Muslim and join me with the righteous."
He has encountered the gratest loss that could befall a person in this life.

Shut the Fvck up.
You Terrorists should realize that there is freedom of worship & association in our Constitution.
What has your religion brought to Nigeria and the world if not chaos, unrest, bloodshed & Terrorism.
That man has just found peace.
RUBBISH!!

Mrfintec:
make ignorance no kill you sha

Ignorance??
This is a faceless forum sha so I don't blame you! For me to call that Toyota car a scrap, that should tell you I have owned & driven a corolla(my previous official car) & a benz back to back.
Drive & own a Benz before you talk about ignorance here.
RUBBISH!!!

I always tell my Toyota folks that maintaining a Benz costs less than maintaining a Toyota of the same year yet they still argue.
Any suspension parts replaced in a Benz will last you for more than a year or 2 irrespective of the usage(in water or rough roads).
Sell that scrap & get yourself an 07 C230.

Ifeanyinwogu:
I intend buying a car and I want to chose one between these two

Alright I get it.
But why are you not considering the 2003-2006 M.Benz E320?

This comparison is somehow.
Why not compare Honda evil spirit with 2003-2008 MB E320/E350?

What I would want to do to this girl is to Bend her in a doggy position then I kneel down and bury my face in that ass.
Inhaling deeply while I eat that wet kitten.

Pray for me y'all. I'm so rotten.

850k

nairavsdollars:
Last weekend's burial of Igbo billionaire, Obi Cubana's mother has further exposed the wickedness of wealthy Igbo people.
Why can't you tar the roads for the burial? Even Cubana himself should be ashamedas he walked on untarred brown roads
You have friends donating cows for burial, why can't you mobilise them to help fix the bad roads?
We keep complaining of erosion and abusing Buhari, yet our billionaires are heartless.
As a proud Easterner, i believe we should develop our homeland ourselves without waiting for government support.
I am not proud of Obi Cubana

Shut up there! Is Obi cubana a Governor, local gov.chairman or holding any gov.position?
Go and tell Tinubu who has stolen government wealth to develop Iragbiji town where he actually comes from.

The last 2 days have opened my eyes more to how wicked this world is and how I have to be very careful with humans when I start making my wealth.
Nobody investigates the source of someone's failure & poverty but everyone wants to investigate the source of someone's prosperity, success and wealth.

cybersoldiers:
Why do you Yoruba's always envy Igbo's?

Can't you look elsewhere?

I've never in my life seen any tribe more envious than the Yorubas.

Too bad.

Anyway, most of you are just jobless

It was the Yoruba's jealousy and hatred for the Igbos that brought Buhari to power in 2015.

tetralogyfallot:
c am

E make sense.

Let's see the painted rims fitted on the Benz. Then we can be able to judge the beauty.

I believe he was just a basic looking student from a poor or average background. I guess his classmates whose parents were coming to drop them off with Peugeot 504 & Mercedes Benz 230E flatbooths were probably looking down on him.
In this Life, no one truly knows tomorrow.