₦airaland Forum

Like today wey be Christmas me i hate soup with passion.
Things have really changed oo. Imagine nobody they share rice for street again, if you manage share nah for general dustbin you go see am, if you manage collect am and eat am , you go support am with serious prayer and red oil if you forget to pray and use red oil after the food thinking alone go make you think say you don eat food wey strong juju they inside.

To me not dreaming is not bad. But me whenever i dream it has some connection to the future either the dream goes opposite to the reality or it goes series with the future reality i just dreamt about. I believe everyone dreams have a role in their present.

Tell the man say e never see anything self. Make him watch snopp dog or rae sremmud music video for real Indecency video

Ik

My brother don’t panic. Give her belle tell her say una village oracle they kill anybody wey try to abort pikin.. 7months leta the father go reduce the list to
1 create of beer and 20cups of white rice them go use their own money cook stew

My view on what transpired between mbaka and peter obi. Mbaka fell to a carefully laid trap of peter obi. No one goes to an event that you where a special guest of honor without make some promises or dropping some cash for them. Obi knew that mbaka doesn’t know how to handle Nigerian politicians with care and also he is pro buhari, in other to discredit him when he will want to campaign for buhari he had to go to a bazaar of the Catholic Church and refuses to make any donation in public or even pledge anything. To me it was a set up.
Anyway we must atikulate come 2019.

Money heist. They deserves an accolades joorr...this country is too useless to be broke in it

To me the man no suppose marry o. Make him pity the upcoming generation. Any pikin wey look like the man nah swear the pikin be

Lol

Any other election apart from 2011. Jonaltan impressed nigerians that we thought he was Nigerian barrack obama. He is saying this to buy a favor from buhari

I saw this malpractice from inec coming o #whats our fate come 2019 self

Nothing can be profitable as far as this current administration is in power! Wre money to buy data I heard they want to make 1gb more expensive than the phone that actually uses the data .



Get your PVC

9ja no get fraudster at all
Anyway guys go jst travel out to all this small African countries and rest from this sarz wahala

Pls my fellow online shoppers ,how much do one send on a particular item before custom charges them for clearance fee (phone) the portal is AliExpress

Like play like play this guys will break nigeria presidental impeachment record with bahuri. Saraki always finds his way in Nigerian politics, eg the way he became the senate president alone with tell you the man is very intelligent (If you have seen house of cards, Saraki is mr underwood of that series)

Upon every every Enugu still develope pass kaduna and katsina state

kneehighbootz:
Look at this church mouse. As if you'll not pay the new charges.
Abi, MTN, na your papa get am?

go and tell ya father to write off the new charges for you. They here dy look for discount

DSS1335:

How significant is 0.005%
Lets assume that the annual turn over balance of most operators as domiciled with bank is about N15,000,000,000.
0.005% which is 0.00005 x N15b, is it something that those stingy operators won't be able to pay, that they want their subscribers to bear the brunt?

are you mad ?? Them look like ngo for ya eyes or charity organization wey they akure ??from 26 dues to 38 under 3yrs. All this ISP go soon quit like etisalat

It’s obvious that Enugu government is reading our post on nairaland... let me bring to notice to the govt of Enugu that EEDC has become something else in Enugu State, the give light 8hrs out of 24 hrs, they refused to give out mtr to compounds that needs mtr rather they give it out to old compounds that already have it , if wind blows they won’t be light for 2days and if its rain they will dry their wire for 4days. Help us get back our electricity thiank you SOS

Remove Facebook app from your phone and thank me later

Apc for mouth. Potential decampees once bubu is enroute to daura

All this guys they manage one gun

Which kind story be this one ? When i was in jss2, our press club stories was far better than this po. 1 killed , 2 injured, plus the once that wre arrested and yet only one riffle was recovered . Iyam not understanding o

The safest OS use to be OS7 by blackberry and then iOS 10

Apple is the new blackberry � Apple restricts apps from google and Facebook inc. from stealing your informations..
RIM (blackberry) was shutdown because they refused to grant some apps access to ya info

Came to Nigeria as a secretary and will be leaving nigeria as an odinary citizen! Anything wey him discuss with buhari is dead on arrival.the man being cancel his trip to nigeria,but e village people no want make him keep the job

2019 have come this man was thinking that nuskka people will bring him back to power 2019 lolz. Things we use to have in Enugu before he came to power are -
1. Power supply
2.water
3.good road
4.good traffic light
5.perfect busstop sheds
6.street lights
7.road block
8. 8hours
Now we have -
1.Enugu is in the hands of God
2.renovating road he allowed to spoil
3. Gbru gbru police (trouble turts )
Nothing again
The governor go eat ABACHA for ogbete market joor

* im stingy to myself because I believe in investing on my future is better than eating a barbecue presently
*i think im the most intelligent person in the world but not on my studies o. Am easily distracted
* hate phone calls
*i am all black every thing (team jay z)
*addicted to mobile devices (wants to use iPhone x next year when I cannot afford iPhone 7 self ..

*am lazy to the core, to satisfy me give me free wifi and electricity.
*cant toast a girl ,i hate black girls(can stay indoor for 1yr)
* I believe with money i can get my dream bebe(afraid of not being rich.. want to be the next escobar smith )
*i no everything (i am a demigod)
*you can’t lie to me( my ears can filter lies very very easily)

Weldone rev. Law.
He is a tiv man

As 2019 draws closer we will want to know how many nairalanders already have thier pvc ( permanent voters card)
Its time for youth in politics!!!
Don’t come and complain when you didn’t vote after 2019general elections


Like if you have your pvc

Share if you have not collected yours

Will like to know the reason why you have not registered yet by you commenting


Do the right thing get your pvc now !

Chelsea no get sense o!
Imagine them use that 15m wey them use buy giroud use am play bet9ja, like bournemoth to win against chelsea or 0-3 correct score them for get like £125m for then akant then use the money use buy kane from spurs

Too much sense no go kee me