₦airaland Forum

This tabloid trash made it to Nairaland? smh...
watch them grandstand and insulting south africans..
tick, tock, tick.

do u see it?

Manchester will still struggle

JaceBlaze:
Delusion,ignorance & arrogance.Very bad combination.

Very bad combination!!..Some fool on this thread was even disputing that Trevor Noah is a comedian, instead he was bragging of Basketmouth, I mean come on compare the two

Alusiizizi:
LOL! Taking credit for shit that was built by Europeans

Typical whitewashed comment from the most white-worshipping country in Africa. Come now to South Africa is see who's on the scaffolding with mortar building his own country, black men!!...we're not all over the place seeking countries built by the sweat of other men, we stay put in our own country and improve it. You should take notes instead of being jealous

KelGraphicz:
Truth hurts bro 🥱 your country is finished 😂

And a Nigerian of all people is saying this? LOL, oh the irony..

KelGraphicz:
It's not made up but facts Google it

I know my own country m0ron, no need to Google nonsense

KelGraphicz:
Boy south Africa is literally a disgrace to Africa 😂
Don't even go their
7 cities in your country are the most dangerous in the world
You don't have fathers
You are highest drug addicts in the world
You are slaves
Highest HIV
Poorest blacks in the world (only whites people are rich)
You are known as the Sodom and gomora of Africa LGBTQ citizens 😂
World rape capital (like you rape your women both young old and new born)
3rd most miserable country in the world
Has the highest kidnap cases and killing in the world
Has the most ugliest males in the world 💔
Bro I could literally go on and on about your shit hole country

You literally being here in a Nigerian platform replying every Nigerian and reading our news shows the level of your obsessions

Go back to your shark houses before your white masters look for you 😂 you got some poop to clean 💩🇿🇦🦍
Monkeys

All of these are just made up... Anything to flatter your fragile egos.. But then again Nigerians are deluded people, comes with the territory

KelGraphicz:
Now I crawl back to your hole 🕳️

LOL, You really think you did something don't you?

KelGraphicz:
Boy south Africa is literally a disgrace to Africa 😂
Don't even go their
7 cities in your country are the most dangerous in the world
You don't have fathers
You are highest drug addicts in the world
You are slaves
Highest HIV
Poorest blacks in the world (only whites people are rich)
You are known as the Sodom and gomora of Africa LGBTQ citizens 😂
World rape capital (like you rape your women both young old and new born)
3rd most miserable country in the world
Has the highest kidnap cases and killing in the world
Has the most ugliest males in the world 💔
Bro I could literally go on and on about your shit hole country

You literally being here in a Nigerian platform replying every Nigerian and reading our news shows the level of your obsessions

Go back to your shark houses before your white masters look for you 😂 you got some poop to clean 💩🇿🇦🦍
Monkeys

Whatever rubs your clit my guy

ASAPFERG:
Bunch of ugly, and HIV infested animals

I spit a big phlegm on Zulus

LOL, the HIV you simpletons are so obsessed about is busy ravaging your babies but hey...let's focus on South Africa right?

KelGraphicz:
Don't confuse Nigeria for south Africa bro
South Africans are the poor ones who are forced to remain slaves in their country and are inflicted with HIV , you rape your women every single second 😂😂
Highest crime rate in the whole world
Your country is down the drain boy

South Africans know hygiene, my guy, So I can't confuse us for you. We know how to use the loo
Secondly, YOU are known for criminality worldwide NOT South Africans ..Show me one country that has either banned or deported South Africans due to crime, I'll wait

JaceBlaze:
if contradiction was a person..

If there's one thing about Nairaland people is that the majority seem to suffer from some form of delusion

Neoteny:
Trevor is NOT a Nigerian comedian. We're talking of your Sabinus and AY and Basketmouth and the rest of the pack of Nigerian mediocrity you people celebrate all the time.

None of your comedians, as currently constituted, can climb the pedestals that Trevor did. Imagine a typical Nigerian comedian with their terrible jokes trying to host headline shows like SNL

Dude, Trevor Noah is a world-renowned comedian hosting the best comedy show in America with a Grammy to boot, so what an insignificant Adewale from God-know where thinks is relevant. LOL, basket mouth is a local champion

KelGraphicz:
Haha 😂 my kuvuki boy is pained.
If your life is not miserable you wouldn't be in a Nigerian platform monitoring Nigerians .

We own south Africa now boy 😏
Go back to your HIV infected sharks and remain the slave you are 😂😂

Stating facts and being "pained" are two different things.. You live under a $1 a day and can't even use a toilet but here you are "owning far-flung South Africa"..it's the delusions for me

Alusiizizi:
The bolded above is the problem you SA men, lazy, un-resourceful, ever given to instant gratification over real progress and no disposition to risk/sacrifice for greater goals, basically lacking in virtues typical of real men. Only natural born slaves will choose slavery for "higher" standard of living over struggle in freedom.

blah blah blah typical nonsense... The infrastructure your brothers are rushing to South Africa to enjoy, eg..the Smooth roads, state-of-the art airports, hospitals etc etc.. was built with the blood and sweat of the South African "lazy man"

try another angle

Alusiizizi:
So being HIV positive/exposed to HIV is now in vogue Thanks for nothing, but I'd rather wallow in bliss of ignorance.

HIV is so widespread that dissing anyone living with the disease in 2024 even, makes you look like an idiot

Neoteny:
There's a reason your "comedians" are unknown to the world outside a very narrow band of low-IQ west Africans.

Nigerian comics are not witty, creative, funny, or talented. Having dumb names like "Mr Macaroni" and talking like a 5 year old is not comedic genius; it's rather a reflection of the kind of audience that's tickled by such puerile and banal nonsense.


Nigerian comedy format:

Comedian: "As i enter house na only garri dey for lunch. I say Mama Kofo, wetin be dis"

Audience: "hahahaha.....50k well spent "

And yet Trevor Noah is the most known African comedian.. these fools though

IamAtAnger:
You've got no choice but to lick the white man's ass and eat their faeces 😆😅😅😅 bloody slave

If indeed the living conditions in my country are "slave-like" well, the choice is always to japa all over the world looking for greener pastures and drown in the Mediterranean doing so... But guess who's already doing that.

themanderon:
I never said you guys walk around naked did I?

That was the overall implication.

Neoteny:
And in your fevered mind you consider this nonsense logic?

Wow.

You're stupider than i thought.

The fact that you're playing the man not the ball, is a dead-give way you have nothing of substance to say

KelGraphicz:
I think it's the other way round boy
I have never seen Nigerian women craving for south African skinny men, what will they be doing with ugly monkeys like you ? Take a look at your footballers and musicians all ugly can you compare them to ours? When our women see handsome and rich men everyday what will they be doing with HIV $laves? 😆😆😂
Only thing you are good at is taking nyapope and blaming foreigners for your miserable life's.
Our men are eldy body and handsome that's why your HIV women worship us. I can remember when I went to your shit hole country all your classy women wanted to rape me because I was too handsome 😎
Now get of my mentions
Here is nairaland not kuvuki land or are you that board? 😆

My guy, in South Africa we identify you people with the shape of your heads, you know the Nwabali type of head, so you don't get to blow your trumpet here. we have your people in SA in droves, miss me with your celebs, I'm talking about the average joe, with round big head, big calves, the rude, loudness and a predisposition to crime.

Seychelles has just banned Nigerians, you know why? because of your menace and criminal antics. so why shouldn't South Africans blame you where you're blame-worthy?

You claimed we were "Xenophobic" and now our "women worship you" if you have an iota of intelligence you'd know the two can't co-exist

As for someone still using HIV jibes in 2024, can't say I'm surprised. Most of you aren't exposed

themanderon:
You might be surprised that I know so much about south Africa and it's history. I love south Africa though.

If you think we walk around naked, you clearly don't know enough.

I was listening to a Nigerian guy based in SA on Youtube the other day, he says even people with tattoos are looked down upon in Nigeria whereas you find even a doctor in SA with tattoos, this told me everything I needed to know about your country, you're a closed-off, conservative society, the problem is you want everyone on the continent to conform to that

JaceBlaze:
Those are our real brothers and sisters,our real kin.Same thing can be said about Namibia.

And I also noticed they defend us whenever outsiders talk crap about us.

All well-behaved countries man

themanderon:
I am not saying that as an insult my man. It's just that nudity is not frowned upon down south as it is in other parts of the world.
It all about the culture. And off cause if you say others have juju you guys also have muthi right?

This particular case was frowned upon. before making sweeping, careless statements about anyone's country you must learn to educate yourself about the country first

IamAtAnger:
Only if u can answer this, why are u openly still a slave even in ur own land?

You should direct that question to yourself. You drown in Oceans trying to flee your own country for greener pastures because yours is a failed -state but have the audacity to call others "slaves"? There's no south African selling a tray of eggs in your country but there tons of your people doing the same here> if slavery means enjoying the standard of living that I'm enjoying (of which is higher than your country) I'll take slavery anytime

themanderon:
Nudity is part of South African culture.

Same as ritual killings and juju in yours

Neoteny:
There's no comparison so i don't even know why you brought in white people. Typical African.

You can't even spell inferiority. You must be inferior.

No no no. it doesn't work like that.. By picking A as "backward" for doing something even B does more, it's already comparison Guy// "backward" compared to who? If I say country A is the most backward" what is the basis of that statement, what am I comparing that supposed backwardness against? If A is backward for the same reasons as B, then by implication A and B are both backward then, why single out A? inferiority complex

You should use your brain instead of policing my spelling

zedman1:
Oh, now I understand. I know how much people tear their own people into shreds but attack others outside who try to look down on them about the same topic they condemn. Honestly, I didn't know you were from the south side. I understand your feelings. I rest my case bro.

what are you on about?

KelGraphicz:
No one else but this xenophobic kuvuki drug addicts .
They have nothing to offer than spreading HIV with their abnormal bodies and miserable foreheads . They smell like dead fishes 😷😷
No wonder they are still slaves
The most miserable blacks I have ever seen
Uglly M0nkey$ 🦍 🇿🇦 💩

LOL, you know what's funny? it's your men chasing the same "HIV-infected " women" not the other way around. I have never seen a South African man openly going for a Nigerian woman, but your men actively chase our women, the same HIV-infected women, even ignoring your families back home to spend on the same SA women.. strange isn't it?

As for the tired "slavery jibe," you only need to check who's going to who's country for greener pastures

zedman1:
It's the same question we all should be asking the poster bro.

No, but I'm asking YOU, I told you its not normal you insisted it was now you're shifting goalposts