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I dey tell you.
Na the lords work we dey do.

doctore212:
That's why I can never leave Angel by number one and trusted olosho friend.


Though she is an elite olosho in Ketu but her character is better more than most of Nairaland girls.

Even when I don have money she dey give me steadyvknacking for free or most times on credit

Frog man


Small girl of yesterday just came from nowhere and snatch two awards.

Work on your wack lyrics.

Better to die abroad than die in Nigeria,
You dey hell already, come die go another hell again.

Davido sore looser
🤣🤣🤣😂

immaculatesense:
The funniest thing is that they even lost to a better dressed South African Tyler.
It's a National Disgrace for our women to dress like this at the global stage. It's insulting to the Igbo culture where she comes from and also the Yoruba culture where she married to.
Both cultures are very high on morals and dressing is the peak of it.

Shame! Shame!! Shame!!!

Sweet fanta dialo
Ebezina Ebezina.

Kingray10:
Congratulations lookman.
Atlanta doesn't deserve a good player like you.

FTC, seun where's my Grammy

My brother
🤣😂

BucketHat:
Amateur song!!!

The song nor fit win headies not to talk of Grammy 🤔

Man utd
See wetin una don turn una fans to.

Hair wey naija girls fit kee for, na him baba get automatically.

Baba atleast if them dey call grammy winners for africa, i swear davido name nno go dey
🤣🤣🤣

StoryHaven:
Gumbody Grammy no be Grammy.

Go sleep.


Yen yen yen.

Shorkor, Shorkor, Shorkor, Shorkor
Na music?

Joro, joro, joro , jaara joro wey e tif from the same Fela he disrespected na music?

Na so Original Jorojaarajoro poor reach?

See this guy oh, who be your boy??

Sonofgod1990:
No wahala my boy. Welcome

Tyla wey dey sing like whitey, davido never stood a chance.

TechBaron:


Three years ago, on this same platform, I said Tyla makes better music than our artists and people were here insulting me.

You go completely mu.mu for her
Anything she tell you to do you go do am, you mind go dey tell you say this thing no good, but you cant help it.

6ixT8:
Watin be the symptoms?

The song be like say davido and omah layy dey beg for alms.

BucketHat:
Affirmative sir.

The song nah child's play 💯. Wen i first hear the song ehn,the linen in my stomach just deh grumble.

The Song nah under 0.5 for me oo

Oya na
Everywhere good
Mr Made Man

Sonofgod1990:
I'm already a made man. No need to beg him for anything

Expensive STDs

Where davido grammy?
Kankerworm get grammy oh

Sonnobax15:

Davido na free spirited dude normally.

Na when he come Carter Efe studio,na from that day I begin like the guy.

Unlike that slim fitted cankerworm wey dey pride go soon finish e career

Hope say him dey remember you

Sonofgod1990:
But oma lay is more than davido

Remembered when oma lay was coming to my house for a launch

Carry for waist.

All this wack musicians eh

Sweet dialo
Ebezina ebezina.

See lyrics wey won win Grammy.
Wizkid essence no win Grammy na this piece of shat won win am, davido fans are delusional🤣🤣🤣

Na wa oh.

helinues:
Imagine a guy masquerading as a lady. It's the politics bitterness that brought him on romance section

Ok bro.
Thanks..

Longjontech:
With that budget if you see iPhone XR that is good shape you thank God....my advice just increase your budget to 300k come collect iPhone 11 no stress ....chat us on Whatsapp 👇 👇 👇

Why the guy dey disturb you like this

helinues:
Have you made up your mind just to be doing this years of trolling till you enter the grave?

Even with the blocking features. Guy

Don't be unfortunate on Monday morning

Baba naija girls no dey look uche face oh, them don dey expensive, na money dey talk now.. money for hand back for ground less yarning.

Host78:
Lolz.

Na you be the old cargo sha.

Because why you dey throway money like say you pick am from ground?

Secondly, work on your tolerance level. Ladies doing yanga is how they project themselves as not cheap.

You have to learn to play the game as well. Yes it's annoying but it is what it is.

No lady will just open her legs waaa for you just like that. Learn to build up with conversation.

Continue calling and getting to know her after which it becomes impossible for them to say no to seeing you.

This usually happens after the 3rd or 4th call especially if you keep the conversation interesting.

Length of calls also matter to ladies. They love that feeling of "we talked so long and so much" and begin to mistake it for love.

I usually use this a lot. I keep them on the phone for 10min or even 30min. Yesterday I was on call with one for 18min.

Talking about what? Just goofing around and nonsense to me.

But to her, it meant a lot. This is because most guys can't keep them for that long and secondly, it sets you apart and make her trip.

Honestly, you need to learn to put effort in getting what you want regardless of the irritation.

I lost a lot of my girls especially in 100l because I couldn't understand why I have to do all the effort just to get a girl.

But nowadays, highest money I spend is on my recharge cards. Something that 3k you spend or the shawarma money will easily cover.

Na you go open ground baba, why you dey fear.

bigpicture001:
Exactly what imposters in my timeline...

The first 3 months is for you g people

you no fit escape death if your time reach you go go, that young girl wey snake bite know say she go die this year ni.

Wetin I observe this year be say, young people go die wella..

Be like say death get patten.

Being alive is chopping life, enjoying the time you have with family and friends.

Like that young woman wey snake bite, the girl been dey church for crossover dey pray and cry with all her heart, she enter new year die.
life is very very short...

I get 200k
Which Iphone I fit carry as e be?

How did you know he was a herdman?

Maybe he off himself.

Guy you no sabi analyse..
Tyla won because she dey sing like
Whitey, even burna wey win, black American men been dey him back.

You think say na anyhow them dey give Grammy??

Freshandfitpod:
Is Tyla the only artiste? She keep winning it back to back without any hit song

Sweet Fanta Diallo, I no fit forget you
Ebezina, ebezina, nsọgbu sọọgbu, oh u

See lyrics wey won whine Grammy☝️

No mind them... them fit belive say white man God dey exist but them no fit bbelive say juju dey?! Juju never hold them ni

ruggedtimi:
100% real… let me share a chilling story from last year.

A wealthy friend’s younger brother, heir to their late father’s empire, planned a week in a luxury Lekki apartment with his girlfriend. She delayed her trip from Port Harcourt, so he arranged a costly backup plan with a one of his lagos based girl and he had to pay ₦1.6m. Unexpectedly, his girlfriend arrived later in the week, sparking a violent quarrel..the girlfriend left and plotted with some boys to blackmail him for ₦30m. When that failed, she accused him of internet fraud and reported him to the EFC.

For nearly a month, EFC audited his accounts, investigated his father’s business, and searched their family home. Nothing incriminating surfaced. He swore never to return to her but weeks later, he flew her to Doha, Qatar. Once he entrusted his sister with keys to five family cars that she should never released the key to him, it happened his girlfriend wanted him to send their GLE to Abuja for her but somehow he realized himself the morning he was suppose to send the GLE with an arranged driver.
He opened a logistics company in her name with ten bikes.

His mother had a dream of death to one of her kids...The guy had several accidents and one was with the girl on their way back from Ph airport...Worried mother visited a powerful priest at Imo. It was discovered that his girlfriend had used powerful juju on him draining his life. He wasn’t meant to see January 2026. When confronted, she confessed her mother had been taking her to native doctors.
The girls mother sent juju to the guy's mother. The woman couldnt walk for days, she went back to the priest in imo and the priest did a back to sender. It landed on the girl
The very next day, she called her boyfriend in tears, claiming that whatever his mother did was hurting her.
Out of anger, she threatened to wipe out his entire family including my friend. Alarmed, they took the matter to the authorities.
With solid evidence from WhatsApp chats and voice notes, their lawyer compelled both the girlfriend and her mother to sign a binding undertaking: if anything happened to any member of the family resulting in untimely death, the responsibility would fall squarely on them.

Yes it does..
I dated an edo girl in 2019, omo she won use jazz finish me, na my mama and cousins sisters save me.

Na everyweek that babe dey enter village.