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Most girls are dum, remember that old guy that did penis surgery and died, yeah.. thats the same issue here.

guobe:
Then why do most girls now like doing it

You thank God say them no carry popo mount you

See finish.
Funke don get 2BN don dey see the man less

No he doesn't.
He's probably thinking of ways to chase us out of his planet.

This century is worst than Sodom and Gomorrahs.

Natural is better.

Hunger never truly beat you.
If not you for don sell your kapa.

Why him no keep kala for house.
Everything for naija dey different, you can never hear this abroad.

Can't she dress decently

She even grab pass me.

Madam na you dey 2025 oh.
No dey carry us go back abeg.

Houseofglam7:
No kidding!
Dying of snake bites in 2025! I’m sure even the hospitals wouldn’t have anti venoms so her fate was sealed the moment the snake bit her.

This 2026 no get joy na youth e won dey carry now.

I DON LOSE GUARD SO MANY GIRLS OH.

MORE TO COME...

Arsenal too dey do gra gra


Leeds 2
Arsenal 1

It's a trap


Make nobody rush you

This guy is the only guy that said the truth here..

Men are 10x more goodlooking than women.

Goo0dHardDick:
Damn!

She looks uglier as a man.

If not for the make up and the oil she applied, she would have been much uglier as a woman.

But you understood it.

whytediamond:
Rinse not raise

Blessings 🙏

I had to raise my eyes in bleach for what I just read.

Sometimes to japa go another country man gats think twice.

Omo psg for life
Another champion league cup loading

Back to the drawing board

Bros them dey try oh

GorillaApp:
5 and you wan break, people from this side dey run 8-10 well

Do not listen to this man.
Womanizing is the worst.

Wealthyonos:
Replace it with womanizing. Better still, fall in love with a lady that you'll be accountable to

I swear i knew it was china.
Mr yuan dey collect from 17 babes. Dude's a pro... Kept it hidden until he was hospitalized.. not bad.


Back in 2023 wey I dey my prime I gather 5 babes, nobody tell me I break up with all, I won craze.

Limp dic
Those Viagra don finish you patapata

Host78:
So yesterday, I called this girl make she come see me.

Me and her don dey chat for sometime tho. And she don been promise to come see me before.

But one thing always lead to another and we end up not seeing.

So as she come yesterday, body been sweet me.

But honestly I no too gbadu dey babe like that.

The skin no too smooth or soft the way I dey like my babe body to be.

But man must wacky as food don dey table.

Omo, Naso I kïșs the babe o.

Small kîșs this girl don hold my lips dey tear am dey go.

Ha, you no tell me say dey thing full your body too na.

Anyways, I continue the kișsïng and then grab her backside na make body dey sweet her too.

Then the bwest.

All this while, my priick no gree rise o

Chisos. I wan kolo that yesterday.

I mean it happens once in a while but I was not expecting it at all yesterday.

I been do one other girl the day before yesterday but I no been cûm because after sometime the girl say she dey tired.

Na why I mostly invite this other girl that yesterday.

But as much as we try, my thing no jst gree stand up.

Omo.

She go caress am, do handjōb, e go stand small but after one or two strokes e go collapse again

I wan mad.

I say OK, make we relax small. I sharperly go use that time baff.

I also check my stash and found two pills of viagra (I always keep some for emergencies).

I broke one into two and took it.

Normally if I take that pill, my stuff go stand till eternity.

But that yesterday, e no still gree stand even after romancing for more than 20 minutes.

The girl go climb to ride, e go stand but as soon as she put am inside, wall of Jericho go collapse back.

Omo. Shame just wear me agbada like tinubu.

I come dey explain. But anything wey I talk just dey feel like mumu excuse.

She come dey tell me say she Wan go o.

I no even argue.

I just allow her dress and paid for her bike and she left.

She later flashed me that evening but I never return her call sha.

I no go ever overestimate myself again. Before any match now I go do adequate preparation and see if all my machines dey online before I proceed.

Every had an experience like this before?

So them dey chop your crush😂😂😂

ORLAHOLUWA:
This is becoming too much
1 girl wey I trip 4 for my street Naso yesterday broadday light dem for fnck am inside Lexus 350 with tinted glass without them knowing u can still see there shadows from outside

killuminati:
Alcohol and Konji goes in handy

Avoid em both

i disagree brother.

Some used to tell stories of how they saw skeletons and corpses.

Once you fall sick, they throw you overboard to become fish food literally.

Wait... Is this for real?
Cause I see no use.

Their money na for wigs,shoes,bags,clothes,babalawo and pastors.

Women no get heart.

Na God save you.
If their profile looks to good to be thru, avoiddddddddd.

labake1:
I am a lady who is seeking for love because I am ready to settle down. I was bored that day and was searching for dating sites, I downloaded some from play store but I need to pay for premium.

I don't know how I stumbled on this website called NAIJAPLANET. It is free and no payment needed so I registered and uploaded my picture not quite long I started receiving a lot of messages from men that likes my profile. I chatted with a lot of men both the ill-mannered, sex starved and not serious ones. But a guy stood out, he claimed to be in US and ready to get married so he was introduced to the website from his friend who found love on the website. Chatting with him was interesting so I decided to give him my number so we continue talking on Whatsapp. He suddenly sent me a message one evening that I should please send 1k to his mom that she is stranded and he is not chanced to make any transactions, I felt somehow like how will you claimed to be wealthy and your mom can't have 1k. Since it is a small amount, I decided to send it then he sent me a message that he was just testing me to see if I was different from other ladies that he is really flabbergasted that I will sent it that he is going to surprised me with gifts. It was nothing to me, then he asked me what I need as a lady trying to get my business together, I need sewing machine and money for other accessories. So he said he is going to get them for me at his end and send it to me in Nigeria so I was happy like it's a dream come true. He sent me pictures of the machine he claimed to bought, shoes and he said he hide money in the package. He was supposed to send it to Lagos but said he couldn't get anywhere close but Abuja which is through FedEx. I was concerned because I have never travelled that far before so I asked him if it can be sent to Lagos if it arrived at Abuja and he said yes.

To cut this short, I was so happy that evening telling my sister that my dream as a fashion designer is coming through. So after some hours, he sent me a message that he mistakenly dropped his wallet which has his work permit in the package. I was shocked and couldn't typed to express how I feel. He said he can't move around or work without his permit that I should let him know if I received the call for the package. I am a friend of Chatgtp so I always ask AI of things confusing, AI said he is suspicious that he should try tracking the package with the ID given to him so I messaged him to ask of the tracking ID but he was trying to avoid it which makes it more suspicious. I was also praying because it might be true, I assure him that I will let him know if I received the package. It was 1am at midnight, I was still awake and praying then he sent me a message asking if I have heard from them and I said no. After 10 minutes, I received a message from a number on Whatsapp that I have a package in Nnamdi Azikiwe airport that I should call a particular number for claiming.

Guys, I couldn't laugh because I do shop with Jumia and they don't send info about package like this, they either call, text or send an email. I went to Google and search for FedEx customer service number to compare with the one I have, it was different. I called the customer service number I saw on their website to confirm and the voice was informing me of their international customer service number as if they are aware that people do use their company to scam people. Then I decided to call the number of the said customer care from Whatsapp. He said that I have a package in the airport that I should come and pick it but if I can't, it can be delivered to me at my address which I have to pay the sum of 10k first. Even on Jumia, I like payment on delivery so I said I only have cash that I will pay on delivery he was furious and asking I should pay some of the money upfront first. I mentioned my US guy that they want 10k and I only have cash so he was pressuring me to do something about it because of his wallet that he already hide money inside the package.

I was tired of everything and it was late so I decided to let him know that I am aware of the scam that he is not smart enough and I advised him to top up on his game.

THIS IS NOT A MADE UP STORY
I WILL ATTACH SCREENSHOT OF EVERY CONVERSATION WITH HIM ON THE POST. I DECIDED TO SHARE THIS STORY TO LET THE NAIVE NOT TO FALL FOR THIS KIND OF SCAM.

This is my first experience, I am now wondering if my body is attracting scammers no be say I get money o

This geh geh guy go make una relationship spoil, follow this guy advice at your own risk.

Why

Orlandoo:
I knew that Igbo blood runs in Calvin. Please he should make peace with his dad before the old man dies.

See name of film abeg
Where love lives😂😂