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They would have dried him up
He would have made a great fire wood

She dey share am give everybody like Sharon stone

This AI thing is scary af
I don't even know what's real anymore

Africa is hell
This is the hell the Bible was talking about

chibike007:
The human nature at times seems so weird

Ain't nothing weird here.
Men die in wars
Cults
Security jobs
Robberies
So many things...

Women can't face one out of any, so what's the essence of women in the society?

Person like me when I reach the hospital and my wife gives birth to girl, na there the marriage end

What I understand in this life be say, wetin be your own na your own.

No hurry in life

I dey tell you
One new resident evil game dey come out next month, Omo I dey very happy, I fit dey inside room for like weeks because of the game.

Smartguyboy:
When I still have my PS5 I almost forgot my babe was around and it happened many times .

the way women don comot for my mind eh

Tell am oh
Him no even know say the oloshos dey take care of themselves pass

mosicola:
as if our girlfriends dey knack only one prick. Girlfriends wey dey distribute STDs like pure water

Betting is deadly too
Many don die

Wealthyonos:
Olosho may give you a deadly disease. Betting will only take your money and spare your life.

As long as I'm with my alcohol
My ps5
Food and snacks.


Sex can never bother me.

Truth be told almost all naija women are now single mothers, that's how I had sex with one a few weeks to her wedding and she didn't tell me I saw everything on her Whatsapp status, I was giggling like a school girl.

wallrichy:
You must be a foreigner in Nigeria. What's the difference between Edo And Yoruba people....some part of Edo are more Yorubas than Edo. Edo and Yorubas have more than 70% interconnected culturally and other things.

Edo supposed to be a Yoruba State if actual things are put into perspective.

Dele Momodu is an Edo man
Akinsola Olumakin is an Edo man
Gbenga Oluwagbenro is an Edo guy


All these people mentioned and more are full blood Edo people but speaks and bear Yoruba names.......

bros we dey learn everyday,

Edo don dey bear babatunde ni

Simp spotted.
You go learn soon.

fabolouz1:
This things need maturity. Paying a rent for a girl doesn't stop other males for visiting her. before you met her , she knew other guys and unless shes engaged to you , i don't see anything wrong here.

Hahahahahahahahah

kings59:
Me that staked 5.8 M to win 17.9M

Omor, I have quit betting

Was thinking Nigeria would win so I will hasten up with my Japaa stuff. Now I don lose 5.8M.



That would even help me henceforth.

Red eye
That one no hard na.
Na to smoke enough weed

Na now you dey talk
You come dey behave like mu mu since.

plsdisvirginme:
My guys told me to goto my my village in okija.
And present the matter before the oracle

It's a natural phenomenon
Long live trump💯👌

Same garbage
Different dumpster

Omo I no dey pity simps at at all
I know person wey use 2M wey CL pay am go lodge girl just 3 days ago buy every thing for the girl, and the girl get 3 kids for different men, money don finish the guy put hand for jaw yesterday like person wey him mama die🤣🤣🤣

Me wey dey single, so I no know wetin I dey do Abi, Omo my money dey reach me well well.

Women no be your own bro..

Thundafireseun:
This case is normal…. I travelled to Abuja on a business trip and asked my girlfriend to help hold my HOUSE KEY …

A friend of mine who was transferred from Lagos to Asaba asked me if he could stay in my house and I said he could collect my key from my girlfriend…

I realized later that my friend was lashing my girlfriend in my own house 😳…..

Case 2 …. I had one girl that wasn’t my serious girl my friend asked if he could toast my girl.. I said yes because we were not serious about our relationship….
I gently walked away into my room so he could make his moves… When I walked back into my living room less than 5 minutes later my friend was lashing this girl in my palor 😳😳😳

Wetin do 2x2 plank.. kill the snake, collect the loot, easy sidequest ever.

Lol
Which one is he mistakenly, dude your snake was erect ain't no mistake. Y'all even ENJOYED yourselves.. Omo your matter don enter igala land like this.

Back to the matter, serve you right, next time you won't sleep with every woman you meet, just pray the man no carry your matter go him village if not this 2026 Omo you go hear am

This genZ girls na infections...

No kind infection wey no dey there, even the ones science no know about

Crazy times my friend

GOFRONT:
This girl here will kill Denrele Edun in the Aza room.


Women struggling so hard to be Men and Men struggling to be Women nowadays.

sad but true..

Are you sure that ain't a man.
Any man who finds her attractive is GAY

I be young man wetin you expect..

Nemesis0147:
iPhone 12 was the later phone when you were in school?
Lol

Check am now na our naija brothers wey go uk go mad.

In all honesty I don't understand this news.

All this soap dey give pimples
Try hypo and shoe polish

I remember back then in school when some of my guys wanted to church everyone bought new clothes, except me...


Just to impress, some even said if you don't have iphone 12, that was the latest phone that time you shouldn't follow them.. in my mind I was saying na God we won go showoff to abi wetin.


Funny thing is you'll dress better than your helper, that's an opportunity missed, rich people don't shout often, you'll know by their behavior