Ivan18888888888:




I'm doing everyone a favor on here!


Can't you all see this guy has been a total pain in the ass, a chronic nuisance, a bully , a troll, and a faceless scammer on this platform?

But who bully the bullies? MEEEEEEE !!!!! Exactly

Now I ask that you all introspect and join forces with me as I eliminate this vermin rodent from this platform once and for all.


And to you fedilus aka “ Djreloaded ” aka “ Kingdemu ”, who I know is reading this,

I wish I could spit on you at this very moment.

You digust me to my bone ,

If you ever were to be on life support, and I was the only one who could save you, I'd disconnect you, just to charge my phone.


You are a mistake , you should have never been born

And I hope you die in a car accident ( specifically in your 14-year-old rusty CLS bucket )


off course , even if you die at this point , not one person would care of missing you . The worst part is that , since you live and die like a glorified ape. your afterlife is almost certainly going to be worst , so enjoy your days now , while you get to entertain us as a party clown that you are 🤡

Your stewpidity is truly irredeemable

Djreloaded:
you thought you'd escaped?

This retarded hillbilly ran to the mods to ban my main account and you thought you'd escape it?

You've been gallivanting the thread giving useless advices and suggestions that'll end up ruining people's cars just like that 2008 rusted jalopy you drive....

Ya'll better not listen to anything this half brained dimwitted, faggotted moronic sclerosis infested hermaphrodite has to say...

His mother sacrificed his destiny for a plate of yam, and the ancestral curses placed upon him is manifesting


Ya'll better not take advice from a retarded coccydynia who was born on the highway, where most accidents happen.

Ivan18888888888:


You must be confusing me with that bl00dy-buff00n you call your father

E pain d fóól

Sha, I'll let you be for now mek we no derail thread. Bye

Ivan18888888888:


Switch go your other account (djreloaded OfficialDJ) make I roast you like those Calabar bingo wey you be."







The irony ,

How daring of you think that someone scamming 50k for a living is my ultimate nightmare!


I see no point in arguing with you any further sef


You do a fine job of proving your complete ignorance on your own.

You’re living proof it’s possible to live without a brain

Your brain must be on permanent vacation .

We are all witnesses to how the guy roasts your smelly behind anytime he comes at you. Truth is, I'll not be amongst those who will beg on your behalf this time around. Keep tossing same path to your perdition, d1mwit.

sample0s:


Thanks will reach out.

Thread with caution before you're fleeced of your hard earned money.

londonerr:

Let me save this

Ivan18888888888:


You better Be cautious of who you take advice from on here.

That idiattt Kingdemu is a known h@t£r and also know for sc@ m!ng people on this platform.

He frequently pretends to be someone else using multiple profiles, like djreloaded OfficialDJ and others


but I've caught him in the act time and time again and will keep exposing him on here .

You be mûmû

I will not pity you when OfficalDJ comes for you. You know he's your worst nightmare

KHARS1:
Hey everyone, my relative's 2006 ml350 is having this issue when the battery runs down overnight. He has went to different diagnosis but none has been able to detect the fault. It's so bad that if the car is jumped after some few hours the battery can run down if the car is parked. Please any tip or solution to it

It's either he has a parasitic drain, which any good electrician with a multimeter would be able to fix, or he has a bad battery like that mad man Ivan18888888888 mentioned. Did your cousin recently installed an aftermarket security, radio, android screen, or anything of that sort?

nedekid:

Give the end of the story, how did it end up?

Nothing happened bro. I've since deposited into the account and used next day, and they didn't make a move to recover their money. I've also been transacting with the primary naira account with no issues. Infact, I was afraid that very month cos my salary account is with them thinking they'll do me shege but up till date everything has been moving smoothly. I've even forgotten about it not for this mention.

Ivan18888888888:


Probably do a research

You have serious issues, young man. You mean someone coming to a Mercedes Benz forum to make enquiry is not part of research? Must you comment even if you have nothing reasonable to say?

udy4real:

W
ow that's really on the high side for a battery ,

Whatever you do, be weary of taking advice from that deluded soul called Ivans cos most of the things he posts here are lifted directly from ChatGPT.

As seen on Facebook - a total departure from the norm.

Yes, I linked my GTB on their portal.

2shure:
Ode. Ask anyone who has rebuilt aluminium engine.e dey enf in tears. When no be cast iron engine

Are you related to Angrygoat?

fineboynl:

There is this car in your mind that you plan to switch to. And if by chance you find the resources right now you will switch to that car without delay or looking back. Which car is that and what are your major reasons for the car?

W212 E350 facelift.

Jokerman:
Please my Dad is deceased.

Can I fill the mandate form using my details to retrieve his dividends?

Contact his funds administrator. They'll guide you on what to do. You may need the court to affirm you as successor.

Masons and Labourers in Kano State have reviewed their charges upwards. These prices for North oo... Naija is gone .

I'll try to translate.

FULL DAY CHARGES
Mason - N12,000
Laborer - N6,000

PER BLOCK
Mason - N150

DOORS AND WINDOWS (Installation and dressing)
Normal doors - N15,000
American/China/Turkish doors (4m) - N25,000
Window -N15,000

PLASTERING
Per meter - N1,200

hamtabfawaz:


Cement story is just a horrible one from 6 to 7-8 to 10 and now 13.

Well done Engnr

This thing is no longer normal. The inflation is now artificial. And so long as we will keep pretending it is normal and keep buying, showing them we can still afford it regardless of how high they peg the price, these rogue dealers will keep on with the artificial price hike.

C350

Ivan18888888888:

Continuation…………………………

So We kept engaged in a back-and-forth argument, and this dude went on a rampage, continuously insulting me. But the insult that stood out was when he belittled my parents, and told me that even if they subtracted the years he spent as a mechanic from my age, I would still be a baby sucking my mother's breast. That really got to me, and that's when everything escalated. My anger skyrocketed “ my anger went from like 100 to 10million right away”, and I confronted him, demanding that he repeat what he had just said. So this dude, with his loud and obnoxious voice, tried to backtrack and said, " Oga see I go do your job, and you go enjoy am." I told him that's not what he said initially and asked him to repeat his previous statement. Seeing my boiling anger, the useless man started to withdraw, but I was so furious at that point that I wanted to physically fight him. I was ready to beat him up. The only reason I held back was because they didn't take my shocks out to spray and bring them back, claiming they were new. If they had done that, I would have shown them what real madness looks like.

Meanwhile, while all this was happening, other mechanics and people nearby gathered around, including those who came to get their cars fixed. There were like 20-30 people witnessing the altercation, pleading with me to calm down. I was adamant that he should continue running his mouth, refusing to back down. Seeing that things were escalating, Tayo began making phone calls, pretending to speak to the seller and blaming them for logistical issues. I told him there was no need to make that malicious call and simply asked him to fix the shocks he had taken out and put them back in my car. He responded with his jbl voice, saying, "Of course, I go fix am Oga. I never chop your money. Look, Look ! it's still dey my account” But you'll have to pay for my workmanship. I reluctantly agreed, saying okay. So I stood there, waiting for the shocks to be re-coupled.

At that moment, a mature man who had come to get his car fixed, a 2017 or 2018 Lexus LX570, approached me. He was three times my age and said, "Please, you don't have to do this. Almost all mechanics in Lagos are bad, and even if you go somewhere else, you'll likely have the same experience." I pondered his words for a min …………….

Will continue Later tonight

Now, you want us to judge who is more stewpid between you and the mechanic or what's the moral of this story that keeps exposing your fóôlishness and street unworthy-ness?

Kingsdave:
I need help to make a good choice

Bosch

paramakina202:


It is not fake news o. Go to her Facebook page and see people's anger and reactions.

Omo I went there and saw how she dey reply people dey insult them up and down. A real devil.

Angrigowt:
U have a rear seal leakage.

Get a Civic.

kingreign:
Someone is happy that his brakes have been bypassed and unfortunately, he may not know the risk this poses.

And that's one area one should never ever attempt to compromise.

Ivan18888888888:


Quote me again fidelis !

Make I tie nuclear bomb for that your small penis

I'm just glad you ditched continuing that story, thereby saving yourself the embarrassment of publicly portraying yourself as a big fóôl wey illetrate kazeem they use him brain do ping-pong. Mumu man

Ivan18888888888:
Posted this a while ago on car section ————————————————————————-


I really had the craziest experience with this mechanic named Tayo the other day. So here what happened ; I call this dude up to help fix my back shock absorber because he had already worked on my front shocks a few weeks ago.,
meanwhile, prior to when I fixed my front shock he already told me the back shocks would cost 60 thousand naira , so on calling him that faithful day , we talk for a little while and I agreed on sending him the 60k right away, so he can go on to do my job really fast .
so after like 30 mins later after sending him the money, this dude called me saying the shocks were no longer 60k rather it was 95k, he was like “ oga dollar done go up” well the dollar has made the price skyrocket. he said even the front shocks we bought for 100k is now over 160k
I was like, "What the hell?" But eventually, I agreed to send him 35k. So after I send him all the money ,I also told him I'd be at his workshop in 30 minutes to an hour time, so he could start working on taking out my shocks.

So fast forward to after I got to Tayo's workshop. I arrived around exactly 9:30 am in the morning and had to wait for about an hour before they started working on removing the shocks. while they were loosening the shocks, Tayo tells me that he never order the shock in the first place! He wanted to check my bushing to see if it was alright before ordering everything together. I was like, "Okay, fine." So, after about 2 hours, they finally took out the shock and bushing. guess what ? just like I Expected, Tayo tells me that my bushing is bad and it'll cost me an extra 25k to replace it. I agreed to send him the money to order both the shock and the bushing .


So, about an hour later, I asked Tayo if he had managed to order the parts. He said yes !! but they were looking for a bike to transport them. Apparently, the bike they had in mind was busy delivering some other goods at Mile 2 . After a while, I went back to Tayo for an update, but he was just beating around the bush. Finally, he said they found a bike, but it was charging a certain amount. He offered to cover that cost, as he usually helps his customers out. You know what funny? Even if he had asked me to pay, I would've been fine with it. I have no problem with that. So, after another two hours again, I met up with him again, and guess what he said this time ? The bike never call me Oga! I was like, "Dude, you just told me you found a bike. How come it never called you?" I was so confused and felt really bad. At that point, I decided to let him do whatever he chooses to do.

Now here is where things got really bad and took a turn for the worse. After waiting for another extra 2-3 hours again, I noticed the mechanic holding two of my shocks. He was removing some parts and instructed one of his boys to put a battery into his car, giving the impression that he was about to take the shocks elsewhere. This whole time, I was sitting in his workshop, feeling aggravated and at the same time concerned about where he could possibly be going with my loosened shocks. As I sat in his workshop , for more and more minutes , various thoughts raced through my big head. I found myself wondering where he could possibly be going with the loosened shocks. I hoped that he wouldn't take them somewhere-else to spray them. While at the same time, a part of me urged me to wait and see what would happen, and another part of me believed that it would be better to approach him proactively. After all, prevention is always better than having to deal with a problem later. Determined, I made up my mind, telling myself, "Alright, I'm going to meet with him and confront this idiot to clear things up."



I approached him and asked, "Hey, Na where you dey go? Where are you taking my shock to ?" He admitted that he intended to take both shocks along “not just one oooooo, but two of them” in order to use them as prototypes and find a nearby place where he could purchase them. . This confused me even further, because he had previously stated that good spare parts for Mercedes couldn't be found in this area. I questioned him, saying, "But wait, nor be you talk say person dey come from the trade fair? So Why then are you changing plans even without informing me? It's important to be transparent , Remember ?

I kept expressing my frustration, saying, "So you changed your plans without informing me ? , even though I'm right here with you?" He responded with this aggressive words, going on about how it wasn't my concern and that he would do the job whether I was present or not, regardless of whether he communicated with me. I couldn't even believe what I was hearing. I reminded him, "This is my car we're talking about right ?, and to matter worst I'm sitting right next to you, not like I am absent or something." His reply shocked me even further as he stated, "It's none of your business Oga." At that moment, it occurred to me that he might be under the influence of drugs or Maybe dis guy hide enta one beer-pallor go drink ogorogo.

To be continued……….. tired of typing abeg

Type no further, sir. It's clear that you're more stewpid than the mechanic.

Ivan18888888888:


You obviously won't get tired of creating new alternate monikers to masturbate with..

Only 5 posts since creation.. all other post wanking off to its owner's sub- accounts

At this point , You should be shot dead and your corpse labeled “cheap 50k local nairaland scammer” 😝 ,

and should be put on display on here too .

You're drunk again, huh? That's why I keep saying you're a novice on CarTalk. People go dey laugh you cos I'm well known here..This monicker sef old pass your own, and over 2 thousand posts is what suddenly turned 5 posts in your brain. Easy on the alcohol, mate.

Are you buying the pre-facelift or the facelift 212? I think the pre-facelift looks more mascular and the facelift looks sportier. May be you can post it on the Merc Benz thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/520025/mercedes-benz-thread/537#520025.17191

Or on the Comparison thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/4696641/official-car-comparison-recommendation-thread/255#4696641.8165

OfficialDJ:
This foolish retarded gay with a burnt vagina?


You'd better sell that disjointed jalopy before you get roasted to ashes..

No RIP to waste for a foolish discombobulated jejune


I was in the waters for a month plus, and I'm back on....


Your daddy's back...

Ivan18888888888:
Hey everyone!
Pls I recently installed a tracking device in my car, but I've been noticing a burnt smell anytime I’m driving, especially in the morning and when I have my window down.


Has anyone else experienced something similar or have any idea what could be causing it?

Something is definitely burning. Get an electrician to figure it out ASAP.

milanseedorf:


You need to subscribe for this. Am looking for something free. Any ideas anybody

Subscribe and support the developers. Awuf dey run belle

I'm currently using one on a W203. So far so good 6mnts down the line.