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Ivan18888888888:
Quote me again fidelis !

Make I tie nuclear bomb for that your small penis

Ivan18888888888:
Posted this a while ago on car section ————————————————————————-


I really had the craziest experience with this mechanic named Tayo the other day. So here what happened ; I call this dude up to help fix my back shock absorber because he had already worked on my front shocks a few weeks ago.,
meanwhile, prior to when I fixed my front shock he already told me the back shocks would cost 60 thousand naira , so on calling him that faithful day , we talk for a little while and I agreed on sending him the 60k right away, so he can go on to do my job really fast .
so after like 30 mins later after sending him the money, this dude called me saying the shocks were no longer 60k rather it was 95k, he was like “ oga dollar done go up” well the dollar has made the price skyrocket. he said even the front shocks we bought for 100k is now over 160k
I was like, "What the hell?" But eventually, I agreed to send him 35k. So after I send him all the money ,I also told him I'd be at his workshop in 30 minutes to an hour time, so he could start working on taking out my shocks.

So fast forward to after I got to Tayo's workshop. I arrived around exactly 9:30 am in the morning and had to wait for about an hour before they started working on removing the shocks. while they were loosening the shocks, Tayo tells me that he never order the shock in the first place! He wanted to check my bushing to see if it was alright before ordering everything together. I was like, "Okay, fine." So, after about 2 hours, they finally took out the shock and bushing. guess what ? just like I Expected, Tayo tells me that my bushing is bad and it'll cost me an extra 25k to replace it. I agreed to send him the money to order both the shock and the bushing .


So, about an hour later, I asked Tayo if he had managed to order the parts. He said yes !! but they were looking for a bike to transport them. Apparently, the bike they had in mind was busy delivering some other goods at Mile 2 . After a while, I went back to Tayo for an update, but he was just beating around the bush. Finally, he said they found a bike, but it was charging a certain amount. He offered to cover that cost, as he usually helps his customers out. You know what funny? Even if he had asked me to pay, I would've been fine with it. I have no problem with that. So, after another two hours again, I met up with him again, and guess what he said this time ? The bike never call me Oga! I was like, "Dude, you just told me you found a bike. How come it never called you?" I was so confused and felt really bad. At that point, I decided to let him do whatever he chooses to do.

Now here is where things got really bad and took a turn for the worse. After waiting for another extra 2-3 hours again, I noticed the mechanic holding two of my shocks. He was removing some parts and instructed one of his boys to put a battery into his car, giving the impression that he was about to take the shocks elsewhere. This whole time, I was sitting in his workshop, feeling aggravated and at the same time concerned about where he could possibly be going with my loosened shocks. As I sat in his workshop , for more and more minutes , various thoughts raced through my big head. I found myself wondering where he could possibly be going with the loosened shocks. I hoped that he wouldn't take them somewhere-else to spray them. While at the same time, a part of me urged me to wait and see what would happen, and another part of me believed that it would be better to approach him proactively. After all, prevention is always better than having to deal with a problem later. Determined, I made up my mind, telling myself, "Alright, I'm going to meet with him and confront this idiot to clear things up."



I approached him and asked, "Hey, Na where you dey go? Where are you taking my shock to ?" He admitted that he intended to take both shocks along “not just one oooooo, but two of them” in order to use them as prototypes and find a nearby place where he could purchase them. . This confused me even further, because he had previously stated that good spare parts for Mercedes couldn't be found in this area. I questioned him, saying, "But wait, nor be you talk say person dey come from the trade fair? So Why then are you changing plans even without informing me? It's important to be transparent , Remember ?

I kept expressing my frustration, saying, "So you changed your plans without informing me ? , even though I'm right here with you?" He responded with this aggressive words, going on about how it wasn't my concern and that he would do the job whether I was present or not, regardless of whether he communicated with me. I couldn't even believe what I was hearing. I reminded him, "This is my car we're talking about right ?, and to matter worst I'm sitting right next to you, not like I am absent or something." His reply shocked me even further as he stated, "It's none of your business Oga." At that moment, it occurred to me that he might be under the influence of drugs or Maybe dis guy hide enta one beer-pallor go drink ogorogo.

To be continued……….. tired of typing abeg

Ivan18888888888:
You obviously won't get tired of creating new alternate monikers to masturbate with..

Only 5 posts since creation.. all other post wanking off to its owner's sub- accounts

At this point , You should be shot dead and your corpse labeled “cheap 50k local nairaland scammer” 😝 ,

and should be put on display on here too .

OfficialDJ:
This foolish retarded gay with a burnt vagina?


You'd better sell that disjointed jalopy before you get roasted to ashes..

No RIP to waste for a foolish discombobulated jejune


I was in the waters for a month plus, and I'm back on....


Your daddy's back...

Ivan18888888888:
Hey everyone!
Pls I recently installed a tracking device in my car, but I've been noticing a burnt smell anytime I’m driving, especially in the morning and when I have my window down.


Has anyone else experienced something similar or have any idea what could be causing it?

milanseedorf:
You need to subscribe for this. Am looking for something free. Any ideas anybody

Port443:
Scammer spotted

We are only making down-payment for a roasted corn 🌽

Requestmechanic:
If you're in Lagos contact roadside assistant by going to www.requestmechanic.com click the red circle "click on Request Now" button to get immediate assistance . Also enter your email to join the waitlist bar and click on join the the Wait list.

Prioritize the crankshaft position sensor (P0016): This appears to be the more likely culprit for your specific symptoms, including the inability to accelerate beyond 70-80 mph. Replace the faulty sensor and clear the code. Test drive the car to see if the issue resolves.
Next, investigate the throttle control unit (P1585): If the engine performance issue persists after replacing the crankshaft position sensor, consider cleaning the throttle body (a possible cause for the P1585 code). If the issue remains, further diagnosis and possible replacement of the throttle control unit might be necessary.

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TheAdvocate:
Thank God you didn't mentioned Mercedes Benz. He needs at least N 3 million & above to get a good Nigerian used benz.

Carsonchris:
hello kingdemu.. please follow me back.. I will like to send you some messages. Please

Port443:
How we wey dey abuja go fit get this?

nurey:
a 2021 honda accord bought new in nigeria is a good deal. carry your technician along and scan, let him certify the condition, all those tokunbo too are used vehicles and mostly accidented and packaged.

Depriest2020:
Am happy for Nasir Gawuna. But it's like he had issues with Kwankwaso, hadn't seen Kwankwaso for a while now, and he doesn't go to support Gawuna in the court.

GOFRONT:
Chaiii........Just lasweek, we list Sir Shangallo.

Yesterday, we Lost an Ikorodu Globus banker to Depression due to economy.

And now Sir Errikson is on count down.......


Dear Lord, take our most famous Chicago boy here, put him in the illness capacity of Sven and then put his life on countdown; so that we can all happily help him to Countdown his life.......

Bringback Sven, Sven still mean alot to me.


Modified: For some of those Mofos that are quoting me to Cap Opata upandan this thread, I only said "Chicago boy".Some of una mofo begin refer to somebody Uncle, father,brother breadwinner.......One other ugly mofo even begin call president name unto say I mention Chicago boy.... .......you funny sha

Requestmechanic:
If you're in Lagos contact roadside assistant by going to www.requestmechanic.com click the red circle "click on Request Now" button to get immediate assistance . Also enter your email to join the waitlist bar by clicking on join the the Wait list.

To help you choose the right 2013/2014 Hyundai that won't cause future problems, here's some information:

Engines to avoid:

2.0L Theta II G4FS: Some versions of this engine experienced premature engine bearing failure, leading to engine knock and potential failure. Avoid models affected by this issue, which mainly include Sonata and Tucson models from 2011-2014.
1.8L Nu G4NU: While generally reliable, some early versions had issues with excessive oil consumption and timing chain stretch. Opt for later model years (2014+) or do thorough checks for these issues.
Trims to be cautious with:

High-performance trims: If you prioritize reliability and affordability, avoid high-performance trims like the Sonata Sport or Elantra GT. They might have more demanding maintenance requirements and potentially higher risk of issues.
Overall, reliable trims and engines:

4-cylinder engines: The 2.4L G4KC Theta II and 1.6L Gamma G4FJ engines are generally reliable and well-regarded options.
Base and mid-level trims: Opting for base or mid-level trims often strikes a good balance between features and reliability, avoiding potential complexity of higher trims.
Maintenance and parts availability:

Easy to maintain: Hyundais are known for being relatively easy to maintain with readily available parts at affordable prices.
Regular maintenance: Remember, any car needs regular maintenance and proper care to avoid issues.
Finding a good deal:

Car history reports: Always check the car's history report for any accidents, maintenance records, and potential recalls.
Independent inspections: Consider getting a pre-purchase inspection by a trusted mechanic before committing to a purchase.

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FineUsername:
What’s the best battery brand to get for my Accord 2013? Thanks.

IyaTola:
What would they do?

Rawgold300:
I reported a case of another fraudster on Nairaland a few weeks ago. I am now happy to let you all know that the thief that I have shielded his name for long is BRICKDEVO… He was the guy i paid 100k to do a drawing for me but ended up giving excuses. I have done everything humanly possible for him to return my money but all my efforts yielded no result. I know for sure this would not push him to do what is necessary, but am doing this for unsuspecting clients who is planning on using there services not to fall victim to these criminals .

BRICKDEVO , I promise you one thing though, I will get my money from you and teach you a lesson you never forget in a hurry that i can assure you of. Watch your back man.

There is another lunatic that I contracted to construct my house but spent part of the money entrusted into his care and claiming that is in need of time to do my job. He asked for more time till January ends, which I am prepared to give, but if things are not sorted by then, I will come on here to report him also .


PLS PEOPLE, DO NOT TRUST ANY OF THESE GUYS PORTRAYING THEMSELVES AS ENGINEERS OR CONTRACTORS, THE MAJORITY OF THEM ARE CRIMINALS… KUDOS SHOULD BE GIVEN TO THOSE WHO DESERVES IT LIKE SPYDER880,DENNIS3D AND RAYMONDFIRSTBORN, THEIR NAMES HAVE NOT BEEN TAINTED YET ..THE GOOD ONES AMONG YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT WE APPRECIATE ALL THEIR EFFORTS ON THIS SITE . THOSE CRIMINALS ONE AMONG YOU WILL BE ROOTED OUT ..

cbrass:
But wait o..can hardly spot the difference in those e-series

Entanglement:
as we are approaching 2024 make sure you are clean of fraudulent activities as you just subconsciously did!

If you no come start to dey progress! No come blame village people cause na you use your hand invite them to scatter your destiny