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funlord:
So na Koffi and Kwame in love tins wan dey pop 4 accra now? Well I don enter ghana finish be dat 4 my lifetime oh! Enuff zones still dey!

This article was written for entertainment purposes only. It intent is to mimic articles found in the Ghanaian headlines. But you should know that , it is entirely a satire.

This article was written for entertainment purposes only. It intent is to mimic articles found in the Ghanaian headlines. But you should know that , it is entirely a satire.

baralatie:
Any Ghanaian to disprove this before it goes viral

This article was written for entertainment purposes only. It intent is to mimic articles found in the Ghanaian headlines. But you should know that , it is entirely a satire.

tayoxx:
its official I no dey go ghana again

isan:
Hungry ghanaians

This article was written for entertainment purposes only. It intent is to mimic articles found in the Ghanaian headlines. But you should know that , it is entirely a satire.

Brace yourselves !
Ghana is set to join the community of Nations who have legalized gay marriage soon.
Information from top sources has indicated that Ghana will legalize gay marriage in an exchange for economic aid from the West particularly the United States of America.

The Source revealed that the Ghanaian government agreed with the US in secret talks for the legalization of gay marriage in Ghana in exchange for Millions of dollars from the US to save the Ghanaian economy.

Information has further indicated that the recent appreciation in value of the Ghanaian Cedi is due to money received from the United States which is used to pump millions of dollars into the Ghanaian economy every day.

It is not known how the Mahama Administration will be able to pass the law legalizing gay marriage in Ghana since majority of Ghanaians are against homosexuality.

Member of Parliament for Atebubu-Amantin Sanja Nanja recently denied reports that Ghanaian MPs will legalize gay marriage if offered $1 million each.He said he has no doubt that Ghanaians will lynch Members of Parliament should they pass a law on same-sex marriage in Ghana.

“ May God forbid, even when this issue goes to Cabinet and it’s approved and the Bill later forwarded to Parliament, they will come and meet an empty chamber, which committee will be willing to work on this Bill, is it the Gender and Children or Constitutional and Legal Affairs? I’m not sure any of them will be interested”. The MP reiterated.


When the Minister of Gender, Women and children Nana Oye Lithur was asked of her opinion on this matter, She said " I do not think anyone should be discriminated against because of his or her sexual orientation. We are looking at this matter carefully and we shall take measures to protect individuals who are gay if necessary. Legalizing gay marriage shouldn't be a problem in Ghana."

President John Dramani Mahama is yet to comment on this issue.

This article was written for entertainment purposes only. It intent is to mimic articles found in the Ghanaian headlines. But you should know that , it is entirely a satire.

SOURCE :http://chaleyman..com/2015/07/ghana-to-legalize-gay-marriage-soon.html

Rikidony:
dude try harder u CNT make FP with this

I dont desire frontpage. Just thought I should share for peeps like you to see.

I Saw the article below on a Ghanaian website http://chaleyman..com/2015/05/how-ghanaians-see-nigerians.html


I recently saw an article at www.chuksineh.com describing 10 things that Nigerians know about Ghanaians. So I have decided to write an article on how Ghanaians see Nigerians.The article was generally negative. Reading that article made me think that there is still a long way to go if Africa wants to unite. We are all Africans and I don't think we should be habouring these kind of thoughts towards each other. Go to www.nairaland.com and any article about Ghana is being met with scorn and hatred by Nigerians.

But Still Ghana and Nigeria have a special kind of friendship that has spanned decades.Many Nigerians have found in Ghana a second home. In fact, it is difficult to distinguish between a Nigerian and Ghanaian in the diaspora. When you come to Africa, its either Ghana, Nigeria or South Africa. But the relationship between Ghana and Nigeria has not always been rosy. Remember the Aliens Compliance Act? Ghana must Go? The Aliens Compliance Act Was an act passed by the then Busia Government to deport all foreigners out of Ghana. Most of the foreigners being Nigerians.More interestingly General Muhammadu Buhari in 1970, deported all Ghanaians in Nigeria back to Ghana.This scene in Ghanaian-Nigerian history, is still fresh in the minds of some Ghanaians. That together with football and entertainment rivalry has made both Ghanaians and Nigerians develop a special kind of lens through which they see each other. Below are some 3 points on how Some Ghanaians see their Nigerian brothers.

1. Nigerians are Rich
May Ghanaians see Nigerians to be very rich people. Talk about money in Africa, and a Ghanaian will quickly mention Nigerians. This wealth of Nigerians, Ghanaians attribute to Nigeria's Oil wealth. But Many other Ghanaians believe that most Nigerian rich people got rich through spiritual means. You know What I mean. Money Rituals. This is confirmed by the numerous number of movies showing Nigerians going for money rituals in their quest for quick riches. The wealth of Nigerians is also seen by Ghanaians in the way Nigerians acquire mansions in Ghanaian cities specifically, Accra. Most of the real estate business in Ghana is controlled by Nigerians because they have the hard cash. You can also see how luxurious Nigerian students live on Ghanaian campuses despite the hefty fees imposed on them by Ghanaian universities.

2. Nigerians Are Cannibals and Cruel
This is especially true among Ghanaian children. It is not uncommon to find a group of children sitting together and discussing about the Cannibalistic nature of Nigerians. Just last week, I Overheard some children discussing how in Nigeria it is common for humans to eat their fellow humans. I was literally shocked. To add oil to fire, one trotro driver was discussing with his passenger on how in Nigeria a dead body can be left on the street for cars to pass on it.I hope its not true.

3. Nigerians Are Fraudsters.
The moment you mention a Nigerian's name in the Presence of Ghanaian, the first thing that comes to mind is 419. Ghanaians see Nigerians to be the smartest fraudsters of all people.This image of Nigerians is even made more profound by the behavior of many Nigerians in Ghana. Nigerians in Ghana are known for passport fraud, ATM fraud, 419 scam using Ghanaian identity. More recently there were news about Nigerians illegally acquiring Ghana National Health Insurance Cards for medical attention in Ghanaian Hospitals. Last 4 months , a Nigerian guy named Fadola who lives in Accra was arrested for internet scam worth 80,000 Pounds. It was reported by BBC and the British press that the guy is a Ghanaian.More to this point, of the four Nigerians executed recently in Indonesia for drug trafficking , one was first reported to be a Ghanaian because he held a Ghanaian passport. All these strengthen the belief that Nigerians are fraudsters.

4. Nigerians are Chaotic .
This point is not just made by Ghanaians. Even my Nigerian friends discuss with me how hard it is to live in Lagos because everything is so chaotic. Entering a bus is a problem. You have to fight your way inside. Buying goods, buying petrol and even seeking for jobs. In 2014, a Nigeria Immigration Recruitment Tragedy occurred on Saturday March 15, when 6.5 million people in all 37 states of Nigeria stormed various recruitment centers in the country for the 4000 vacant positions in the Nigeria Immigration Service. At least 16 job seekers were confirmed dead, and several scores of people were injured. The major causes of death was due to overcrowding, stampede, exhaustion, and impatience of the applicants.

So there you have it. Those are some of the opinions that some Ghanaians have about Some Nigerians. I really hope we get to understand each other more for the benefit of all of us since we are all one. Despite the derogatory ways in which Ghanaians and Nigerians see each other, they are still the best allies in Africa. God Bless Africa.Read more http://chaleyman..com/2015/05/how-ghanaians-see-nigerians.html

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The mavins crew arrived in Ghana 3 hrs ago for a much anticipated concert in Ghana.

The YFM presenter who gripped the entire
nation with an allegation of abduction and rape
may have been acting a movie with the
Ghanaian populace being gullible spectators.
The Inspector General of Police whose men went
on a wild goose chase following a media frenzy
on the matter, has ordered that the Takoradi-
based radio presenter, Adaeze Onyinyechie
Ayoka, be brought to Accra for further
investigations.
It is turning out to be a spectacularly well
planned and executed fraud perpetrated on the
Ghanaian people.
Joy News is learning that Ada, as she is
popularly called, is on her way to Accra.
An informant led investigations show that Ada is
frequently seen in Accra in the company of
some male friends.
In the latest sighting, she along with five men
patronised an unnamed hotel in Abbosey Okai,
a suburb of Accra
According to the hotel manager who has
submitted a written statement to the police, Ada
took a room in the hotel under the guise of
shooting a movie.
She paid to use the facility for an unspecified
number of days.
Ada and her friends also used an internet cafe
at Kaneshie to post nude pictures of her
supposed ordeal.
Her actions touched the softest spot of the
nation as Ghanaians expressed disgust at a
narrative of rape, abduction and harassment.
Hospitalised in the GHAPOHA hospital in the
Western region on Tuesday, the YFM presenter is
yet to give her official statement after disturbing
pictures of her abduction and alleged rape
began circulating on social media Tuesday
morning.
The drama of her alleged ordeal is thickening as
information is emerging that contrary to the
earlier belief, the lady at the centre of the
sensational story is Ghanaian, and not a
Nigerian, her impeccable Nigerian accent
notwithstanding.

http://www.myjoyonline.com/news/2015/April-15th/y-fm-presenter-moved-to-accra.php

The YFM presenter who gripped the entire
nation with an allegation of abduction and rape
may have been acting a movie with the
Ghanaian populace being gullible spectators.
The Inspector General of Police whose men went
on a wild goose chase following a media frenzy
on the matter, has ordered that the Takoradi-
based radio presenter, Adaeze Onyinyechie
Ayoka, be brought to Accra for further
investigations.
It is turning out to be a spectacularly well
planned and executed fraud perpetrated on the
Ghanaian people.
Joy News is learning that Ada, as she is
popularly called, is on her way to Accra.
An informant led investigations show that Ada is
frequently seen in Accra in the company of
some male friends.
In the latest sighting, she along with five men
patronised an unnamed hotel in Abbosey Okai,
a suburb of Accra
According to the hotel manager who has
submitted a written statement to the police, Ada
took a room in the hotel under the guise of
shooting a movie.
She paid to use the facility for an unspecified
number of days.
Ada and her friends also used an internet cafe
at Kaneshie to post nude pictures of her
supposed ordeal.
Her actions touched the softest spot of the
nation as Ghanaians expressed disgust at a
narrative of rape, abduction and harassment.
Hospitalised in the GHAPOHA hospital in the
Western region on Tuesday, the YFM presenter is
yet to give her official statement after disturbing
pictures of her abduction and alleged rape
began circulating on social media Tuesday
morning.
The drama of her alleged ordeal is thickening as
information is emerging that contrary to the
earlier belief, the lady at the centre of the
sensational story is Ghanaian, and not a
Nigerian, her impeccable Nigerian accent
notwithstanding.

http://www.myjoyonline.com/news/2015/April-15th/y-fm-presenter-moved-to-accra.php

Congratulations from Ghana..a peaceful change means step in the right direction. Shame unto the Americans and Europeans ...
Africa on to the future. Its a bright one. The blackman is capable of managing his own affairs. But make You pray for us. We need change in Ghana too.

Tonylyte:
And the whites should wear suites to the pitch? Do the right thing at the right time. Ankara is not jersey, therefore it shouldnt be useD in football.

Did the Ghanaians wear Kente to the pitch, why are you asking about Suite ?? up your IQ... CAF is not against it. You shouldn't be against it..Always finding fault..Slavery mentality.

hugafella:
ugliness destroys chances. Ghanaians beware. chocolate charcoal no vex. I see Ghana losing sha...

Inferiority complex destroys a Nation... I hope Nigeria doesn't have many of people Like you in that country..

hugafella:
must these Ghanaians be ugly? see their fans...

Must you have low intelligence quotient (IQ )

gratiaeo:
God forbid our ugly junior brother (gayna) winning this trophy.

I Laugh in Twi..Your hatred for Ghana will surely kill you..the funny part is that, No Ghanaian gives a butt about you...

Hating Ghana is like drinking
poison and then hoping it will
kill Ghanaians ----- Mandela

drlawizle:
Abeg make Ivory Coast win make Ghana no use us do yeye oh...

Chai e no go funny I swear

Ghana already has four cups. You have 3. so calm down..We always a Step Ahead..

Segadem:
u don start, over 50% of nairalanders are in support of Ghana to win, and u come to run ur mouth like Ja rule.

Forgive Him...Emotions take over sometimes.

dipopooo:
Up ivory coast. I 8 Ghana like shit

Hating Ghana is like drinking
poison and then hoping it will
kill Ghanaians.-----Mandela

Ghanaians don't even give a butt About you..

bobbyANSELEM:
No no no no way, qhana can never win diz cup, them too they make mouth, nd if they should win it, they wil be comparinq them dirty/hunqry selves with niqeria. Ghana 1:3ivory coast! Thats mah prediction! Who bet am?

Calm Down ...Ghana has 4 African trophies...Nigeria has 3...Even before 2013, Ghana had 4 ..Nigeria 2.. It is rather Nigeria that will try to compare with Ghana..

http://cdn.ghanaweb.com/imagelib/pics/11144359.jpg

Collynzo29:
#boss!
see how Gaynaian President dey loyal reach.
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You dont know that Ghana dont exist but why are you always discussing Ghanaians on Nairaland. Any little thing about Ghana, you people put it on Nairaland to discuss. We are not comparing ourselves to you. Rather you are trying to compare yourselves so that you can feel better. Nigerians in Ghana are known for Armed Robbery, 419 scam, Fake Ghanaian passports, trying to form cults on Ghanaian campuses and so on.

Hemanwel: I have said this before and I want to say it again,"Ghanaians always want to hear bad news emanate from Nigeria".Ghanaians wish to wake up one day to hear that Nigeria has been reduced to shreds.
But whether you like it or not,NIGERIA IS FAR FAR RICHER THAN GHANA!!(A fact that cannot be denied)
So richer that we dont see you as rivals; we dont see you as threats; we dont even know that you exist!
Nigeria holds 79% of West African economy.How much percentage does Ghana hold?
Nigerians are going to Ghana for their education not because Ghana has a better educational system,but because:
1. The number of unis in Nigeria cannot contain the population.
2. They most def didn't pass JAMB - they have the money to go to school but couldn't meet the least requirement to enter Nigerian uni.
Nigerians are going to Ghana for business because the business environment here is already saturated not because life is easier in Ghana.
So,to all Ghanaians in the house,as far as Nigeria is concerned,GHANA DOES NOT EXIST!!!

Hello My Fellow West Africans.
Calm Down. There is not need to envy Ghana just because they have no Ebola. What profit will you get if Ghanaians start dying of Ebola. Enough of this jealousy among Africans. We are all part of the Ecowas. So we are supposed to share our failures and prosperity together. Ghanaian president convened the first meeting between regional Leaders to combat Ebola. We can only Eradicate Ebola out of Africa if each individual country does its best to protect its citizens. Those who already have it should try to contain and eradicate it. Besides i dont know why any article relating to Ghanaians on this forum is met with harsh and unfriendly comments. Ghanaians dont even have time to be discussing Nigeria. They are busy dealing with their Government. Ghana and Nigeria is in no competition. Ghana has been a proponent for a united Africa since 1957. Nigeria and South Africa are the biggest opponents to a united Africa.Just check and you will see.

We are not boasting that there is no Ebola in Ghana. We just dont want to put unnecessary panic in the minds of Ghanaians. When its in Ghana, Ghanaian media will be the first ones to pick it up. Even before the government of Ghana. Stop the jealousy.

Hahahaha..The Way You type your English even shows how stupid you are. Someone with High IQ will not type like you.

Dampsey: the dumbest idiots in ghana actually argue about ghana and Nigeria which is better am an international expert and i have travelled to 30 african countries Nigeria is the god of west africa citizens help boast their economy not even foreigners the economy of ghana rest on the shoulders of labenese dudes ghanaians in general are very dull sheep like creatures who should still be in slavery cos their i.q for business is lower than the poorest american ...the picture i saw earlier is the airport residential area developed mainly by white expatriate Accra is filled up with slum and stinky gutters based on the dirty nature of an average ghanaian man comparing accra to any city in Nigeria is stupid cos Accra is like a village to the nigerians..an average ghanaian is like the poorest man in Nigeria ghanaians boast of electricity which its life span is almost over and you will be like Nigeria of 1804 Nigerians are not babes and stand as the only country on earth dependent without the government but ghanaians would want the government to come and help them live their life u guys grow up listening to ur t.v and stupid ass celebrities i call fortunate talk abt how d govt has failed whre d citizens are lazy dicks i can imagine you comparing America with congo common ghanaians charlie probably take time to visit nigeria not d big states say delta state and every company you find big buildings you find belong to Nigerians and trust me you wont perceive the offensive shit smell when you visit abuja that is ur cedis wont finish just in lagos and gush the half ghanaian guy i must confess you must have lived in mechanic village in warri for u say accra has better night life take time to visit Enugu and you will curse poverty from your life port harcourt you would hate yourself be truthful to yourself you are broke thats why you cant catch your fun back in Nigeria.....even the so called english ghanaians speak is no better than the Nigerianman illiteracy is most seen in a ghanaian than a nigerian ...have visited both countries and trust me even till christ comes GHANA WILL NEVER BE BETTER THAN NIGERIA BOTH IN EDUCATION,SECURITY,ECONOMY,INVESTMENT...schooling in n average Nigerian school is 3*times more harder than schooling in ghana as Nigerians i.q are 2 times ahead of an educated ghanaian

So can you people tell me why You hate GHANAIANS so much?
Seriously I never knew Nigerians hated us this much until i came upon this forum.
What have we done to Nigerians?

It seems to me that you Nigerians are just trying make yourselves feel better by hating Ghanaians.
You are frustrated that as the most populous country in Africa, you dont do anything significant for the continent.Except hating your fellow tribes and African countries.
We Ghanaians dont even have the time to discuss Nigeria. The only time i hear Nigeria is "Boko Haram has done this or that"
You dont know the number of Ghanaians who are actually grieving for you because of this Boko Haram menace.
Ghanaian musicians have sang songs about #BringBackOurGirls. And All you can do is to sit here and hate on Ghanaians. I have a lot of Nigerian friends at my university and they are really nice people. I never knew Nigerians fool like this. We are all Africans. And something bad is happening to Ghana and all you can do is to insult Ghanaians as a whole without reason. Is it because Ghana is tiny but leaves a significant mark on the world stage? No matter what you say, Ghana will always make the history books. No matter what Ghana is the first black country to reach the world cup Quarter finals stage.Ghana was the first Africans to take the U20 world cup. Ghana was the first Black nation to regain her sovereignity from whites. Ghana was the first country in Black Africa to have a telecommunications systems. Kofi Annan of Ghana is the only Black African to be UN secretary General. Ghana has the best Democracy in Africa. Ghana is the only African country a foreign president will visit without fear of being bombed (including Nigerian 419 Scammers). Ghana is the most friendly nation in Africa. Ghana has a high human development index than Nigeria. Ghana has a small army but the most professional in sub saharan Africa.
We have better education system. come to Ghanaian universities, there is a flood of nigerian students. At least our government is responsible enough to admit that some Ghanaians are leaving Ghana for greener pastures unlike your government who keeps you in the dark. And those are mostly doctors who seek higher salaries than those in Ghana. But I assure you that they will return. They are doing it for something good. the money they will get will be sent back to their Ghanaians families. But that doesnt mean that i condone their actions. There are more patriotic Ghanaians. After all We are the black Stars and Lone Star of the African Continent. oh i forgot to say. I get at least 3 friend requests from Nigerian gals everyday. When i chat with them, they all wanna come to Ghana. but i do well and tell them that Ghana is going through difficult times at the moment. They can come in 2015.

God Bless Our Homeland Ghana! And Africa at Large.