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millionaireman:
Hilarious

Mohammadu Buhari needs to hear this certificate story. Nothing gotten on a wrong foundation works out.

U nearly broke my back with laughter

jerryism:
I jux received a test earlier this A.m

NDU ADMISSIONS:
You have been admitted.
visit www.ndu.edu.ng after 72hrs for details

Same thing Bro.. No be small thing we dey wait with smiles for 72hrs ooo

Yes ooo.. I have received my text.. Successfully admitted

royalvalentine19:
you should have bribe.. Me privatly.. Oya pack .. Na me like am

na wa ooo... Just leave this one na lemme send u the card

Please if you want to like don't, just send me a PM and I'll offer you in a bribe in the form of a recharge.. Trust me this isn't a scam... DON'T LIKE I REPEAT DON'T LIKE CONTACT ME FOR UR FREE AIRTIME

WYKS:
Please can you drop your whatsapp number so that we can talk.

08184457991

Now what will really be surprising is if he says one of them will get well... They're all mad to me

blessedvisky:
Lol. Reminds me of a certain NL mod. He bans without provocations. Just seeing you post on his thread is enough to earn you 2016 years ban. . Mod, thou knowest thyself. Change thy ways, for thy nation is in d era of change!! !

As in eeeeeeeh.. I got my first ban from the guy.. Saying I broke rule 1 when I was clearly talking in line with the post... Or maybe I was representing the NCAN warri chapter

WYKS:
guess you the one i already replied on the whatsapp platform


Please help oh, i heard that NDU don't sell direct entry form, am some how confused and i want to know how they will be considering DE candidates for admission.

This was me last year.... The whole process was confusing u'll have to submit your jamb DE form at admissions office in school, I wasn't admitted after doing the needful and I even wrote jamb and picked NDU again.. So I'm waiting for admission list once more.. The struggle for the BSc is real

Na NYSC cert now.. Them go return am.. Make e be bag of dollar notes...

bigbigger8:
Is this a prototype or d real thing? PDP and propaganda! Pls!!

Oga the stadium is for real... And it's something built in a Polytechnic and Mind u it wasn't funded or is it owned by the state government it belongs solely to the Polytechnic and in its premises.. It's a beautiful development

There is something hidden in this story... That girl has some sort of relationship with the guy.. 3.45am..come on!!.. Make una think am na.. Misunderstanding dey somewhere.. This might even be attempted murder and not suicide.. That guy might have been pushed sef.. There is always two sides to a coin..

Nigeria... Politicians make laws to favour themselves ... Na e make me dey give dem chance if dem dey craze come with their Prado and Hilux.. I no get power reach dem.. Nobody go help me fight the fight

He's here..

mhizlois:
pls it's it true I heard ndu is nt doing screening that they are going to screen and give us admission base of wat we submit wen we bought how form....pls how true it is

All u said is correct.. Admission list on the way

tunmidon:
to which one?

All of em

I can relate... Lol

Father!!! ... E done end?? .. Jesus thank You oooo!!!

Bloody hypocrite.... Religion never helped anyone.. I believe Christianity is a relationship, a way of life... Now I see why atheisism is on the rise.. These religious leaders like I call them are making the whole ish look like a cult group... All I know is I ain't under the law no more.. The law was the problem and Jesus was the solution.... For all those being Christians for the fear of hell that has been inculcated by Religious folks like this one being talked about.. All I feel is pity... Christianity isn't as complicated as this people make it.. God help their ignorance

Make una respect una self ooo

Can I get it in blue and by the grace of God 110k..lolz

Lala.... Do ya thang

Lala.. Wave ur wand already.. This should be on FP

Seriously feeling the second lady from the left in the second picture... Reminds me of wonder woman

100 x 100 for sale right here

They'll detect and Start a speed chase I know them joor.. Or they'll keep the Nigeria police up ahead and make calls shouting one guy with red Acura zdx dey come.. Block am we dey road dey come .. ... ... Well they'll have to compete with some bad as niggas out there driving V8 turbo engines need for speed mode.. And the yeye 9ja police put the tinted permit issue on board like say e go work.. Till now I never get approval even after doing the needful.. Now na this one. *in the voice of falz* it WI nor work.. Nonsense

This Land is not for sale... Beware of 419!!!

See this mugu... U have not seen Chun chin

Admission list and me right now

The discussion no go pass the NDA matter

Na wa ooo... NDU quiet, bayelsa quiet, even this thread is quiet.. No news... Abi na only me for nairaland apply for NDU