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Richy4:
Few years in prison bro..... by the time they read to you how endangered the species was, you go begin like snake by force...... not to forget that your best friend could rat you out because majority don't know how to keep a secret....

Prison!!!! ... It was self defense.. Lolz.. If it is too mush na to Plead insanity.. I didn't see the snake.. I thought it was a rope..

Richy4:
Few years in prison bro..... by the time they read to you how endangered the species was, you go begin like snake by force...... not to forget that your best friend could rat you out because majority don't know how to keep a secret....

Prison!!!! ... It was self defense.. Lolz

Richy4:
Yea... he is right.. the funnest thing is that you can't kill it. you will use $200 to remove it... You call snake handlers... Depending on how nice they are, they won't charge less than $100.... Besides it is not only snake....Crocodile, jellyfish, white shark..etc.....

Lolz... He said that too 'Snake Handlers' to pet the snake make e jejely comot.. I Die.. Wetin do wood??

Richy4:
Oh!!! dear...Take a trip to Australia... U will know that Africa is blessed

Yes ooo.. My uncle that stays there said that before a day elapses he must see one Big snake... In one instance one was coiled on his dining table... Snakes in Australia are like citizens... Lolz

pawesome:
dis nigga is takin d pogba playn rubish personal.bros,tak am easy.him go play wel today

Status report sir.. From today's match wat can u say about Pogba's performance against Burnley...

At least we didn't lose..

Warris dis sef..

superTEEN:
UP BURNLEY

Burnley 3 ManU 1

Na xo.. Against Man U... Even clubs that we never new existed will just start having supporters... I blame Buhari

Ada9103:
Shildren of hate..... God pass them sha......
My heart is doing me somehow

Lolz ... Is not only u ooo.. God na win ooo we dey pray for... So that church go make sense.. If not haters dem still dey dere ooo

Ada9103:
Man...U
Make una EPP me
Abeg make una win.........Just play this match like its your last match
My ear yaff full...
Haters everywhere

As in eeeeh.. Na hide I hide so ooo... Haters haf ahrrived

Phi001:
22 years only...

That's the height of sarcasm... Lolz

Coldfeet:
Thank God you still have a conscience... Sorry for making you feel bad though

My bad.. Thanks for putting me right

And in no time he was using his phone to make a call... Issorite

Coldfeet:
Hmmm so it took the death of an innocent man for you to be appeased? Be happy and enjoy your sleep tonight a family somewhere won't be as lucky as you are feeling right now

Rest in peace old man you died for this dude to have a good night sleep

fault accepted... RIP SIR... Police sef na... Now u getting me scolded on Nairaland

Wow!!.. After being disturbed by one yeye sergeant today in a checkpoint so this is how I get my revenge.. In the form of sweet news God is great.. I'll be sleeping beautiful today

johnstar:
Ok

Lolz... The pic just came out today and it's already a meme.... LAWD HAVE MERCY!!...

Issorite

Looks like the guy was Job hunting and decided to stop by and say hello... Look e file

Look at his bum bum sef... But those slip-ons Sha..

OP the story is confusing ooo.. Abeg who dem blast and who no dress well... I weak for u OP.. Modify it QUICKIIILLYY

Only 53?..... Make dem come my street here for warri oooo... I get them many from Niger Republic and Benin Republic... Dem no gree sew my shoe 50 naira so they might as well be deported too..

WHY SLEEP ON THE JOB.. WHEN U CAN SLEEP ON A VITAFOAM.... Lolz... My advertising skills Sha... Top Notch

Samolasoj:
Any NDU direct entry aspirant here,
Any info about NDU direct entry admission

That Spiritual Admission.. Lolz

10. Manchester United when Mino Raiola asks if they are interested in another player... May lightning from Prayer city strike u..

9. How Barcelona and Real Madrid are looking at Pogba flop like Eedris Abdulkareem’s latest track

8. How Manchester United felt as they thought they had beaten the two Spanish giants to a big player

7. How Real Madrid and Barcelona watched Pogba’s performance in the Euros

6. When Juventus told Barcelona and Real Madrid what Manchester United were offering for Pogba

5. When Pogba told Raiola that he wanted to play for a club that can win the Champions League

4.How Pogba’s agent (Mino Raiola) reacted to Ed Woodward’s call

3. Then Ed Woodward (Manchester United) came with the cash for Pogba