₦airaland Forum

lexy2014:
1.2million is cheap. flats in lekki and environs usually go 4 1.5 minimum apart from service charge

clems88:
bros that cash can get you a land

FA13:
That is too cheap for Lekki. Even on mainland a lot of places are far more expensive than that for 3-bedroom flat.


It must be interior ghetto side of Lekki.

rawpadgin:
they should go & eat the house joor

lexy2014:
that's cheap

IamSINZ:
Feel free to take it down.

rawpadgin:
1.2million naira/year?


& u didn't beat the hell out of that guy?

IamSINZ:
Bro, pm me your digits. I have a gig for you.

FuckExpress:
[color=#F535AA]We need á fúçking FLÎRTING SECTION[/color]

ZKOSOSO:
Abia his home state nko?
More states can join. Edo is coming.....to join the Promise Land.

timidapsin:
Dear Nigerian police, 500k to bail my self? (what a funny encounter today!)
Based on the 777, Edo police took it upon themselves to make some cool cash, knowing fully well people would send location messages to friends about the event...

Before i go on: "I would be happy, if federal government could tutor old and incoming police about what INTERNET / Online business is" it will save the stupidity many are putting on themselves.

To save your stress in this life: Let your sent messages, received, draft be always at zero, anything is an offense to SARs i swear.
i showed them ID no way, i showed them my Cooperate Acc Cheque, they claim almost every G boys now have cooperate Acc / Dorm account, i should show them real facts.

They made me pull of my shirt (chai) searched my body for any marks, checked my thumbs if it has been manipulated, several useless cheques
i told them Google adsense is one of the source, they said anything relating to online is CYBER CRIME, i try to explain that its when its being used fraudulently they say NO, as far as i goto Google and search who to defraud, immediately i fainted in spirit..

They saw Bank transactions and flared up, i begged them to give me access to my phone they ignore, they read my SMS one by one till ending..
When i knew they were blatant illiterates is when: The started checking my Facebook Timeline/wall from their phone with the name found on my ID and said why would i have so much comments on my posts, that i am fraudulent.. i totally stopped talking cos i couldn't convince them anymore, it seems all they want is money.

They saw a comment from one Icekid Dah saying "OMG", they said it means "O mi Gongo", that am a "Marphites", they saw another comment of "mmm", they said its MMM that am using MMM to defraud people.

i was boiling inside mehn, that kind thing, totally restricted to make calls or prove a point..
One said if i am making money online i should give them Adsense number so they can call and confirm (i just weak!)
They said if i cant provide details of people i claim pays me, then am literally doing it illegal, How the they get my account details to always pay me, No way to further explain cos i was not with a browsing phone and it seems they do not even know what E-Mail means...

After few hours with them, i had to reason along the money side, but before then..
Who say police/SARs are not making money? it is one of the lucrative jobs right now, i saw over 100 brown envelopes pilled in with money in accordance to several office with names on each, right before my eyes people where paying 100k, 50k etc just to free themselves (would i challenged them? i was just looking, trying to prove my point because 500k is so ridiculous)

When i discovered i was the only one left and the other idiot was writing a Detention Order (he wrote DENETION instead Lol)
Should i price 500k? i dey mad, even if am worth more i rather sleep in cell than lavish money, i decided to start begging, they where now happy, then said this is what i should have been doing instead of quoting laws (if i hear u say Nigeria have any laws eehn, we have broken our ten commandments)...
"With Pain", i brought out 5k and said Sir please manage it its for you all, the bargain started, they claimed commissioner knows about my case, becos the scene i created was too large that if not 400k am sleeping cell, after much much, as an Igbo boy, i still gave them the 5k, we all became friends gave them few recharge cards, and they are inviting me over..

These are the Tips they gave me, as am now their younger brother:


Now: are these the police that claims to be our friends? so no young man is free? even if not, atleast given a benefit of explanation..
They keep shouting "Oboy say the truth, U dey press, abi you no know say na we first start cultism and yahoo for this benin" - Why do not arrest yourselves instead?

Today, i became tired of Nigeria, i wept for my dear Nation, all those patrol agents all they do is catch get undocumented bail to enrich their pockets..
We are now friends tho, but if i have spiritual powers, i would just wipe out all the officers in that office tonight (God answer this prayer) LOL...


Fidelis Ozuawala

pocohantas:
What exactly are you coughing for, let me know how to reply?

neky2016:
Taking to Facebook to gush about her boyfriend who is a cultist, a Nigerian lady insisted in her rants that ladies whose boyfriend's aren't cultists are single.

What prompted the Facebook post on Cultism even though it received condemnation is not known, but Rosemary wrote;

'If ur boyfriend is not a norseman, my dear u are single'

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/boyfriend-not-cultist-dear-still-single-nigerian-lady-rants.html

Lalasticlala

pocohantas:
To the best of my knowledge, NBM is to Black ***...what Norsemen is to SVC. Just like Super Eagles and Golden Eaglets.

When one becomes saturated with kids, you promote it with a better name that appeals to elite participation. I've never gone for their meetings, so...I can't say much about their activities.

bounty007:
NORSEMEN KLub is a registered organisation.
not a cult. Open to the public.

the organisation is recognised in over 70 countries.

But Oversabi nigerians go come online the type as their brain reach.

funny country

AdultMaleNegro:
I have said it before and I will say it again...


If Obaseki doesn't give Benin city a befitting well networked drainage system after four years , then he has failed.

isalie:
Why aren't Edo people talking about trains and railways? Or building flyover roads in the crowded oba market for example?

Fabulocity:
Great, I think. Just living life

Fabulocity:
Me? Na joke now. I just like to troll saintsamuraii or whatever the fuçk he calls himself now.

Fabulocity:

Why do I strongly doubt this?
You're nothing but a scrawny, bland guy with bleached skin. You don't strike me as the in charge type

Fabulocity:
*Yawns* okay bye. I'm bored already.

DamiBukola:
Y are you preempting the court judgement or ruling, is average APC supporter cursed ni

Jirate:
You don come with your Wahala again, if it goes your way, you will call the judiciary the last hope for the common man but if not in your Favour, you cry fowl.
Listen, the Man has rights, Inec should meet him in court, that all for now.