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uvie66:
I don't understand why people have the urge to write on this forum despite the fact that they struggle with basic sentence formation.

English teacher, can't you notice I typed that in a rush and my phone auto correct was at work. If you are so perfect with the language where is your Nobel prize. Too know

It happened to me, my School atm did the same thing to me. People once told me it do happens but I dont not believe not until it happened to me. Is just 2k. I have to let the money go. Because I got the same response from my bank. I use UBA

Working class ladies only or should be in her service year. Thanks.

Speaking at the Common Wealth Business Forum in Westminster on April 18, 2018, Buhari said :

"Nigerian youths are lazy, uneducated; and don't like to do any work because they believe their country is an oil-rich nation, thus always wanting free oil money "



NIGERIAN YOUTH : Sir, you are absolutely correct. One of the lazy Nigerian youths who is enjoying free oil money had an accident with the power bike he bought with free oil money not too long ago, and he was flown abroad for treatment with free oil money, then he hired a jet with free oil money from London to Abuja after his treatment.

Sir, we Nigerian Youth completely agree with you that the Nigerian youths are lazy and uneducated and always wanting free oil money. Their role models are in Aso Rock enjoying free oil money without even solving any security or economic problem for the country. When they are ill, they fly abroad for medical vacation with free oil money.

Why would anyone disagree with you that the Nigerian youths are uneducated? It's very obvious. That's why they don't even know their rights !! Some of them ignorantly keep defending your ineptitude !!!

Sir, at 19 years of age, you left secondary school to join the Nigerian Army. At age 21, you were commissioned a second lieutenant and appointed Platoon Commander of the Second Infantry Battalion in Abeokuta, Nigeria. Where can our youths get such opportunity today ?

You enjoyed free education as a young man, but today the youths are deprived of basic education. You were a governor, a petroleum commissioner and a Head of State as a youth; but today, youths are on social media defending your failures !

Honestly, sir, we agree with you that the Nigerian youths are lazy. That's why you ruled Nigeria as a youth and have also grabbed the job as an old man. The youths are too ignorant to even know the implication of this your comment, because some indolent ones would still rationalize it as an "ordinary" comment, forgetting that 'out of the abundance of the mind, the mouth speaks'. They don't even know that you and your fellow old men are presently doing the jobs that the youths should, ordinarily, be doing !

Sir, the most interesting aspect of this your "truth" is that you said it in a country where their government provides basic infrastructures, almost free education, free WiFi, free health care, almost free investment loans for their youths. While, in your own country, these lazy and uneducated youths, provide their own electricity, schools, security, roads, healthcare etc.. Yet, the indolent youths use their "free oil money" to buy mobile data to defend your ineptitude.

Sir, let us remind you that we have seen so many Nigerian youths who were almost useless in Nigeria, but when they cross over to the western world, they suddenly begin to excel in different fields of endeavor. What do you think is responsible for their positive output in the foreign land? Your guess is as good as ours. Sir- the difference is not far-fetched : A responsible government usually plan for their youths and create enabling environment for the youths to be able to create wealth and contribute to National development. Can we say the same of your own government ? Certainly Not ! Instead, we have lazy, uneducated youths who would hang on telecommunication masts and electric cables to shout "SAI BABA" whenever you visit their states. SHAME ! We only wish they knew better.

Finally, sir, let us ask you this : Apart from the free oil money this country has been paying you since your days as a youth till date, what have you been able to create for yourself ? Do you have thriving businesses that are providing employment for the Nigerian youths? Have you invented anything on your own? Sir, you can now see that this free oil money is what has kept you going for over 50 years. Perhaps this laziness is not limited to the youths alone. We guess some 75-year-old incompetent presidents are also lazy and love free oil money; and that's why they want to remain in power till they are 80 years old. If we take away the free oil money this country has been paying you so that you then appraise your life, are you sure you will have any worth, sir?

We leave you to your conscience, Sir.

But, we hope that all intelligent Nigerian youths will realise that you are now using their time, after you had long-ago used your own time.

We hope that all intelligent Nigerian youths will stop being "lazy" and join hands, to take charge of their own destiny.

We equally hope that Nigerian youths will get their Permanent Voter's Card ready, and give you appropriate response in 2019.

.......courtesy :

NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF DISADVANTAGED & OPPRESSED NIGERIAN YOUTHS ( NADONY )

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Emotionss:
Op as a medical student you are supposed to know that Farting is a natural part of the human digestive process. In fact, a person would have to consume nothing but refined sugars to avoid passing gas. We each fart , on average, five to 10 times per day, and, contrary to popular belief, women fart just as much as men. Farting in public is generally frowned upon, but that doesn’t mean you should be ashamed of a little gas. Farts are a sign we are healthy.Silent or deadly, intestinal gas can indicate healthy gut bacteria. Billions of different gut bacteria make their homes inside our intestines. They are tasked with extracting energy and vitamins from the food we consume, helping to boost our immune system and improve gastrointestinal function.There are a variety of foods that can lead to excessive flatulence, including beans, artichokes, dairy products, sweet potatoes, oats, nuts, soy, and wheat. The thing most of these foods have in common is that they are high in nutritional value, especially complex carbohydrates. If your farts are on the smellier side, then you may want to cut back on the amount of food you eat containing sulfuric compounds, including hydrogen sulfide and methanethiol, or methyl mercaptan.Oh, and the next time you let one rip don’t be embarrassed to take a whiff, it’s only natural. We all like the smell of our own fart more than another person’s. Part of it is because we prefer what is familiar. The other part is because smelling something as odorous as another person’s fart triggers a natural response to protect ourselves from something that could potentially be poisonous or bacteria-ridden.When farting becomes disruptive to a person’s life, it could be a sign of gastrointestinal illnesses, like Crohn’s disease . People suffering from Crohn’s often pass smelly farts and lack the ability to keep from doing so.

As a medical student I know to fart is normal, am not just aware that simultaneously farting with each day exist

kristianah52:
Please explain the FP better to me
#BBnaija

am just saying anyways, mods often promotes topic that carries #BBnaija related news to FP even without comment. And our modes love snakes too and anything Evans (kidnapper) but am sure one of them will read this and push his to FP soon.

God is in control dear.

eTECTIVe:
I'm assuming U think she farts too much becos she's comfortable to do it around U.. Maybe U are one of those who assumes gals dont fart simply becos u haven't seen or heard dem do it. Do U want us to believe U only fart once in a day?

I can go days without fart. Depending on my diet

Sorry about the baby. God is the great healer. He will save the baby. Someone will come and help soon, am. Sure.


If you want this to make FP. Simply put #BBnaija

FortifiedCity:
Convert the sound to electricity and be using it to power your house

lolz

FortifiedCity:
The fart dey smell reach your flat?

The Fart no even dey smell. Na the sound dey get power

FortifiedCity:
So because of you make she no fart?

You never talk wetin you dey find

to fart is normal, but when is becoming too much, I feel there is a problem

See as this topic make FL without end, I created an educative thread on health sector. The thing no just make FP once. Na WA oo

Nairalanders, please I brought this topic here because this is the right section to post this, am a medical student, to resume medicine and surgery junior posting soon, but I have a neighbor who is a nurse working in our teaching hospital. We are just the two in the compound, she stays in a separate flat though. But have observed she farts at least 3 times daily, am not exaggerating here. Even more atimes. Have asked her if this her nature is normal but she always replied is part of her, that is a sign of good health, am even thinking her anal sphincter is not well developed, I do not even know what to think atimes. Because her farts must bring funny sound along with it and the don't smell ad expected but the sound is always bomb. Please what's the cause of this scenario, is the problem pathological or physiological?


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