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CelebritiesRe: Buhari's Govt Has Now Flagged Down Burnaboy's 20:10:20 Music Video He Released by kinglaxon: 12:16am On Oct 21, 2021
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PoliticsRe: #Endsars: Nigerians Will Not End Agitation Until FG Addresses Insecurity by kinglaxon: 3:01pm On Oct 20, 2021
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CelebritiesRe: Blockchain Login - Bitcoin & Cryptocurrency Trading - Blockchain by kinglaxon: 8:07pm On Oct 19, 2021
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Music/RadioRe: [music] Jayvoice – Indifferent Ft Eldrago by kinglaxon: 8:02pm On Oct 19, 2021
HealthRe: Is Lemon Just An Ordinary Fruit? by kinglaxon: 8:01pm On Oct 16, 2021
Lemons as I know has a lot of benefits
SportsManchester United Sack Ole Gunnar Solskjaer by kinglaxon(op): 5:14pm On Oct 16, 2021
Manchester United have sacked Ole Gunnar Solskjaer following a poor start to the season. With bad results against Young Boys in the Champions League, West Ham in the EFL Cup, Aston Villa at home in the Premier League and now a loss to Leicester City,

Results don't seem to be getting any better, with pundits claiming Ole has no tactics and a lack of drive from the players. Manchester United has finally sacked Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, with reports coming from a very reliable source in England.

Antonio Conte has been backed by pundits to be a successor, but the issue still stands at Manchester United, who are looking to build a team around the young.

What Next? Who tends to be the ideal replacement going forward?

Source: https://metrovibes.ng/manchester-united-sack-ole-gunnar-solskjaer/

PoliticsRe: Appeal Court To Hear Suit Seeking To Swear In Atiku, Void Buhari’s Election by kinglaxon: 3:39am On Oct 16, 2021
PoliticsRe: PDP Convention: South West Crisis Deepens As Oyinlola, Oladipo, Arapaja Clash by kinglaxon: 3:39am On Oct 16, 2021
SportsMv Predict!! Leicester City Vs Man United @ 3:00pm On Saturday – Who Will Score by kinglaxon(op): 3:32am On Oct 16, 2021
Hello guys,

Leicester City battle Man United this weekend in what promises to be an action-packed fixture.
The Red Devils currently sit fourth in the Premier League table with 14 points, while the Foxes are 13th on the log.

TASK:

LEICESTER CITY will battle MAN UNITED (check the details below) and MV PREDICT will reward 3 football lovers that predict correctly the First Goal Scorer of the match.

Date: Saturday, October 16, 2021
3:00 p.m. (Nigerian Time)

Now, over to you.

Who do you think will be the first goal scorer of the match?

You might just be one of the 3 lucky winners.
Let’s hear from you all.

Drop your comments here

https://metrovibes.ng/mv-predict-leicester-city-vs-man-united-300pm-on-saturday-who-will-score-the-first-goal-cool-cash-to-be-won/

Nairaland GeneralRe: How True Is This What A Facebook User Posted by kinglaxon: 12:30am On Oct 16, 2021
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Music/RadioMUSIC: Futurist Ft. Dean Devich – Flow by kinglaxon(op): 12:09am On Oct 14, 2021
Download Futurist Ft. Dean Devich – Flow

Talented recording artist, Futurist featuring upcoming rapper Dean Devich, serves listeners a new impressive record titled “Flow”.

Mixed and Produced by Mix Box Studios. This is one of those songs you’ll put on repeat.

Download below:
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Music/RadioTolibian – Beware Of Dog by kinglaxon(op): 2:13pm On Oct 13, 2021
Download Tolibian – Beware Of Dog.

Talented recording artist, Tolibian, serves listeners a new impressive record titled "Beware Of The Dog".

The singer is known for his hit song "Abaya Palava", a song that was produced by Jhaytunes.

"Beware Of Dog" was produced by Nigerian record maker, Rexxie, who has produced numerous tracks for Zlatan and Naira Marley.

Download below:

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RomanceLamentations Of A Battered Husband by kinglaxon(op):
I have known him for two years. He's one of those distant neighbours who had tru casual interactions become a friend. In the months that we lived together in d same area and when we ocassionally ran into one another, our conversation never went beyond the usual inquiry about the weather or the offhand question: how is ur family? He was introverted, easy-going and almost self-effacing. I knw him as someone who minded his biz. That was as far as our friendship went until a year ago when I began to see him with a lady.

Once, he timidly introduced her to me as his fiancee. He re-appeared in d neighbourhood again after a month to apologise for not inviting me to his wedding. He had at d time informed me dat he would quit his self-contained apartment to a more comfortable one due to his change of status and dis was more than a year ago. Last weekend, when I again ran into my old friend at a barber's shop where I went for a haircut, he had changed a great deal

He was withdrawn and traumatised. He couldn't recognise me at first when I wave to draw his attention. He didn't radiate d freshness and robust look dat is common with newly weds. We exchanged pleasantries ind midst of the loud music frm d blarring speakers in d salon. Grabbing me by d arm like a long lost friend, he half-dragged me to a distance where he was sure that no one could eavesdrop on us. Then, in what seemed like torrents of pent-up emotions, he began:

Bros where have u been? I've been on d look out for u. You see, I hardly make friend. But I see u as someone I can confide in. My marriage has been hell and my wife is trouble personified. She has been violent since the first day we were pronounced as couples. We didn't court for a long time. But even in those few months of our courtship, I noticed she was aggressive. She once slapped a cashier over a small matter. She also slapped me once and I once narrowly escaped being bathed with hot water but I never took it seriously then. Each time she goes into a rage, I quickly forgive her. Ind last one year, she has fought me over flimpsy excuses. D last time, she slapped me ind presence of our friends at a party. The other day,out of annoyance, she sliced my arm with a razor.

He unfolded his shirt to reveal a deep but a stitched scar that ran tru his shoulder to his wrist. Almost sobbing, he went on,' I really do not knw wat to do as am very scared of her violent mood swings. Her weapons include hot water, boiling soup and kitchen knife which she throws at me like missiles. She has destroyed every gadget in d house.when she's calm, she would break down in my arms and cry profusely. What should I do now? Things have become even more complicated now that she's pregnant with our first baby.

He proceeded to show me deep scars of teeth bites, nail scratches and injury marks. It was unbelievable. Now he has taken to drinking. What advice can we give to this gentle young man in the midst of his ferocious and outrageous wife?
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Stabs Friend To Death After Dreaming That He Was Sleeping With His Wife by kinglaxon: 9:54pm On Oct 12, 2021
CelebritiesShocking Amount Bbnaija Reality Star Spent On Teeth-whitening by kinglaxon(op): 2:33pm On Oct 12, 2021
Reality TV star, Pere, has revealed that he spent 4 million naira on teeth whitening.

Pere made this known during an interview with Pepperroom on Instagram on Monday.

He revealed that he spent 10 thousand dollars to make his teeth whiter.

"I wanted white teeth, and then I felt like, why not just get them done? Like, if you want something so badly, you just have to go for it.

"So, yes, I spent 10 thousand dollars on dental health in 2020 and I have no regrets about it," he said.

When asked about his relationship with the Queen, considering that she had an altercation with Maria because of him, Pere said he had no special feelings for the Queen.

He added that she only said he was her crush.

See more photos here: https://metrovibes.ng/shocking-amount-bbnaija-reality-star-spent-on-teeth-whitening/

CrimeRe: Student Commits Suicide After Break Up With Her Boyfriend by kinglaxon: 3:18am On Oct 12, 2021
Music/RadioRe: FREE MUSIC DOWNLOAD: Flavour – Levels (mp3, Lyrics) by kinglaxon: 5:56pm On Oct 11, 2021
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Nigerian Highlife singer and songwriter, Flavour finally drops his highly anticipated song titled “Levels” produced by Masterkraft, mixed and mastered by Mix Monsta.

DOWNLOAD HERE
https://metrovibes.ng/flavour-levels/
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PhonesRe: Please Suggest An Ear Phone Can I Get 2-3k With Good Sound by kinglaxon: 3:22am On Oct 11, 2021
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I want to buy earpiece please suggest a good earpieve for me i need earpiece with good sound quality bass but i only have 3k
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EducationRe: UNIZIK Female Student's Gas Cylinder Explodes While Making Facebook Live Video by kinglaxon: 8:53pm On Oct 09, 2021
How does the one from Unizik about gas explosion show up on front page and the one from Rivers State University isn't being talked about undecided

https://metrovibes.ng/gas-ciylinder-explodes-while-sleeping-rsu/
SportsRe: Sunday Oliseh: Sack Rohr Now Before It’s Too Late by kinglaxon: 4:20pm On Oct 09, 2021
Maria s*x tape leaked here and now I don't know what to think https://metrovibes.ng/how-marias-sex-tapped-was-leaked-by-friends huh
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Maria Discontinues Her Contract With Mercy Eke And Erica's Management by kinglaxon: 4:15pm On Oct 09, 2021
Maria s*x tape leaked here and now I don't know what to think https://metrovibes.ng/how-marias-sex-tapped-was-leaked-by-friends huh
Music/RadioRe: Download: Don C - Asa by kinglaxon: 8:26pm On Oct 08, 2021
RomanceRe: The Doctor Vs Mr Lecturer, Who Is More Promiscuous? by kinglaxon(op): 1:21pm On Oct 07, 2021
Favfables:
The guys above me sha grin...

This thread na cruise na...
Just state your opinion and japa grin...

Anyways OP...
I don't think promiscuity has anything to do with profession, but with the individual in question...

But from my own small experience...

I think lecturers are more promiscous grin...
Once they Nack you carryover like 3 times in 4 of their courses, you wee comply...
This goes to show the extent some of them are willing to go to satisfy their libido grin
Thank you grin
Romance10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This! by kinglaxon(op): 1:04pm On Oct 07, 2021
Now I love my sisters and I'll do anything for them, and they are one thing I'll always thank God for, coz they bring pain to the guys in their lives. Well, I coach them to LOCK UP their warehouse of abundance. grin As a semi-badt guy, guys have tricks and I'll expose them here. Thank me with a PM if you want more tips.

1. Using Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone: Whether on the phone or in-person, the first simple thing a guy can do to deceive you is when he lowers his voice tone to become soft and speaks like he's talking to his great grandmother who just had ear surgery. Ladies, you know what I'm saying... abi?

2. Smile: A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy's eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you ladies into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A smile can cost more than the price they call. Na after you buy you go know the difference between Isoko and Sokoto grin

3. Make you laugh: Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and I'm telling you a secret. (hussssh! listen...) Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, "it's finished" as put by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that's what helped Jesus with the women in his life... he never made them laugh. I'm not sure I have an antidote coz this trick really works. grin

4. Make you talk: A guy that knows 'wasup' will always make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself. Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and how so 'beautifully ungodly' it is - and even what you think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is simple. So simple. Once they get you talking and talking and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your lips and if it's really nice, your hair.

5. Walk slowly: A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence. Ladies, am I right... that you NEVER get turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap! Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, one... and... two... and... one... and... two... trust me, the ladies start tripping.

6. Perfume: Hmmmmm... no need to talk about this. It's as simple as I told you it'd be. The worst part, even a N1200 perfume can make a girl think, "Hmmm... just maybe"

7. Dress cute: Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the guy con try add good shoe with correct belt, aha! "It is finished" again... Thank u Lord Jesus!

8. Clean Skin: O boy! I don't know where to start from in this one. Heck, why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blemish, no pimple, all clean, the ladies even start deceiving themselves. They be like, "wow... he's SO competing with me" shocked

9. Deepened Voice: Another simple trick that throws girls off-balance. A guy's voice sounds deep, mustn't be bass, and the ladies start doing "ten ten" in their minds. Na wa o. Don't they even know this voice thing comes as early as puberty? God help my 18-year old bro... the guy must be having 'selection problem'.

10. Make U Think or Talk about S\ex! : What came to your mind when you saw that last word in RED. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the RED word, or writes about the RED word, or even sneezes a note about the RED word, ladies die once. It's like something falls off their brain and crashes into their "down there" causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They're just better at hiding it! But still, that's a good thing... wouldn't want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, "Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that... I just did it to get it over with Dad." Mehnnn... na faint!

HMMMM... the worst part, guys will still continue to deceive you even after reading this. God help us! Comments and bashing are welcome cool.
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RomanceThe Doctor Vs Mr Lecturer, Who Is More Promiscuous? by kinglaxon(op): 12:01pm On Oct 07, 2021
As you all know, the honourable Doc and the Incredible Mr Lekshura are two professionals whose job can't do without coming in contacts with ladies, and that can be very tempting. That's why they have more cases of sexual scandals. But the big question is, who do you think is more promiscuous?

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