Hmmm Nawa For all those rich people ooo. I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me & asked.
MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: White. ...
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: Would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water...
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: Infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Abeg, free me, I go swallow my spit..."

DEDICATED TO ESTILO AND KINGSLEY1000 I attended a birthday party with a gathering of about 30 people.
A man sat in the front seat.
A lady started distributing food.
She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't get to those who were sitting at the front.
Another lady started sharing the drinks, she started from the front. but unfortunately the man had already moved to sit at the back.
Again the drink didn't get to him.
He was so furious that he stood up to take his leave.
But then he saw three ladies each with a big bowl.
This time, he tried to be smart. he sat right at the middle.
One of the ladies started the sharing from the front, the second lady started distributing from the back.
The two ladies were sharing roasted chicken.
When they got to the middle, where he was seated, it got finished again!
Feeling so frustrated, he bent his head, putting his face in his hands...
But then the third lady tapped him and stretched her bowl for him to pick.
Joyfully he stretched and put his hands inside the bowl...
Guess what was in the bowl ?
*TOOTHPICKS !!!!*


*Moral*:
*DO NOT TRY* *to position* *yourself in life,*
*ALLOW GOD* *to put you* *in the right place*
*OTHERWISE* *you will* *wrongfully position* *yourself* *for* *toothpicks Only !!
* WISHING U AND UR ENTIRE FAMILY GOD'S POSITION.

estilo:
Very funny

first female to comment.thank you very much..

really awesome. which software did u use..

*Are you looking for a high paying financial investment biz to do. This pays like mad. E even pass HR. You get 900% of your investment in one week. I mean it in one week. For example if you invest N1000 you get N90,000 in one week time. If you are interested in this biz. Send me your full name, address, phone number and email let me send it to EFCC because you must be a criminal.*

My mum be like...
Mum:So I'm talking to you and u are keeping quiet abi?
Me : but mum.
Mum:keep quiet when am talking!!!!

good evening guys..hope you are enjoying ur weekend..grap ur coke and let's laugh..

Kingsley1000:
so hilarious keep it up

thanks

hmmm,just passing by.. I don't have nothing much to say, "THE TRUTH HURT"

Confuse d peope dah try to hurt u, laff louder and keep smiling,keep living in purpose don't giv dem d joy of killing ur happiness
Gud nyt and enjoy your weekend..

Since i was born... And now i am getting old ..i have never seen a Girl snapping pictures with her leg straight

Brothers have u seen?

_That awkward moment wen u visit your rich uncle in Abuja and d wife serves you 2 slice of bread, an egg, and a little cup of tea... and d kids be like 'aunty can u finish dis I b like 'abi nkan se awon eleyi ni? 'se e gbadun sha?' Me wey dey finish 11 wraps of fufu, 2 bottles of Pepsi and 4 sachets of pure water for OSOGBO!!!

A boy after smoking the best grade of weed went home high out of his mind...he walked in and sat in the lounge where his parents were..he kept staring at his dad and after a long while he asked his dad, excuse me, can I ask you something. Then dad says sure..
This boy goes on to say:

your face looks familiar, where do I know you from?

China is schedule to play Malawi' flames at the new stadium in Lilongwe. Below is the 23 man squad imene ikuzaphana ndi flames.

Goalkeepers
是千辛萬苦
上課隻
虌水木土裏頭腦海報

Defenders
阿傲視 嚄
啊唉呦 不怕 ˙啊唉呦
染色父母
安恩骯 ㄒㄐ ㄛㄛ
日科目 日日
ㄤㄥ 批評
ㄞㄢㄒ

Midfielders
ㄞㄦㄦ ㄛㄟ嗯嗯
開啟 三分
奧運 ㄧㄛ
ㄢㄟㄍ ㄇㄆㄅ 啊唉呦
ㄩㄝ 有空
偶代表
此時可失去
誒摁同 酥餅

Attackers
廿木金
敖鼻大廿
他 木田田 辮子彈
娣 褭 悱
搔癢筲

I think they have a strong team. But still, I don't understand why they have dropped 誒摁同 酥餅 and 娣 褭 悱 From the squad

​Imagine "You go to the drug shop to buy poison to kill yourself but you still wait for change...​
​are you serious?! "​

If you smoke weed and take some Coke.
A Few minutes after, you'll hear "Choboii! chooboii!!" in your head. It is a set-up. The moment you answer "Yei", you are mad.

thanks for your comment......watch out for more

A man fainted in front of Captain Cook Fast Food in Osogbo yesterday morning. People rushed to him and someone said "bring some water and pour it out on him". The man opened his eyes and replied "if I needed water, I would have fainted in front of Osun state Water Corporation" look at where I fainted and do the right thing.

iamkingkissss

Sometimes I feel like going to d CINEMA with a lot of AGBALUMO instead of popcorn and sit @ d extreme end(back) and start Stoning people d seed.

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Shebi Dey aff kukuma off light...

Some people just don't have the spirit of forgiveness. How will you sweep your room, adding entrance join and all you could use as parker is ur ex's picture

Ko daa naw...

good evening guys...

IF UR GIRLFRIEND SENT U THIS LETTER AND IT IS READ BY UR
SISTER, HOW WILL U FEEL

Letter from Sikira of Ilorin

Dear olalekan, longs time no see. If they say is water that
will cook fish finish, I will not belif it. Is this how other
lofers are behafe to theirself?

U haf refus to call me for
the past one mont. and if I tries ur numba, mtn will be
say your numba is unreach, is unreach.

You refus to fisit me efen when u ear that my father haf contract guinea worm. Is this how to treat ur in-laws? I know we
haf not marry but I know uer my horseband from
heafen.

Efri day when I am wake up, uer the first person I see. Roshida tell me for last week that she see u with one girl in front of Mr big. She efen tell me that u hog together.

If u think u can leaf me uer decive urself. Olalekan,olalekan, how many times I call u? It will not be better for anybody that wan to scatter our middle.

Any way the mane purpose of my letter is to tell u that I haf took in for u. I go for testing yesterday to confarm it.
My grandmar talk that it be like am carrying twins. I
haf been fery fery happy since yesterday. I haf give the twins name o......sifau and musibau.

I don't sure if u like it. Come n see me tomorrow because I am fery weak now. Silifa, my younger sister, comes home with her boyfriend
yesterday.if u see d boy,very Hansome but not up to you sha.he also get a swagger. I want u to get one too. Let I forget, please dont forget to send the money for the aso-
ebi for anti taiba's naming o.

The color is red and
yellow.Red for the 'buba', and yellow for the 'iro'. They said we can use any color for the 'gele'. But me I want to use blue. I will now wear that my green curf shoe.

I cannot wait to send you the photo. My lof, ten is happening in this world o. dont say I am the one that tell you o.i hear that it's not anti taiba's horseband that gif her the belle that she use to born the
pregnancy. True true, the baby is not resemble him. But what consign me?

I have tell efribody that my boyfriend is a enginia and they eager to see u. Yours frightfully. .Sikira.

Please don't laugh alone. Put a smile on somebody's face

DEDICATED TO MR TASIII AND BLESSESDVISKY
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I know my future wife is somewhere with her boyfriend wasting their time, thinking they will get married and even counting how many kids they will get... i just pity the poor boy****





©NIHALLA 7

DEDICATED TO SARZ.
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Can you just imagine GT bank, Diamond bank, Wema bank, First Bank, skye bank, Zenith bank, and even Reekado bank.....None of them is as useful as POWER BANK.......
*Good evening*

DEDICATED TO EVAKINQZ
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That moment you went to buy something from your crush shop, and your mom said you should return it that it's too costly ..

Mummy please na.

i really appreciate u guys for your likes and comment .. let's continue...

sarz:
Nyx wuk bro

Mr sarz.. I salute.. tanks for ur comment...

blessedvisky:
Kool

. thanks....

Tasiii:
Bro!, u are too much.waiting 4 next update .

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Tasiii
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na God save u.
I thought u are not going to comment..
tanks

Evakinqz:
I wanted to quote one particular one yu dropped den i realised i couldn't quote all, they are all very lovely.

Keep dem coming bro, we dey yur back like hutch .

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tanks bruh
watch out for more.

That awkward moment African Mom want to beat u with belt and u started running, while chasing, she accidentally fall down.

You will just be saying rubbish like " Mom, I am not running away from u, me am just jogging ni o"

This morning i dreamt that Dangote woke me up and said Boss your food is ready
Please is this Malaria or Typhiod??