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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 3D ENTHUSIAST ZONE: Blender 3d For The Novice Of The Highest Order! by kinglekiss(m): 2:51am On Apr 25, 2017
woooooow..
you guys are so awesome..
pls someone should help me out.
I already know how to make a object like bowl,cup etc.but the problem their is putting color and all kind of things to make it attractive, maybe is because i dont understand the texturing.
pls if you have a good tutorial that explain all aspect of the blender(both color,texturing)
I will be glad if someone help me by dropping the link to download or visit the tutorial
Education / Re: Download Bob Dylan's They Are A Changing/independence by kinglekiss(m): 12:42am On Apr 25, 2017
If you are not able to download the song click the link below and download it from this site
http://mp3pn.biz/song/12618303/Bob_Dylan_-_The_Times_They_Are_A-Changin_album/
Education / Download Bob Dylan's They Are A Changing/independence by kinglekiss(m): 12:38am On Apr 25, 2017
DOWNLOAD BOB DYLAN'S THEY ARE A CHANGING/INDEPENDENCE(A POST BY RIDWAN OLAMILEKAN)
Good day to y'all. Time they are a changin is a song Vanessa was listening when she was writing a letter to her friend(Jane).Hope you remembered. I know you will be like 'yes' i remember.So I did a little research on Bob Dylan and I finally found the song. The song is so inspiring. If you are able to download the song show some appreciation.
Click on the link below to download it
http://cs1.mp3.pm/download/12618303/dEljcnhINmJUZ0V4VWZIY3JXeUtsRHA3ajd5WjcrSXBGRHhJdFlVTDNVWlhZWmhISVdEcUZHeE1VcVYwNDFDdVQ5TmUwRHg1Q25BVHU1TEs0WHFHYlpmYU1wVDQ1a0w1Sk5uYjZqdFBLd3NENDRSZkhYa2VLa2dxN0IwOUNxYXk/Bob_Dylan_-_The_Times_They_Are_A-Changin_album_(mp3.pm).mp3

Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Check Out This Awesome Artworks By Artist Victor Colin Oledibe #artlivesabst by kinglekiss(m): 5:50am On Mar 29, 2017
amazing..good work bro.I love it

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: The Street Style – A Fashion/ Style/ Documentary Overview Of LAGOS by kinglekiss(m): 5:37am On Mar 29, 2017
nice work..really love ur concept..
Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:31am On Feb 19, 2017
At the bank;
Teller : sir pls this money is fake
Alhaji: the money is mine, the account is mine, what's ur problem? put it in there!
i was shocked

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Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:29am On Feb 19, 2017
Not all men are romantic..
If you see how some remove their ladies panties as If they are stating a generator...

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Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:28am On Feb 19, 2017
This life sef So easy to lose focus One minute you Are going to save money at all cost The next minute you are buying Suya saying 'I cannot kill myself'

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Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:25am On Feb 19, 2017
happy sunday

Romance / Re: Valentine Special: Behold It Is Written In The Book Of February 14.... by kinglekiss(m): 12:07pm On Feb 13, 2017
robosky02:


Behold it is written in the book of February

Verse 4:
"Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself for any girl for peace I will grant to him."

Verse 5:
"Hear ye hear ye, for girls so love February 14 that they gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date, but know ye that who so ever does not make that mistake shall not have the fear of 9 months assignment."


bros well done sir...this ur message strong oo

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Webmasters / Re: 3 Reasons Why You Should Not Move From Blogger To Wordpress, Yet! by kinglekiss(m): 1:41am On Feb 10, 2017
woo..nice write up..I like ur template man..how can I get it..

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Webmasters / Re: How To Create A Blogger Blog And Rank It On Google Search Engine by kinglekiss(m): 1:35am On Feb 10, 2017
thanks man..like ur post,easy to read and fully explain..
Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:16am On Feb 10, 2017
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:15am On Feb 10, 2017
dedicated to nimi 22,doctor 306, adten2
Joke of the day!!!

My mum is too religious. Over 30 pictures of Jesus Christ hanging on our wall. I grew up thinking he was my uncle.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:13am On Feb 10, 2017
LETS LAUGH BRUH..
DEDICATED TO ejamahrandy
,Be careful incase you meet the fake Christiano Ronaldo on Facebook
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Me: Thanks for accepting my request
Ronaldo: Yeah,you are welcome
Me : Are you the real Ronaldo? Because i am 1 of your greatest fan,i love the way you play!
Ronaldo: Sure,i am the real footballer,and thanks for the compliment!
Me : Ok,enjoy your money!
Ronaldo: Which money?
For this Buhari time?
nah u give me money?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:09am On Feb 10, 2017
ifeanyi599:
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How to deal with someone who disturbs you with calls....Go to OLX, advertise iPhone 7 for N20,000, leave his number as a contact, then sit back, smile and drink chilled coke. Then watch God fighting your battle.



dis got me rolling on the floor, keep up d good work bro....

still laughing..woooo..lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:08am On Feb 10, 2017
adten2:
#MadJam...... Kontinieu d Gud Whork
thanks man...
Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:07am On Feb 10, 2017
doctor306:

Bad belle y don't you post yours let's praise you Mtchewww undecided[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] tongue
sight u bruh..thanks

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Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:06am On Feb 10, 2017
Nimi22:
Lawd of mercy. I just came across this and I've laughed terribly. Thanks kinglekiss
you are welcome..thanks
Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 12:44am On Feb 10, 2017
thanks to u all for the support guys..am glad.be expecting more joke.. ..

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Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 12:41am On Feb 10, 2017
ejamahrandy:
So this dude is copying old jokes from the net without acknowledgment or link to the original sites he copied it from, and some dude here are praising him like he came up with the concept. Anyway it's all good.
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how are u doing bruh..I Neva claim am d writer of this jokes and if u look my thread very well its says "come and laff loud it loud..and I think we are all brothers in nairaland and I don't know what u gain in typing this or d I offend u ?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:09am On Feb 05, 2017
Missperfect28:
Mr kingle kiss,dem swear 4 u?u wan make pesin die from laugh?bcuz of u i don piss 4 body now*covers ha face* kip it up sha
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laughing out loud..haaaaa
I can't stop laugh..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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this joke is dedicated to u....

Some people will be forming boss as whatsapp admin. Even Zuckerberg sef doesn't have the pride they have. What's even surprising me the most is they wouldn't be the one that created the group. They begged the original admin to make them an admin

That's so pathetic.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 5:59pm On Feb 04, 2017
#FunnyThrowbackPosts
1.) You know you are going to jail if Segun Arinze is presented as an eye witness
2.) Some pretty girls are just evil... They will fart and look at you to the extent
you will be suspecting yourself...
3.) Ibadan rappers be like
My Blood is full you can call me bloody fool..
5.) If you think you are having a bad day...just remember that there's an Ibadan
girl trying to pronounce 'parallelogram'..
6.) Things that confuses me
I've never seen a mad Hausa man before... Abi Dem no dey mad?
7.) You'll just be eating hot eba watching Empire next thing two men will just
start kissing each other and the eba in your mouth will turn salty..
8.) Person will lost phone and be lying that "no be the phone dey worry me sef,
na my contacts" Ur nyash
9.) Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I should break up? Don't you know that Love is all about forgiveness.
forgive and forget...
10.) Some people are blessed with Wickedness ..
How can I beg u for salt n u tell me your mum has counted it...
11.) One idiot used''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone
...His china phone rang in the bank
today, for over 1hour now we are still looking
for the cashier and two security men ...
12.) A baby is never a mistake or surprise!
You had sex without condom... What were you expecting??
iPhone 7 or Range Rover
13.) I cried for 2 hours when she told me she took 1st in her WAEC result..
...Some people can lie ehn!!!

14.) I miss those people in primary school that use to say ' if I give you one dirty
slap, you will fly to America'... Come and slap me now ooo
15.) I heard a king in Kenya is referred to as 'His Royal Darkness'... I'm trying to
cry but I can't...
16.) Since Buhari became President, you cannot even see N20 on the floor again..
17.) I remember back in Nursery school
My girlfriend broke up with me just becos I sharpened pencil for another girl..

Which numba did it for u??

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Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 5:56pm On Feb 04, 2017
Assuming you received this # ALERT from your bank:
"Dear Customer #10,000 has been deducted from your account 002163.....**** for President Muhammed Buhari's trip to UK it's your donation in support of his medical bills in London ... THANK YOU FOR BANKING WITH US.
Question: What Will You Do
share with friends and see how Nigerian dey para
Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 5:54pm On Feb 04, 2017
Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible? Doctor: Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carries a Gun wherever he goes. One day he took his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, and it died!!! Guy: Nonsense!! How possible?? Someone else must've shot the Lion... Doctor: Good!! You understood the Story. Next patient please...

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Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 5:53pm On Feb 04, 2017
happy weekend guys..let's laugh
Literature / Re: Click Here.you Will Like It After Reading It.. by kinglekiss(m): 5:31pm On Feb 04, 2017
still need more story writer...
Webmasters / Re: See How To Get Your Payoneer Master Card Free With $25 Bonus All Free(2017) by kinglekiss(m): 11:23pm On Feb 03, 2017
GoodyOG:
Are a blogger, a freelancer or an affiliate marketer,or an internet buyer, you always want to get your payment as easily as possible. But if you are from one of the Paypal unsupported countries like Nigeria and some other countries, it might be a bit difficult for you to get your payment. To get paid quickly, you can use Payoneer global payments service.


Payoneer makes it easier to get paid online. It is a New York based online payment solution that handles money transfer safely and securely to over 200 countries worldwide. It offers a Free Payoneer Prepaid MasterCard® that can be used on MasterCard supported ATM booths.

What Is Payoneer?
payoneer is an industry-leading global payout platform that simplifies the world of commerce by removing limitations that typically surrounds international commerce.
As a payout company, Payoneer works just like Paypal. It started its journey under the membership of MSP (Member Service Provider) MasterCard.
It gives you and I the opportunity to possess a free MasterCard (Debit Card) which is accepted worldwide for payments & transactions.
Payoneer came into being in 2005 and has its headquarter in New York. Its reliability as a payment platform has made it popular around the world as it is used in almost 200 countries.
In this guide, I will explain how you can obtain this card in Nigeria in order to receive online payment.
I will put this down in a step by step process so that you can quickly take action.

Why We Need Payoneer Master Card.

As a Nigerian, you must be well aware of the restriction PayPal has placed on Nigeria. This has seriously handicapped Nigerians who are willing to carry out online transactions with other countries.
For example, you may have a product to sell but because you lack PayPal it becomes difficult for you to receive payment.
Or perhaps you need to get the latest WordPress theme, however, the inability to have a pay pal account makes it difficult to make online purchases.
These are some of the problems that Nigerian face and a major reason why you need to obtain the card.
You need the card because it allows Nigerians to make purchases online as well as to receive payment from other countries. The best part of it is that you can easily register for one and make money in the process.


HOW TO OF GET YOUR PAYONEER CARD FOR FREE


Step#1. Visit Their Website and Sign up HERE
Image result for payoneer
Step #2 Fill in Your Personal Detail(first name,last name,email and date of birth)


Step #3 Fill in Your Contact Detail
Where your address is required ensure you put in the correct address. Filling in an incorrect address will make you misplace the card as the card won’t be delivered to you.Make sure you input your correct address and your street postal code.For Nigerians,Click Here to locate the postal code for your state postal code.


Step #4 Fill in Your Security Detail
In this section you would be requested to fill in your password, ensure you use letters and numbers in order to make the password strong. If you fail to use them, you will be unable to conclude the registration


Step #5 Fill in The Almost Done Section
In this section you’ll be requested to provide an ID card. You can use a passport, a national ID or drivers license. Just input the number of your card into the space provided.


After filling in the ID details you will need to tick the box as shown below.


After this you can click the submit button.

Step #6: Check Your Mail
You would receive a mail requesting you to click order confirmation. Click on the link and wait for about 15 minutes. After 15 Minutes, you would receive another message approving your request.

So this is it.If you follow the steps above you will get your mastercard within two weeks.I registered on January 7,2017 and my card got delivered on January 25,2017.Below is a prove of my card that got delivered.

KINDLY CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO GET TO REGISTER FOR THE MASTER CARD FOR FREE
http://www.goodiestechs.tk/2017/02/how-to-get-free-payoneer-mastercard.html
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i have open payooner bfor but i drop some wrong information..is it possible to open another payooner..
Webmasters / Re: See How To Get Your Payoneer Master Card Free With $25 Bonus All Free(2017) by kinglekiss(m): 11:22pm On Feb 03, 2017
i have open payooner bfor but i drop some wrong information..is it possible to open another payooner..
Literature / Click Here.you Will Like It After Reading It.. by kinglekiss(m): 3:25am On Feb 03, 2017
hello my fellow nairalanders
hello to the book lovers
hello to story writer.
some of you might have know me in the joke section..
I'm a story writer ,book lover, and a story blogger..
I owned Facebook page which I post story regularly.so I decided to create a blog for my fans ...
to make the story short. I promote story.
let what you like become your business..
I don't just want to copy and paste story to my blog so I need story writer and I will pay him/she well.
you can contact me with my gmail account lekangist@gmail.com
and this is blog
www.lekangist..com
thank you...
Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 3:09am On Feb 03, 2017
You can identify a virgin girl with the way she urinates. If she urinates and the sound goes like Tiziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii know she is a virgin. But if she urinates like Shwaaaaaaaaaaa as if you have switched on bathroom showers, My brother i have a story to tell you! The holy place has been destroyed.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 3:08am On Feb 03, 2017
DEDICATED TO ALL MY FANS....I LOVE YOU ALL....
In South Africa, Nelson Mandela was ill, he was hospitalized in his home country, his people prayed for him to get well but unfortunately he kicked the bucket....
In Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari is critically ill, he is currently been hospitalized in UK, his people are praying for him to die, infact they have stationed buckets everywhere for him to kick and die....
Why?
# truetalk

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