prettythicksme:
Honey shey harmattan don dry u brain nii? cc:CUM4WHAT

Dry bone shall rise again after diz prayer, let me go and call itubo and dey prophet to come with cane... CUM4WHAT mus cum4pvccy

PinkBarbie:
Nope. From one of it's neighbouring states but I've never been to there.

Ok, but you ll visit diz xmas na?

PinkBarbie:
Didn't even recognize my language. Wane woke.

Like seriously, you re an imolite?

wicked

Let me just put it and bring it out, i wnt do anything

PinkBarbie:
Which one is janazuglo again? Which people speak the language?

na igbo i bein write ooo, hw far u na?

PinkBarbie:
Which one is janazuglo again? Which people speak the language?

People of the inland republic in the shores of upper river in eastern republic of southern imo

PinkBarbie:
What language is this? Translate please.

Itz janazuglo language, meaning can i make contact with u dz xmas nd get u xmas gift?

HateU2:
U dey praise urself
Let ur girl be d judge of dat. It's only girls dat enjoy fore--play not u bikko

My ex dey call my hand magic hand nd my new friend (friends with benefit) dey call me shock man, datz i dey give her shock to da body

Op try with me and u ll receive sweet jesus pain, coz of dey iron rod

PrimeMinisterr:
. . . . lol, iwotago !

nna enwere ka o ga adi muah aga loan to dat way ooo

PinkBarbie:
Mtchew some topics I see here sef.

lol, barbie ka anyi ruo na xmas

HateU2:
'Holy evil doers' I like dat

Badoo sneh *winkz*

obinnashady:
eze nnunu,eme anyi aruo.

Ahuru m gi papa

PrimeMinisterr:
. . . . lol mua n'agba Italian league o.

hahahaha italian league ndi rough

HateU2:
Yes oooo
Why will u dig me for 20mints
Biko! Some guys don't even knw that pre-intimacy is important. They just wanna go in there. pre-intimacy determines how long I will let u dig in










Pastors, deeper lifers, pretenders, hypocrites don't qquote me

if it is pre-intimacy, i dnt have issue with that. The problem is asking a nicgar questions and trying to kill his spirit.. gat damn... If i go pre-intimacy with you mehn u ll pure pap for my bed sheet tire.

PrimeMinisterr:
and those questions can be annoying eh !

I dey tell you, some i go even carry vex tear dey kpekus with fuel and fire.

HateU2:
Then go to another segment

Dnt mind those holy evil doers

PrimeMinisterr:

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nna iwelu time iyo biko, mua enwero time o. mua adirokwa ayo biko.

obu kwa rape case ka i ga aza ozo

obinnashady:
umu nwa choro ka konji gbuo mmadu na obodo a,mana aka m ha ike.

Onye mpa, nye ha ya ka ha siri choo

naughtynaughty:
we r on d same page o. I dnt lyk dt thing too..makes my body weak and legs shake.

How old do u say u re again?

obinnashady:
I di egwu papa

nna m, amaghi m ka m ga esi na ayo mmadu biko ya n agbari agbari

flawlesRebirth:
SEX.
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. I DONT LIKE THAT THING.... .
. NO BODY SHOULD QUOTE ME..ABEG

Then u gerera hie

Specialbaby:
Isnt it too early to be talking about sex?

Whatz diz one saying?

obinnashady:
Lmao....nwa m ira gbuola onwe gi na _ otu

hmmmm, papa agbaru otu oso

I was chatting with a white lady friend of mine on facebook few days ago, we were discussing things about life and relationships and she raised a topic on sex, saying that she learnt that nigerian men last longer in bed (atleast thirty minutes for a round of quickie) than men of other countrys, I have to say yes to know if she ll change her mind and visit me soon than when she booked. But there is one thing that the dont know, which is that among those thirty minutes, twenty minutes is used to answer questions and beg a nigerian lady to allow you dig her. you ll hear what do you want from me, what do you take me for, who am i to you, ll you not leave me like you did to other girls after having ur way, before he ll answer all and explain why he said what ever he said, he must have lost interest in touching her and if he eventually do have sex with her, he ll release in nine minutes. Ladies pls you people should stop this

Gosh; am enjoying this jab, wey dis kidz go? Abeg make una kum continue

la click la walk upside down