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| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Emperortj93(m): 10:56am On Nov 13, 2015 |
misspicy:better go create ur own man b4 u go old for ground 1 Like |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Emperortj93(m): 11:00am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Andyblaze:i don leave politics section cus of this story. Oya drop gist b4 my fellow patriots begin MENTION me 1 Like |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 11:00am On Nov 13, 2015 |
moneyhungry: Taaaah I no go silent |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by bist: 11:01am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Brandnew2: #word!!! |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 11:02am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Emperortj93: I dey come |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by misspicy(f): 11:02am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Emperortj93:who ask you amebo gbefila aproko  |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Emperortj93(m): 11:04am On Nov 13, 2015 |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Emperortj93(m): 11:04am On Nov 13, 2015 |
1 Like |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Mckayzee(m): 11:05am On Nov 13, 2015 |
misspicy:See her mouth..   1 Like |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Emperortj93(m): 11:05am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Andyblaze:welcome kuntinu |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by McTobe(m): 11:08am On Nov 13, 2015 |
mylifemyrules:You are absolutely right, unfortunately not many will see it in that light. From his post I understand the poster is still a student that was why I overlooked to call him to caution. give him 4 years from now he may not bring himself to put up this kinda post no matter how hilarious. the concept of moral murder doesn't mean a thing to some people though no man can evade the consequence |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by misspicy(f): 11:13am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Mckayzee:  |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by misspicy(f): 11:14am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Emperortj93:i ask for your advice |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Emperortj93(m): 11:19am On Nov 13, 2015 |
misspicy:okay andyblaze come update b4 some single oldie youngie go make me say word for lack of a better word |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by joanana(f): 11:22am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Andy , come update the gist naaaaa come on.................... |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by misspicy(f): 11:23am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Emperortj93:wat naw,must you quote me...hian |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Nobody: 11:32am On Nov 13, 2015 |
The fiction in the story is clearly outlined. Op you have exposed the gal already, |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by kingofpool: 11:41am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Bia andy better go carry ur medicine drink and come complete this story, coz as my temperature don dey rise eeh hmmm |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Eleniyan15: 11:42am On Nov 13, 2015 |
jollyjoy are you the girl |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Nobody: 12:33pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Una sure say the babe neva go warn Andy? |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by oromankirisi(f): 12:35pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
..come and finish what you started!!  |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by DiegoNakel(m): 12:38pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Nuellah02:Nice Moniker  |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by iamtomi(f): 12:42pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
where is the concluding part na |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Nobody: 12:44pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
DiegoNakel:Thankyou.. *smiles |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by DiegoNakel(m): 12:52pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Nuellah02:you are welcome !!! |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by flokii: 12:54pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Andyblaze d Kitty slayer .. I sure say you pop her cherry... bad guybtw wen you sef go start Book Launch na... yor writing no bad |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 12:57pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
"Hey! Wetin u dey here dey do na? I think say I don warn u about this kind life? Carryover no mean say ur life don end na" I immediately shifted focus back to my roommate. "Oh my gosh andy, who is this guy, thought u told me we were alone here" the babe was visibly upset and turned back and walked towards the room. Choi...my roommate don spoil my choppings...I was lost for words as the babe picked up her phone from the bed and looked headed for an exit and as she was walking towards the door my roommate opened his mouth to speak for the first time... "Please, I meant no harm, I didn't know andy was expecting someone, when I came in here the room was empty so I went straight to the toliet, I wasn't pooing, just sitting and thinking about the carryover I just got in a course" "You're a bloody liar" the babe retorted. "Why did I even trust someone I met online, so andy u and ur roommate planned to use me as your porn movie so he can eavesdrop and watch when you make your moves...ughh such kids!" I tried to explain to her that I wasn't in on any of this but d babe no gree, my roommate was behind stammering "sorry..am sorry" as he dey talk the thing dey pain me more sef....the babe then turned to my roommate and told him he's a liar that she's been in the room even before I went out so it was never empty and then my roommate said the most grace-saving thing of the day.. "When I came in the room was empty and I headed straight into the bathroom, I actually heard a sound from the kitchen, garri spill sound and I thought it was andy so I didn't bother to talk or check, it was when I heard andy's voice coming from the room and then a feminine voice that I knew he probably had a female visitor over and I didn't know how to come out anymore, I thought the female voice was one of our neighbour's so I've been waiting for her to leave before I come out and then u came and found me in the bathroom" My ears could not believe that such a demonic roommate had come up with such an excuse and explanation and the look on the babe's face when he talked about the sand of garri spilling showed that she was feeling guilty and was probably considering not putting much blame on my roommate or suspecting him of hiding there to watch afterall she actually was in the kitchen..."choi! After today escapade I go beat my roommate for messing up but I go still praise am for coming up with such an intelligent excuse... But the babe although looking seemingly beaten, still stood her ground and said she was going, I looked at my roommate with anger blazing through my eyes like coal as she signalled me to go after her with his own eyes, omor na there another thing enter...the babe don walka out of my verandah dey walka towards my lodge gate to comot na I follow her start to dey beg am say am sorry for such embarrassment, she come dey tell me say no be me be the problem say wetin dey vex her be say as we dey kiss if to say her mind no tell her to go bathroom maybe by now somebody else for don use her for viewing pleasure and maybe video am sef" I could sense in her voice that she wasn't happy but that she wasn't pushing me off forever..I continue to dey follow am dey tell am say make we go back na, say I go tell my roommate to leave say d guy no be my roommate sef say na just person wey come squat with me for sometime. The babe say wetin I take her for say I want my roommate to comot so wetin go happen kwanu... As I don dey try convince am for road we walka sotey we reach the front of the fast food "Jovit" na I see say no way, next thing now go be her stopping a taxi and going back na I'm I drop the bomb..."Okay sweetie even if u have to go atleast I promised to flex u, let's go into this eatery so atleast I can make sure I kept up my promise and make sure your belly has a goodtime" Immediately her steps halted, she turned and smiled at me "andy you're such a darling oo, much more a darling than a clown as ur online life suggests" for my mind I say ur papa.. "I don't really feel hungry sha but let's go inside and eat"she added..."I hope u will also get me some takeaways ooo" I tell her say dat 1 no be problem.... Make we first enter d eatery from there I must convince am to go back my lodge with me and I look my watch it had been 15 minutes since I swallow the tramadol, I go try delay her inside the eatery for atleast 1 hour 30 minutes so incase we go back my lodge I go enter straight to "kpekus" before another demon go show...who knows this time around one of those cats always walking in our ceilings at night might fall into the room ..................................................................... 15 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 12:58pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
flokii: I never become kitty slayer until I actually slay the kitty Maybe I'll write someday |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Holywizard: 1:13pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
chaiiii. 1 Like |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 1:27pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
We just enter the eatery, I form form gentleman pull out one seat for her for a empty table... "Hmmm this people's AC is 100 volts, I hope I can manage with it for long oo, where I normally eat is kilimanjaro at Aba road, there AC is 300 volts its the type suited for my skin" My jaw drop inside, come this babe sabi form rubbish atimes oo, I thought to myself as I was about asking her for what she wanted before going to the counter to make my order, which one come be "volts" for measuring AC and moreover wetin concern me with her skin and how e dey relate with coolness, afterall she no be lightskin babe sef, and if na so she for no fit dey for my room na afterall until light come fan sef no even dey on...anyway sha I no gats keep quiet so I come say "yeah their AC is not that cool sha, its like the type I normally experience when I enter local flights in nigeria, international airlines and flights are way cooler" before I go wait to see her reaction to my own "bobo" I asked "so what would u wanna get started with..?" "Get me one plate of fried rice na, and chicken normal normal" "Which drink would u love" "Get me anything cool" Okay immediately I go counter order for 2 plates of fried rice and chicken and extra chicken then I collect one bottle of smirnoff ice and 1 bottle of fayrouz... Back to my table, we started eating, gisting and getting to know more about each other, occasionally when a song was shown on the plasma which hung directly opposite us she would talk about how she loves or hate it and also talk about the flaws in it, I gotta admit she was quite a good critic... We don eat finish I check time...it was about 1:20pm...we had spent over an hour in the eatery then it was time to go, she reminded me of the takeaway and I went back, bought a box of pizza, her takeaway and one packet juice like that...then I playfully told her "we would eat the pizza at my place oo " as we were walking out of the eatery. "Hmmm, this guy shebi I told u I'm going home after this" Taaaaah! Ur papa, u wan chop almost 10k for my hand yet I never finger kitten sef? I told her "babe come on na, I've told u am sorry abt what happened, let's have a great day together na, remember this is just phase 1 of our flexing oo, we go still flex again" I enticed her... Like say na juju babe come mellow oo, come tell me say she no just know why she wan give me 2nd chance, say make I make sure say that boy for my room leave before she go even sitdown this time around...omor as she talk my my boomba kick inside trouser, "hmmmm this na natural libido abi TM libido" I thought to myself. Sharp sharp I held her hand while she held the items from the eatery in the other hand and we started walking down the path to my lodge again...I knew the TRAMADOL had dissolved by now so definitely I was gonna reap the rewards of my spending on that kitten by the time we got into my room. The kind nacking I carry for mind ehn chai, if only she could sense it she for don jejely shake her big yansh dey go after we eat...................................... 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Ay04z(m): 1:38pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Continue. |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by ritababe(f): 1:38pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Nice one. 1 Like |
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