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she is pretty o. Agreed. But how much revenue does she generate for the government?

sammieomoba:
Yes so

Ah. abeg o. make glo no increase price o. na them be baba

DDeliverer:
BUHARI is a good man sha...but badluck just dey follow the guy...
The man no get oil for head...everything wey he touch go just spoil..

no forget say 'SPoil' get 'OIL'

Thks picture looks photoshopped. Or is it?

What my friend and I just made up with this Lassa Fever everywhere.

Please. Even ur instincts wants u to put pillar there sir. I don't want anyone to blame engineers in the future when ur eba and egusi gets disturbed by a fall in the house.

Durentt:
Pink and a little dash of sterling blue

Pink? Blue? Abeg. Na that blue I wan carry comot sef

Thanks Y'all. But I still wonder how they'll look like. loool

menix:
Since u no wan hear pink nd purple, kukuma use white nd black..

Black and White ni

Hey guys, I'd need y'all to help color my room. I don't like the color being been used on the wall. I like to have colors complementing each other. Its a boys room please. I no wan hear pink and purple. Thank u.

YOU 'WATCH' A 'FILM'. YOU 'SEE' A 'MOVIE'. That's what my spoken English teacher said the last time we asked in class

phabulous88:
I'll be resuming work on 5th October 2015 and I'm so so thankful to God for this opportunity. I pray that God will bless any Nairalander looking for a job with a job that brings fulfillment and happiness.

. Same day I'll be writing PUTME . God help me

Godmother:
Ok thanks. Nut where is Obabiyi? Is it at Ikotun main bus stop

At Bailord, u can just walk up to the junctions where those road officers stay to control traffic. then just ask where they sell sewing machines. its on the same road side where phoned are sold. idk the name if that place, but I pass there everyday to my shop where I learn how to sew

I know where you can get o. At Obabiyi where those bikes drop off passengers, then u walk to the right side of the road, there's a storey building. I think painted in green. the sell there

If America disappears there wouldn't be FACEBOOK QUORA DROPBOX GOOGLE e.t.c. But what would happen if Nigeria disappears?

Hi y'all. Please who knows how to sew a men's shirt? Please kindly teach me. I have searched all over the internet none is showing step by step method: How to use the measurement, how to draw the pattern on the material before cutting and so on. Please I really need ur help. Thanks

May God make me prosper at the fashion designing I just enrolled for.

Just Imagine. How has it affected you too? I know this one is small

No offense. I hope he doesn't BEAT u

Date her. Do bad things like don't call, ask her to send u card most of the time bla bla bla and pray to God that she breaks up with u also pray that u don't fall for her o.

Did ur parents meet like this? (I'm sorry though)

Wedon:
Please what's the big deal

When someone serves you a meal, you should say 'thank you' . . . Be it your wife at home, waiter in a restaurant or even your cook. It's common courtesy for God's sakes.

And yes, my husband thanks me. Not necessarily out of 'respect' but out of courtesy.

Is this ur account? cos na (m) I dey see o instead of (f). lol :-)

dulux07:
If ur that desperate, u can attend a polytechnic, n later crossover to d university, or better still go for a pre-degree program

Yea. I tried that. wasn't admitted

kaybiel2u:
I'm a polytechnic student I can't give the advice to go to polytechnic d dichotomy is too much

So I won't feel separated or?

dulux07:
The statement about d fed govt, was more like an irony.
The fed govt over d years ve neglected n failed to publicize n develop polytechnics. They focus majorly on universities. Even d universities r nothin to write abt, how much more poly.

But I can't just stay at home. It sucks waking up every morning and having nowhere to go. Just to eat and sleep back. or do house chores if there is

modelboy:
.....

Please. Why waste my land when u came invest ur opinion na

dulux07:
Ur uncle has given u d ans already, here in nigeria, polytechnics r not well recognised, all thks to d fed govt.

I still don't get it please. Why thank FG? What have they done?

A brother was telling me that polytechnic is not recognized this days cos I didn't do well in my jamb and I don't wanna keep derailing my brain ( I feel like I'm getting dull as I don't have a place to learn and it gets boring trying to read). I mean, what is wrong with polytechnic? Where did it all go wrong? Meanwhile, I'm also considering upgrading though as in DE by Gods grace. Thanks

I am lucky to be born in the 90's. And yes of course, I have seen a lot of cartoons growing up as a kid. But there's one that has always gotten my mom's attention (Someone who doesn't watch cartoons). It's the Pinky and the Brain. What do u miss about this cartoon. Imagine this small rat trying to rule over the world. Their dialogue goes thus...

Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain : The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try
to take over the world!
Brain : We must prepare for tomorrow night.
Pinky: Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?
Brain : The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try
to take over the world!
Chorus : They're Pinky, They're Pinky and the Brain
Brain Brain Brain Brain!

9jvirgin:
Make this Canadian Embassy no fvck up this time. Even if na two weeks, Make dem give us.

Amen Bro. 2 years at least

ziqqz:
woman; human being born into a lifetime of torture and obsession with beauty by all means.

#thankgoodnessihaveadick

lol. Some women have dick too

There are different types of wedding gown o. The massive type, like the one GEJ's daughter wore on her wedding and the small type like u see in all this white movies where they just wear simple white armless gown. I think u can always wear the simple kinds over and over again.