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Never wanted this thing to end. Never wanted this thing to end. :-(

acenazt:
see this one. When going to the stream is punishable by Papa's cane you will do all you can to conceal any traces of it. Note when u swim your body gets dry and white.

I dedicate this moment to tell u TWALE!!!

doctokwus:
My brother I woke up from that dream sweating and had to quickly scan d web to confirm GMB finally won.
My only wish now is that never again should someone of GEJ capability or better put incapability ever rule over us again,even in our dreams.

nice one bro. God bless ur ministry

doctokwus:
I had a dream yesterday that my dream of a GMB victory was a dream.
But even in that dream I was crying,asking God what sin Nigerians have committed to b cursed with GEJ for another 4yrs.The prophet in d dream now told me that because there are too many liars, murderers, crooks and deviants in Nigeria,God wants to punish us for 4 more years for our docility in accepting such characters at d helm of our affairs for several years such that after 4 more years our sufferings under GEJ would have been so terrible,we wouldn't need anyone to guide us to doing d right thing by taking our destinies into our hands.
When I woke up and realised d reality of a GMB presidency,I did d sign of d cross.But this May 29 for GMB to take over is now looking so distant because of this nightmare I had.
I wish the handover is tomorrow.

Are u kidding me? Thank God say the 4years don dey pass sha. Say e no be like Israelites wey go 40 yrs. lol

Misogynist2014:
Is it true that the universe is either from an intelligent source or from non intelligent source.

If no one has been able to prove it wrong that there is a universe, then its from an intelligent source. You Get?

Dear Nairalanders, who knows the guitar line for d'ija's 'awww' song. I got attracted to the song cos of that intro. FYI- Just started playing the guitar. Thanks

bishopoliver:
You are forgiven, go and sin no more !!!

Lol. thank u o for forgiving me. u sef go get forgiveness, and sinning no more is ur choice. lol

or it could mean #Shoro Niyen followed with #Iranu Abasha

We know science to have studied Earth itself, all that is in it ie living and non living. Even studied space also. And still studying. But can Science give a proof that my ALMIGHTY GOD doesn't exist sha?

Squeeze face in mockery manner

korel9:
I saw this girl's pic she took naked on her friend's phone and when I accosted her about it what she could shamelessly mutter was "...as long as you can't see me naked nothing spoil."

I was like, what's the difference?

Lol. When u see it with ur korokoro eyes. Its the same girl that will tell u 'So far as u can not touch it' #IranuAbacha

himkers:
One down, remaining MTN and Titus Sardine

You be thief? why u still am from my mind?

himkers:
One down, remaining MTN and Titus Sardine

You be thief? why u still am from my mind?

geezzzyy:
A man after my heart. I know he'll vote wisely

The great man of God was accompanied by the registrar of the University, Dr Oludayo.






http://www.nigeriatell.com/news/photo-bishop-oyedepo-at-a-polling-unit-today#.VRbjldoo9zQ

Op please. why not man of Great God

OK. This question goes to APC fans. You always shout change! change!! change!!! But have you ever asked what specific change you want? what is that change you want your APC to bring to you that Jonathan hasn't begun. Is it security you want? Or its the Chibok girls that is making you shout for change?

According to what my trusted pastor has told me on a topic like this. Let him have a set aside time at which he reads his bible. He doesn't have to read at length. He can read a verse but he should understand it, digest it, and let him have FAITH that God will help him According to what my trusted pastor has told me on a topic like this. Let him have a set aside time at which he reads his bible. He doesn't have to read at length. He can read a verse but he should understand it, digest it, and let him have FAITH that God will help him

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naijaboiy:
it should have been fashola if you ask me...whether Muslim or christian.

I don't know who this osibanjo is

I guess they just want to make everything balance

Fashola is even better as their presidential candidate than that old man

Governor Fashola no fit run presidential candidate na. The man get sense. If Lagos can be a country with fashola in it. E go better

naijaboiy:
it should have been fashola if you ask me...whether Muslim or christian.

I don't know who this osibanjo is

I guess they just want to make everything balance

Fashola is even better as their presidential candidate than that old man

Governor Fashola no fit run presidential candidate na. The man get sense. If Lagos can be a country with fashola in it. E go better

Ahn ahn. 33 views and one comment. Make una talk na

Buhari still fine o. Na dis kyn ppl dey giv me hope to join military. lol ;DBuhari still fine o. Na dis kyn ppl dey giv me hope to join military. lol

So I have been pondering on this matter for quite sometimes now. Why does our police force carry AK47 up and down like say na toy gun? What is wrong with pistol that they can easily have control over. For instance, lets say that there's an incident whereby police men have to run for their lives, where do the put this AK47? Especially when its all this pot bell men? And if you ask 10 to come out and scatter this gun and rearrange it, they surely won't be able to.


Eyin ti Nairaland
People of Nairaland.
Please Add to the matter.

I don know say na women.

50Naira note is not a small money sometimes. Even 10Naira can get the madness out of you. But when that's all you have left and you really need to get something with them that's when one person will now tell you that its has TORN. Please, Ejoo, Biko, What do you guys think about this polymerized currency notes. Thanks

jennykadry:
Ah! That heat. I call it welcome to Lagos heat. Nigeria still has a long way to go. I don't know what the aviation minister is there for. these people travel round the world and have seen how many countries have made their airport environment very conducive for everyone. Why can't they do the same for Nigeria ?

Because of my grandma we got someone to take us tru d stress of finding a gate. An airport in the US is just like a small civilized village. God help naija sha

jennykadry:
Ah. First time in a plane. I was very little then but I remember being all excited then .

Wait until you fly international. Woe betide you if you are transiting through Dubai. I remember meeting some Nigerians who like you were travelling for the first time and had no idea what to do in succh a big Airport....unlike Murtala

yeee. I remember at the airport in Dubai when we were to press a botton to enter an elevator, my grandma was like 'No press am o. u no know wetin go happen' If we ad elevators in this Murtala Mohammed Airport Ehn. chai. I also remember the kind of heat that too my fresh breath away when we got into our airport here.

gatiano:
In The Nation of Islam, The red/orange background represents the sun meaning truth and freedom
The crescent or the moon means equality
The star (5 pointed star at angle 72 degree each) represents justice.

the sun, the moon, the star all submit to the will of ALLAH.
Islam is the total submission to the will of ALLAH, which is was Jesus taught, freedom, justice and equality.

what does the cross stands for?

The cross is where our sins was bought with the love of Christ.

GogetterMD:
The crescent and the star was the symbol adopted by the last Islamic caliphate, the ottoman dynasty.

I still don't understand o

I have always thought about what the moon and the star means to the Muslim because I always see it on the cap of the mosque. I am christian, I have asked my Muslim friends they'd say they don't know. I just wanna know what it means at least I know what the cross means to Christianity. Thank you

1stola:
Please how old are you and which village are you currently residing?

. Lol. is dat supposed to b an insult? Am in Lagos

Mprex:
I tell my mummy i love her everytime we talk on phone but to her face, i havent been able to.














my daddy is a "military" man so no such drills!

yes. on fone

Can you tell your parents you love them to their face, especially your mom? Just asking, cos its kinda hard but not hard to tell ur girlfriend. Thats crazy

Rikidony:
AM TELLING U

cos am laffin here. ppl started lukin at m lik am crazy

missberrypop5:
Lol, in love? No, i guess its too much imaginations.

Wa gbayi. i praise u

msmon:
FP = Front Page

Thank u.