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Taaaah.. got something in her shorts.. there's no way she got a D.

I will PASS man.. *sick*

Everything na Govt.

I just got sick.!
Damn..! she is one hell of a sexy nurse.

Pidgin Proverbs crazy...

1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin. 2. Woman wey never see problem... Na im dey still hold breast run. 3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep. 4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later é go hear am. 5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat. 6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg. 7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD. 8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march? 9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far. 10. Person wey don faint before no be stranger to death. 11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see. 12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains. 13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit. 14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! é go hail himself 15. Toto water small, but é reach prick take baff. 16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND. 17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck. 18. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside. 19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they use style call him papa blind man. 20. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share meat. 21. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch. 22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open. 23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK. 24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start. 25. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food. 26. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you. 27. Thief wey jump fence enter house where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again. 28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury. 29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am. 30. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze. 31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am. 32. My thing and our thing no be the same oh. 33. Na happiness dey make prick stand. 34. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price am. 35. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala. 36. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London. 37. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans. 38. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup. 39. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap. 40. Akara and moin moin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different.
Kingin'

She's pretty tho..
She is certainly a Real Madrid fan. #JustSayin #Cr7

SeverusSnape:
The lying body language dull'ard again!

He could only say this rubbish lie on BBC Hausa because that is the only platform he can use to deceive his Arewan zombies.


...Come and try it on channels and disgrace yourself further. #Iwillstaviliseworldoilfumpfrice

You sound really foolish.. who are the Arewa Zombies.? you mofo's come up here to write trash as comments just for likes that wouldn't profit you or add your worthless life in the book of life.. if you don't have any shii reasonable to post just F*ck you self. if you don't see change in your country that's because your Life needs more change than Nigeria its self..
Next time you going to post a comment be careful with choice of words.

Rest In Peace Oluchi.
so SAD.

All you that are saying the photo is fake.. You all Hypocrites...

Assume Buhari is the person in the photo now, you will be shouting Thief.! that's how they steal Gov money.

To me that picture above doesn't look Photoshop it is True.

Shaaa Who him Help.

Eva is Bae..! <3

Who fucking cares if he is Igbo or Yoruba. We all more concerned about Tribe..

This foolish man sexually assaulted his own daughter for cheap 5mins Pleasure...

At this point Tribalism isn't the cause of anything.. the community or world in general is full with Evil doings...

Karma is a Bitch they say...!

kingin'

INTROVERT:

Congratulations to her and her hubby.
I heard she has been keeping her virginity till marriage, if true it'shighly commendable.







As many ladies as are seeing this and are still V's... keep your virginity till marriage. it's your pride. If you have lost yours already

lol why do you sound like you have lost yours.

Tomorrow we go see another Post of Brother rape female Cousin.. when you don give am scope and ideology on working on a female mind.

All these sexual post they cause high rates of Rape shaaaa..

Watin you say you they write abeg.? I am totally lost... Lool SMH..

Cutehector:
Who cult don help?

Co- ask..
mehn seriously it doesn't add up.. joining doesn't make you any different from being non human.

If you wan join cult., I keep saying it.. Join the profitable one wey money go they show wellas, no be fight fight cult. lol just teasing bro.

but be safe and decide wisely bro.

Good looking family.. No better Joy than having a Happy family. BOVI aka Apkos lol.

All those MEN (people) shouting My Woman My Everything.! walahi you go see say all na Format lol.

LMAO.. Omo the woman go Follow the Armed Robbers go their HOUSE Oh.! I no fit shout...

So Much private life matters just reviled in just one post by a female, address the main issue, you shouldn't have brought his sexual life into the matter. So eventually if He gets to Marry you 'Chi', you would be left with the guilt of exposing your man in the past because of anger or Jealousy. Think before we Act.

masterchi:
how do you know he is not the type?

How do we know if he Joined ISIS also.? No certainty in all.

cbrass:
It was under his watch and tutelage that RCCG came so low to what it is today, the redeemed of Pa Akindayomi is not what we have today

So its the present G.O's fault that pastors are acting in a manner-less way??
To be frank no one is at Fault here, it is just Destined that every thing goes in this manner. Just pray for a better life and stop Comparing and Accusing.

With this I am Highly Disappointed.. How can you think bringing a worldly man will make positive impact on your members life.?

its can't be said any clearer The End Time is Near.!
The fear of GOD. is beginning of Wisdom..

When hard work turns into Success and eventually pays. Balling wouldn't be a Problem.

NIGERIALOLoCOM:
What baffled me more is the 488 likes the immature blind boy got from that post.

Guess what.? the hug amount of likes from that niggas post are from Females.. some ladies are in support of the dumb ass mudafucker's decision tho. but the lady shaaa no fine gon

Was there any Signed Agreement between you and your "step sister"? I there wasn't well you don't have any backup to the story. and It is advisable to let your husband know, it would help you a lot. and congrats to you also for the Baby Boy you have now, your daughters now have a Step Brother.

Damn.! what sort of team is this now, they will go to Champions League and score 100goals and come to EPL to be struggling points. I weak #TeamManUnited

That is being Above Temptation.. now you all see why the man has loads of children, he gets seduce and well who can resist in most cases, NO ONE. Big Ups to My Niggaaa.! 2Baba #Twale

Does this still work.? I have been trying it and no positive response.. it keeps saying insufficient balance, and I have 500+ of credit on my sim.

Have any of you thought of sharing data.? that is after you get your 1gig data, if you haven't exhausted it before Sunday, you can share the data to your other etisalat line.. so the browsing still goes on till week days. note its 50mb you can send a time. Data transfer 1*pin(0000)*data amount*phone number# let's see if that works. there is always an alternative