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Its also the first thing im interested in.
There are several signs i cant date

Goo0dHardDick:
This op is a very funny dude.

Like you meet girls and you're curious to know what zodiac signs are they? Na Indian Dem dey do such things. Over here, if you haven't penetrate through a girl's defence, then you have never started anything serious with her.

Don't you find this a contradiction an unrealistic illusion from which you will wake up from in the not too distant future

lindqvistbergst:
Funny picture. Almost how I laugh when I walk around Nigeria.

Out of the two of us who has.......The wife, the kids, the family unit all under 1 roof? All without getting married, paying no family, not even meeting the family. With all my legal rights intact because I understand them? I flew to your country over a decade ago. Picked the woman i wanted and took her. Because the law says i can IF SHE CONSENTS TO IT. and meanwhile you are paying and begging people for the same legal rights you dont believe exist in Nigeria 😂

Have someone for this
Pleade Is this agency or direct connect ??

Irishivy:
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Women will see this thread , and join the comment readers association of NL

Aneg make una clear space for me .
I wan laff

lindqvistbergst:
Adhd.
Non linear brain.
I can multi task.
It causes me pain if I dont.
I asked Nairaland "why you process raw data so slowly?" You thought i was insulting you. I was asking you how. It baffles me, it confuses me.
I cant slow down mate. I get migraines if I do.
Everything is hands free now? I can research any subject, while driving my car and listening to music. Do you understand what kind of bliss that is when your brain is wired to hunt? Hunt anything! Information at your fingertips 24/7 and you are not taking advantage of that? While you do other things? Why?

Time isnt the problem. We just use it differently.

Im a bring an African Elephant for my daughters own

CJStarz:
Na to budget for cow for my son's graduation be dat.

See as mama sef turn sensation with everyone snapping her

You still siddon ontop the matter ?
Ogbeni you gat serious time on your hands

lindqvistbergst:
Grok screenshots part two.

But why doesn't it stop the arab millionaires from globetrotting with their numerous wives , concubines and harems ?
In a flying Porrn Palace

Meanwhile the first marriage na 2024 and looking into both girls eyes you can see that underlying wickedness as a recessive sleeper gene.
That man should watch his ccock, his food and his life

lindqvistbergst:
I think this man needs a further elaboration. Even IF you want it and even IF you choose it. You are still NOT entitled to it. There IS ALWAYS a burden of proof on you (you need to earn it chavvy) you have to prove that you can provide for the women and any children treating them all equally. You need to prove it to the women and their families. You are a member of a tribe + you could be Muslim. So it can be mandatory for you IF YOU WANT POLYGAMY. But thats you choosing tribal over statutory or Christian (monogamy) that blocks you and your wives from travelling alot of the world together.

Auntie help a brother out
Im seriously searching.
You mentioned 50 just point me in the right direction
No jokes or games

AbosedeFalade:
Congratulations to them. But Nairalander men, why don't you guys marry all these plentiful mature women on Nairalander? I have counted about 50 mature women here on Nairalander who secretly desire men to call their own as husbands. Help your women, please.

I'm happily married, so nobody should think that I'm soliciting for myself.

e be like saaaaaay ,
dem want to tell us anoda story again 0
e be like say....

Thats just a simple YouTube search away frim you

Osgilliat:
If it’s truly made from sugarcane, then they should do “how it’s made” documentary of it from the beginning process to the end then run awareness campaigns with it.

Its not a hidden something.
You can do a simple YouTube search.

Osgilliat:
If it’s truly made from sugarcane, then they should do “how it’s made” documentary of it from the beginning process to the end then run awareness campaigns with it.

Ajinomoto is not white maggi.
It is made from sugarcanse and has been used for centuries in far Eastern cuisines
If you notice well . It was when these westerners wanted ti flood us with their stockcubes that all this hysteria took off
Food cooked with MSG is bae

Mama G no Her name is actually Patience Ozokwo
Not Ozokwe
So he kinda has a point .
Weird comment cougar comments tho

Omenapounds:
And you are here on Nairaland wapping your over-sized mouth up and down with your elders!!!
Who doesn't know Mama G

My old was religiously brainwashed.
I saw the scam in it disentted, for this i was been silently disningherited
as of today Everything he worked for is slowly going to waste, while the fanatics he left behind are continuing in his legacy.

Why is this on FP
Yadadada

I just dont get this obsession with the SA. Kantry, they don't want you, so kindly leave, their kantry alone for them
Make una leave dem kantry come home and fix ours creating jabs for everywan .

My own is that the dealer was warning the people who want to buy fuel and pay for maintaince for them.
Chaii Nigerians deserve the nonsense we are being fed by our influenzers
Polithiefs
The citizens of this country too mumu.
And we be feel so smart about our mugu mentality

The Emirs , Elites and political leaders of thought will conveniently keep silent.

so the boycott didnt work or it wasnt implemented, we are just too loudm outhed and lackadaisical in this country

Hope the female defender will condemn this nonsense . Except say na she murd am.

An indigene of Enugu State, the late officer served in several strategic intelligence and counter terrorism roles within the Armed Forces.

He participated in operations against insurgents in the North East and was also deployed on specialised international assignments in Chad and France, where he contributed to intelligence and security cooperation


This is the crux of the assassination.
This part should be terrifying Nigerians
This is where investigation suppose to start
But.......

How this wan take be Nigerian?
If he had won a gold medal would he still be Nigerian ?
Hypocrisy maximal

Just one pix of you in sales girls outfit wiuld have saved all these stories. Im always sceptical of female grass to grace stories, so many of their successes wete built bending over or while spreading on the floor.
But you see that chain in num pix 2 makes sense die

Reading the comments you'll realize that Nigerians are very okay and in tune with the renewed shege banza

Not selling jack to anyone
I'm just saying that fior someone who isnt really doing any serious job this is a great opportunity to get some entry level knowledge about a trade or craft.
Its an opportunity, it may not be for everyone , it may not be for you,
But its an opportunity all the same

AderonkeOlaniyi:
You can't sell a rotten product, no matter how hard you try. Not everyone is that gullible.

If im not mistaken their was a 1 time payment (something about covering the cost of transport blah blah blah)

Beautifulday:
The same program they said the participants will be paid 40k monthly as stipend or another one?

Suspected as by how ?
Their phones and bank accounts are still working

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Maybe the NIN is a suspended Nin

Not so. This program have been ongoing. Ive some of my people apply to it and complete the training as at 2024

laivwire:
After 4 miserable years of this term. You remember them close to election period.


Well... they would await processing while campaign is going on and then be put in pending once elections are done with.

When Tinubu is dine with his ronú subjects, they'd be able to confirm that Khaki is actually not leather.

Not true bro
Ive had 2 of my girls pass though the program.
The only thing is they don't give money or equipment except you're prepared to take it under loan.
They said previous cohorts usually sell theirs or use the money for other things.
So na cunny man die
Cunny man...

ekukeku:
Political arrangee

Who still fall into diz trap