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Have u ever used kojie sans whitening soap on your face, what was the result?

StephanieEzeh:
In my 100L in school, I caught a guy in my lodge sniffing my panties. I promised to report him to Papa (the caretaker) but he started pleading that it was the devil's work. After many hours of pleading, I allowed the matter to die. Throughout the short time he stayed in the lodge, he wasn't comfortable. He never dared look at me in the eyes and he would always feel embarrassed when with other lodge mates and I happen to show up in their midst. I know he would be thinking I had revealed it to some people in the hostel He didn't stay till his rent expired; he packed out to live with a cousin of his at the other side of town. He always avoided me on campus. I pity him sha; he was just silly

I think this act is not only disgusting but shameful! Most guys do it at the slightest opportunity they get! I don't know what they benefit from such!!! I wonder the type of sexual pleasure they get Perverts!

It makes our dickss erect and the ejaculation that comes after it is next to seeing God !!!! Omg

In a relationship setting, a guy can very well be with a girl he doesnt love and still be nice and caring to her. But i cant say the same for girls as once they dont love u or stop loving u they will become arrogant and mean to u and only show niceness to their new crush. Why do girls have to feel something for u before they can be 100 percent good to u? Dont even say girls want money because yeah they want ur money cuz they have no feelings for u so ur just a maga to them while they collect zero kobo from that other guy they have a crush on and even spend on him. Back then on twitter one particular girl had a mad crush on me for like two years, we talked, texted and all but after a while i went offline for long and when i came back her crush on me was gone and she became very rude to me...i noticed that its not that she was angry, its just she had no feelings for me anymore! I saw there was a new guy getting all her love now and she didnt want anything to do with me as i was like someone stalking her, can u believe a girl that once had my name as her username and password? I started to become careful with girls from that experience...why cant girls be genuinely sweet with a guy they have no feelings for? If ur dating a girl and she falls inlove with another guy theres nothing u can do to get her back as she will treat u badly u will almost cry. Why are girls like this?

If women enjoy sex more than men and im not crazy then why do we have to beg for something they enjoy? Do u turn down a range rover sport that is being begged to give to u? No way cuz u will enjoy it. So why do women turn down sexual requests very so often?

Glowstone:
as if u don't have ur own opinion about others

Im not so quick to share as everyone around me is. Good or bad people always voice theirs, making so self conscious. Smh

Ladies those times u have a facial peel and ur face looks rough at first but u know its only for a few days before ur new skin is revealed, how do u respond to all the people who start to pity u ? Why cant people just accept what they see, why are we always forced to look good 24/7? Guys how do u deal with all the people that start complaining when u cut that long hair that makes u look like bradd pit, or that beard that makes u look like a boss, how do u cope when people start asking questions like "are u sick" just cuz u let go of the beard or hair that makes u ten times attractive. For so long i have been scared to cut my beard cuz everyone likes me with a beard but what if i have my reason, cant i let go for a few weeks without people saying things that make u wanna cry. Why cant people keep their opinion the themselves?

Everytime u have sex with a girl have u noticed how its like shes doing u a favour or shes about to get paid after the ordeal? I came up with a hypothesis that ladies dont enjoy sex at all, like all their lives they may have 109 sex relations with men but not once were they pleased with the act itself. Take a look at the act of rape, many guys get raped but how many of them complain? The truth is most guys enjoy being raped, its like a gift from the Gods! But for ladies, it causes pain and trauma, what does that tell u? Sex is painful and sad to them, THEY DONT LIKE SEX!!! Not one bit. They may wear sexy clothes buts its all an act to get u to spend on them and get lots of attention since they live to be the center of attention. Now this is my opinion, so im throwing it out there...do ladies/girls enjoy sex?

Naijasinglegirl:
I received a ping message inviting me for a birthday party.
That still voice kept telling me ''NaijaSingleGirl, don't go'' but I remained adamant.
The celebrant said she was going to send someone to come pick me up and take me back home when the evening party was over. This should be easy I thought.
First of all, I had thirty minutes to look for what to wear. It was 5:30pm and the birthday was meant to start by 6pm. No African time.
I eventually found a flare mini skirt but the waist was too large so I tied a scarf across it in place of a belt. Some minutes later, I was good to go.
A Keke Napep of all vehicles arrived with the celebrant brother. A keke is just a wheel barrow with a sitting area and it was painful watching all the swags I had disappear as I jumped in with my high heel sandals. I would have turned it down but I didn't want to come across as a conceited person. Maybe if I was in a relationship she would have sent a ferrari. Who knows?
Three minutes into the journey, a heavy rain began and the convertible looking keke napep was not spared. I arrived at the venue looking like a wet chicken. I was a total mess! The rain wiped out my makeup, the outline of my bra was showing and my skirt was dripping water.
I had to take off the scarf from my waist to wipe my face.
Then came the sympathies from the girls that arrived with Limos.
''Sorry o''. ''Eeyah'' ''let's ask the celebrant for a towel" ''Is your skirt oversized or what?''

Before I knew it, one of the girls handed me a camera and begged me to take them pictures. When I was done giving them 50 shots, none of them wanted to take shots with me. Who would anyway when I was looking like a drenched evil spirit.
I didn't know worse awaited me.
I stepped into the party room without realising there was a short staircase so I fell, ruining a heel from one pair of my sandals. One of the celebrant siblings rushed to pick me up promising she was going to give me a pair of bathroom slippers before I leave. How embarrassing could my day be?

I hurriedly limped to one corner and sat there going through MTN old messages in my phone. Anything to avoid everyone's eyes.
The party had a total of 38 guests inclusive of 36 females and two males. An all girls party? Eighteen girls to one guy? Obviously I was going to leave the party single again.
Oh well...
It was time for the opening prayer.
''You with the red mini skirt, lead us in prayer''
I turned only to realise the celebrant mother was talking to me. The celebrant mother? I thought this was meant to be an adult party for the 'not so old adults'
''In Jesus name, bless this day Lord'' was all I could stutter. If I had said more than that, I would have been weeping.
All I needed was a quiet time with Jesus so I could ask him why all of these was happening to me.
Immediately I was done with my sentence, they started sharing birthday rice. I've never been to such a brief party all my life!
Snap, Pray, Eat and Vamoose. Nice one I thought.
Everyone was served exception of me.
I had to feel my body if I mistakenly wore my invisible cloak.
At that point I started chewing on my invisible gum while other guests who were done with their food looked at me with pity.
''The girl with the short skirt has not eaten, give her food''
The celebrant mother told one of her girls with her Sango voice.
Everyone turned at me.
''I am not hungry'' I lied fighting back tears.
She didn't pay attention to me. A plate of rice was shoved into my hands. Seconds later, the two guys at the party were headed towards me. Among all the girls here, they found me attractive.
Hallelujah!
Something to compensate myself for, I thought.
The first thing one of them said was
''Hello NSG, are you born again? You think life is all about fried rice & mini skirt''
I almost choked on the rice.
Apparently, they were from the celebrant church & I was thinking they fancied me.
Both of them spent the next twenty five minutes preaching to me while I was swallowing my rice one grain after other. I blamed my short skirt for putting me through that.
Eventually, a mini altar-call was done for me there and everyone watched while I proclaimed Jesus Christ as my Lord and Personal Saviour.
After all said and done, I was handed a pair of bathroom slippers and whisked back into my keke napep.
Why always me?

If this story is real then ur one of the most funny people ever!!! If its not then ur one of the best writer ever. Wow way to make my day!

Ladies can u cut your hair to 1 inches and step out without make-up? Guys can u go bald and cut ur facial hair too? Will u still be confident? What if people stop being nice to you after u change ur look, will u still be confident?

PunkyVeer:
Nothing. The male body on it's own does nothing for the average female. We aren't as visually stimulated like most men are.

Wow, im shocked i tot it turned yall on in a way.

INTROVERT:
how can any sane girl think anything else apart from being repulsed to the point of regurgitation.

So u girls think nothing of his uncladness? Wow

prettythicksme:
Yea dat guy deserve a medal,he b real nigga!armpit fetish my guy do lick my armpits

I will oh

I am yet to see any black adult girl anymore. They are now all fair and white. In secondary school u see natural looking girls but once they enter university they all bleach. Where are black skin girls please? Is blackness now a taboo? Be like me sef will go and buy bleaching cream because people may just hate me without my knowledge because im black since its a taboo now to be black. I have just started paying attention to my society and i no longer see any black skin girls. Wow i have been lost for so long.

So have u ever seen a naked mad man ? They usually have very big dickkss and i always catch girls laughing when they see them. So ladies what does ur mind think when u see a naked mad man on the road?

I dont know why most black girls think that you have to look white, yellow toned to look beautiful. Most of them end up looking like ghosts with a million colours because they want to look light/fair. I have never had a crush on a fair girl(except mitchelle nnaji) tho she was an half caste who use to go to school with me back then as a kid, but really i prefer dark or chocolate skinned girls because they look more natural and beautiful and smooth! Im not saying if ur light skinned naturally u dont look good, no u are still beautiful but dont turn from black to white, its never worth it. U will either damage ur skin and spend so much money to keep looking fake light skinned while damaging urself unknowingly. If ur black then appreciate it, like genevieve...shes so beautiful. Every girl wants a dark tall and handsome man, if we guys start bleaching then where will u girls find ur dark tall and handsome man? Only bleached tall and sick man!!! So ladies abeg accept urself cuz black is beautiful.

U see how foolish africans are, nobody addressed the issue just mere ranting bs. I have giving up on blacks, yall are so illiterate its sad. Team Oyinbo people forever

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clemz85:
brother calm down, I didn't see any offensive word in his thread, why you?
na just op personal opinion,

calm down sir

Ignore that smelly snake, he didnt dare come back i would have made him go kill himself after insulting his destiny, the ugly beast tot he can mess with i

fabiaknow:
Nigga, u are just too dumb for my liking. Bleep goodlooking, oshiomole hans? Only pu**y as* niggas think like u do. For your information, guys no dey fine, guys dey only fresh. Which of course is as a result of good money. Only girls need beauty. Davido fine,d'banj fine? Kiss daniel rich pass dem? Look at the shit u posted. Gosh!!!

Cant argue with people who dont think outside the box, i think psycologically ..i notice the things ur brain cant begin to imagine so no need arguing u wont ever understand. Eyaa

400billionman:
Good looks, nice diction and smooth tongue entices women more than money.

When the dating starts, that's when money climbs their priority list..

Real nigga

Virus777:
Lying bastad! 1000 girls sent you mail asking for your phone number, millions of girls asked to snap pictures with you, strangers paid fare for you buses. Even if you are as good looking as Trey Songs. They never do all these for very beautiful babes let alone a guy who thinks he's handsome. Linus!


All your topics are about looks, and I can safely conclude that you are such a narcissistic gay mofo. Real men don't get fixated on how good looking they are. Even me wey fine very very well don't see it as a big deal.

Last shot: you may be suffering from a peculiar mental anomaly and you don't even know it. Get a life niggar.

YOU VIRUS U WILL DIE THIS WEEK YOU UGLY BASTARD !!! U CANT GET A GIRL YOU WANT TO COME THROW UR MISERY AT ME I WILL KILL YOU, U HAVE ENTERED MY TRAP U WILL DIE U MONKEY. YOU INHERITED UGLYNESS FROM UR MUM AND DAD THERES NOTHING U CAN DO ABOUT IT. I HAVE TIME AND 100 GIG U WILL BE MISERABLE TILL U DIE. VIRUS BEFALL U BEFORE UR SUDDEN DEATH THIS WEEK. VIRUS , TUEHHH. I SPIT ON DIRTY LOSERS LIKE U, UGLY SNAKE COME OUT O UGLY SNAKE

Virus777:
Lying bastad! 1000 girls sent you mail asking for your phone number, millions of girls asked to snap pictures with you, strangers paid fare for you buses. Even if you are as good looking as Trey Songs. They never do all these for very beautiful babes let alone a guy who thinks he's handsome. Linus!


All your topics are about looks, and I can safely conclude that you are such a narcissistic gay mofo. Real men don't get fixated on how good looking they are. Even me wey fine very very well don't see it as a big deal.

Last shot: you may be suffering from a peculiar mental anomaly and you don't even know it. Get a life niggar.

Ugly bastard , u ugly guys are so pained when u see topics like this is it my fault u are an ugly beast? Real niggas read the post and get a clue or two , but ugly niggas like u just want to cry because u think u are goodlooking yet no one treats u special then u become bitter. Beast u are not goodlooking thats why no one treats u special stop hating u smelly bastard. I will kill u here today i have had it with u hating monkeys u will hate ur ugly asss that u will attempt sucide. Lonely fool who only shines on his keyboard

firstEVA:
deluded monkey.

Lol i will show u girls pepper

Everytime i open a thread about goodlooks on here people always say its not relevant blah blah blah. I started an experiment in 2012 about trying to find out how people react to ugly and goodlooking people. I started on twitter where i made sure i looked 10/10 on a photo and i used the photo on my dp and see 1,000 girls sending me mssges asking for my number/pin where i stay calling me their boo. After a year of being a twitter prince, i changed my pic to a photo i made sure i looked ugly on to see if people will still like me. I lost 50% of my followers, anything i say offended people and everyone started to abuse me and block me. I decided to take the same experiment to my real life. I grew my hair long for a whole year and beards too and i have a V like face so i kinda looked like a model, everyone was so nice to me all of a sudden, i would go to a cyber cafe and girls would come asking to snap with me flirtingly. I would go to church and every sunday one particular girl will chase me and hold my hand like im her bf , people became so nice to me i was like a celebrity. Everyone i walked past greeted me, boy or girl , i was shining like a star because i looked so good. I would have random people pay for me in taxis and busus, i was traveling to lagos and the bus i entered all the girls were flirting with me till we landed it was embarassing!! I decided the experiment was over and cut my hair and beard and dehydrated my skin to look dull and less than 24 hrs no one talks to me anymore. I walk past people and no one greets me anymore, i am now invisible to everybody. People become rude to me for no reason like im a nobody. Well people dont know its all an experiment im doing, but from my experience i know that goodlooks make u a God. When im ready i will recreate the perfect looks and i will use it to my advantage. Thanks for reading.

I used to think i was the weird guy because i always had no ability to love anyone ever. But now i think i am the blessed guy because its not literally pessible to love people if you know their motives! People are wicked, people are vain and shallow, people are violent, people are decietful , people are HYPOCRITES!!! I have been in situations when i sit and a girl comes and sit next to me and starts flirting with me, guess what i do...i politely walk away and avoid her! I am very sure she is only flirting because shes attracted to something in me and if by chance i lose it i know this girl will definitely run away from me, trust me it has happend to me a zillion times. I have come to understand human nature and for that i am not mean to people but i never give them a chance to pretend to act like they love or care about me, experience has taught me its all an act till u lose ur value. People dont care about ur personality, its either ur in the spotlight or wealthy and they will come to associate with you, when u become a nobody or become broke everyone will avoid you. Even 2face that we all see as a saint, he and blackface used to be bestfriends but then he (2face) started to shine and become famous and rich but blackface failed to shine in the entertainment world and he (2face) carefully avoided him and didnt even invite his real bestfriend to his wedding because hes now a nobody. But u saw him with all his new fake rich friends that all came into his life when the money and fame arrived. I am well aware of human nature in all areas of life, from dating to society to family and all. I know i will be rich and famous someday and i wont be mean to people but i know in life i WILL NEVER LOVE ANOTHER PERSON. I will help people and befriend them but the only love i have is reserved for only myself and my God. Now i wonder how people can be so aware of the cruelty of human nature and still love others. Are u being wise or mere foolish?

BUTCHCASSIDY:
This is most likely written by one of those clowns who think they are good looking

Pfttt. I dont even know wat a goodlooking face looks like i swear, im only writing from wat i read bros/aunty.

Luckygurl:
Now this lacks depth

You're goodlooking, good and fine!!
Some other persons wish to be like you but it ain't possible.
Enjoy the thrills that come along with it, use it to your advantage.

But to be proud and snobbish just because you are beautiful/handsome is so out of it..
Pray, tell me are you the only goodlooking person out there?
How does it affect the person closest to you positively?
Does it add food to your table?
Is the world better off than it was before cos of your beauty/handsomeness?

A man is known for what he's got in him from his neck upwards and not for what he looks like from his neck downwards

And mind you, the beautiful ones are not yet born

Story, story will u marry an ugly dude?

BuddhaPalm:
Good looks is just genetic lottery, and means nothing.

It can only take you so far.

Very wrong!!!! Goodlooks makes way for a person and 90/100 times they are not even aware its their beauty opening doors for them. Lose ur beauty and see if anyone will give u things u dont deserve, they will spit and swear on u. Its a fact trust me.

I think if u are goodlooking then u should be very proud and confident and snobbish!!! If u are goodlooking and shy then ur a BIG FOOL !!!! Goodlooks is only next to money and God on earth. People worship appearance like its their life mission, i see no reason why u should be scared that u look very good, u should flaunt it everyday...wear designer clothes and have extraordinary charisma. If u lose ur looks no one will be nice to u anymore so now that u look gorgeous as a male or female i think u should have the ego of KANYE WEST "I AM A GOD" should be your mottto. And lastly work on urself to be a 10/10 trust me people will give u anything u ask , ur life will be so sweet u wont know when u become rich and famous cuz everyone will love you !!!!!

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I heard that kisses make a woman hornyy, and its no doubt that girls go heels over a guy with very pink lips like desmond elliot. So why, is it because the pink lips on a guy make them hornyy?

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