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I know the topic sounds weird, but i want to address it. There are guys then there are the "MikelObi" kinda guys. Guys are normal, they flirt with girls, they are normal and play with everybody. But the mikelobi kinda guy, he doesnt like girls so much, he doesnt like attention, he looks so different from the everyday guy, gurls are always drawn to him but he just mind his business. Everywhere he goes its either girls are admiring him or hating at him all just to get his attention. So yeah mikel obi as the topic sounds as a person isnt proud, i know him and hes not ur everyday johnbull. And yeah there are so many guys on here who can relate to mikel's kinda attitude, girls always beef them.

I know girls are emotional beings, and it seems some are just inlove with their brothers but will just act like its platonic yet they have feelings for him. Why are girls wired this way?

If u are a real badman trust me it will show from ur appearance. A badman is a guy who isnt scared to be his true artistic self, tattoos, beards , dreadlocks, rugged dress sense. Why is it that when girls see these sort of guys they get scared for no reason but yet if a tie wearing jesus boy come and toast them with is gentle voice they turn him down and start looking for the bad boy. And when they meet a badman they become scared. Are we going to kill u because we have tattoos beards and dreads? What are u scared of oh yeee ladies?

abel14:
And hin mama go dey happy say she born pikin.I shake my head for u

Jealousy because he fine pass u? Na only me sabi all u asawo kobo kobo bitchesss, i will ruin ur gender in my lifetime

That akward moment this guy bears my name

SkinnyDude:
find a girlfriend

Tufia! Its not me that will kill a member of that gender

KashyBaby:
Lol...u can't show it coz there's nothing to show at all...u want everybody to symphatize ur craziness...smh.useless thread.

Why are u looking for what to see? What kind of creatures are u females? Why are u looking for judgement so bad? U are looking for a pic so u can either say "wow, im blushing" "ur not all that" "ur even ugly" after judging me what will u gain? The thread is not about judgement mrs chief justice.

Shebarh:
abi oh .he wants us to start imagining the way he looks.. Pls pictures of you

Pls i opened this thread for guys only i dont need ur gender near my topics. Everything is about judgement to your gender pls flee from my thread.

KashyBaby:
to make ur story short, why not post ur pic and let the nairalanders judge how narcissist u r?

Its useless bastardss like u that turned me this way, who told u im looking for one more beastt that will judge me? Pls get out of my thread.

dharay99:

Pls if u dont get it leave the replies for those who do. I need a change.

Narcissist are people that are always talking or thinking about how they look. I wasnt born this way, but my friends mum always worried why my hair is rough, why my eyes are too red , why im now slim, his sisters too, their friends too, my friend too, then my other friends too, then in my family they said im their golden child their special boy. They used to hold family meetings about how my face has lost its good looks or how its now so good looking, and in my church too they said i like wearing rings because girls are always chasing me and yet that was all false. These things affected me and i got a huge mirror always admiring myself or wondering why im now black or too fair or what other bullshit. Now i have decided to be like a normal boy so i have packed out of their house and started staying on my own, i have cut my childhood friends off and i have no mirror anymore, tufia! Pls any advice on how i can stay focused on real life issues? Without opening stupid threads? Pls advice pls no insult

U people said i am mad because i said my mother is a useless bastard. Today that woman just connived with my dad and arrested my elder brother because the boy said theres no way he can be locked up outside once its past 7 pm. My father fought him, bit him with his teeth and brought police to arrest him and as i write this my own blood brother is in jail arrested by my parents. I plan to kill them and i just want to know wat u people think. This parents of ours ruined our lives, they judged me all my life that i have come to almost hate myself. I hate women today because of this bastard that gave birth to me, this woman has judeged me all my life like i have to prove my worth to get her love and care. So no im not mad my parents are and i will deal with them.

midehi2:
hian!

Hian unto say i talk say u dey use mary k?

Ini22:
No one is holy

Go and see them mocking one guy that said his friend bought pink lip balm on the other thread, like most of them and their celebs that they adore dont use it too. Fakeness makes me so angry i cant stand it.

I cant stand the fakeness in this generation. I know people will shy away from this thread cuz guilt wont let them comment. U all have all at a point in ur lives altered ur appearance to match ur status so why do u act like u just bath without even using soap or cream and yet look like beyonce and bradd pitt? Why are yall so fake, who doesnt visit the saloon or barbershop to modify their looks? Why is it that when such topics come up yall fakeassses just become self righteous and act like u are different from everyone else. Do u know kiss daniels had his lips tattoo drawn on by my guy bizzy? Do u know iyanya too? Do u know wizkid used pink lip balm daily , even davido? Do u know most girls alter their eye colour, nose, ear, and lips? Do u think 2face doesnt wash his skin weekly? have u seen old photos of him? or is it sean tizzle? or is it genevieve? u think shes all natural ? why do we all alter our selves and pretend to be so holy? do u kniw most girls Wear fake make up to look good? Does anyone judge u? Why do u act all self righteous on topics involving body modification? So what u hate tattoos on guys and yet ur eyebrow is a tattoo? People should stop being fake, i feel like the only real person i know, its such a shame. And i call myself "real" cuz im the first to admit im not holy.

EVERYONE SAYS IM GOING BANANAS BUT IM KING RAOUL THE ONLY GUY THAT HAS THE GUTS TO SAY WHAT EVERY OTHER PERSON IS THINKING.

Dherryn:
I just cudnt stop laffing....i mean, itz crazy. Lol. They want make u bleach ur lips wit caro whyt noono...hahaa. Sorry bro

That thing made my sister's lip black like an igbo smoker no try am ooooo

YOU NIGERIANS ARE SO FAKE AND LIKE TO ACT ALL REAL. SO MANY OF U BOTH GUYS AND GIRLS PAINT THEIR LIPS OR USE BALMS AND SHII EVEN DAVIDO DOES BUT U COME ON HERE ACTING ALL MACHO. HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE EVER NOTICED ANY OF YOU WITH ALL YOUR MACHONESS, ITS U SAME GUYS THAT THINK GIRLS ARE WICKED PEOPLE BUT NO THEY ARE NOT THEY JUST HATE UGLY UNKEPT NIGGASS THINKING THEY ARE BEING MACHO. SO WHAT HE OR HIS FRIEND WANTED TO IMPROVE THEIR LOOKS DONT U KNOW THIS WORLD ITS RUN BY RICH, FAMOUS OR GOODLOOKING PEOPLE? AND DONT U ALL LIKE KISS DANIEL AND CALL HIM A FINEBOY YET ITS MY GUY BIZZYASKI THAT TATTOOED HIS LIPS PINK BEFORE HE BECAME FAMOUS. EVEN IYANYA AND MANY MORE GOT THEIRS FROM MY GUY. STOP THE FAKENESS THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH LOOKING GOOD DONT KNOW WHY SOCIETY MODELS PEOPLE TO BE SCARED TO CALL THEIRSELVES GOODLOOKING OR ADMIT THEY ENHANCE THEIR LOOKS FOR FEAR OF BEING JUDGED. FAKE PEOPLE ANNOY ME

Kanye west - i am a God Kanye west - blood on the leaves Kanye west - power Kanye west- new slaves Kanye west - guilt trip
Bonus Drake- tuscan leather Drake- worst behavior

moscobabs:
how am I suppose to live without you...Micheal Bolton


Soul Provider........Micheal Bolton

Lean on me.....Micheal Bolton

Ke ni yan to kogoja.... Tope Alabi

Dansaki...... Lara George

Oboy u sure say u straight so

czarr:
Why are all you topics about looks

Because everyone around me is always about that life now it has gotten to me, they have ruined my normal way of thinking

Nairalanders have argued that looks dont matter, so why do girls spend 2hrs on the mirror daily before they step out of their house? Why cant u just wake up bath and leave the house like that? Guys why are u always in the barbing saloon trying to create styles with ur beard ur hair and even ur eyebrows (ask patoranking and davido about the eyebrows carving) ? Why do u people spend all ur life trying to look good but come on here and pretend like ur not about that life? Why cant yall just admit the truth that goodlooks is up there with money and fame so if u dont have the latter u just work on the former?

safarigirl:
masturbation? Lol, you come off as a social misfit, those are the only people who degrade the importance of women to booobs and vajajay to make themselves feel better. Feel free to refute this

Uno i have more than 6 girls in my house, so yeah i know the a-z about ur gender and theres nothing glorified about u lots except ur bodies cuz as far as reasoning is concerned yall are ZERO. Yall are emotional beings always in search for beautiful things. Just like a baby wants sugary things, so no i dont fvckss with ur gender and yeah i have a personality disorder im a narcissist\sociopath and i keep telling the botchesss that but they dont want to accept , they even think its cool, men abeg yall are not relevant in my world.

vizkiz:
no bae, those stuffs aare for kids.

The fact is that a guy who doesn't even give a damn about ladies is the one who even gets the their attention more. #quote me anywhere#

Story of my life, i even hate them and yet they like me more. That gender is sick

safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

And whats the benefitof having girls? Booob and pussyyy? My guy go masturbate...less stress

When u are told u are special so often and it starts to affect ur view of reality and cuz everyone has something to say about how u look everyday and u cant even talk about it cuz people will say ur crazy, and u get people whispering about u when u walk out of ur house, is it okay to be scared of leaving ur room? Anyone ever felt this way?

rexkexmilan:
OP, Please, Are You Madt

Don't you know that Ladies are the best thing that has happened to this world ( Besides money and Weed, Of course).

Come if ladies stopped having pussiesss and booobs will u still say this? Ever imagined a girl without her body? Then all u will have left is her character and in a week u may strangle her if u see her clearly without fixating ur eyes and body on her body parts.

What u ordinary people dont get is all girls are all the same, just different bodies and different faces they all act like they are programmed. Reason why i refuse to date but God now punished me with siaters and these sisters keep doing all of the things that made me avoid ladies in the first place. I feel like i have a gf cuz they are such pests.

Liamm:
Launching this diatribe on them ladies boils down to one thing. 14years in prison ain't no joke bruh

Okay first, gays love girls okay? And no i dont like u dude or any other asshole, im a narcissist but my only problem is wtf do they girls like bringing their drama to me. I try not to talk to them but it doesnt work.

Uno the thing is we guys have our own flaws yeah? But hey all im saying is i am not judging anyone but when u are that gender and u bring all ur issues near me even tho i try to run from it then u will get bashed. I hate drama but somehow im always in the middle of it, its like they can sense i hate drama so they try to make me miserable with their drama.

Why would any normal person go meet a girl and ask her to come and ruin his life? Girls are the most pesty, creepy people ever. They never mind their bizness, they like looking for trouble where there is none, they hiss for no reason so u will notice them, they are so sentimental and emotional that every logical thing bores them, they want ur attention 24/7, they are so insecure, always jealous of anything they find attractive on another person and will say anything to try to bring the person down. They hate sex and pretend not to, they are lazy and very dependent on other peoples hardwork, they have a sense of entitlement that is unrealistic and worst of all they are so vain and shallow and if u dont match their facial standard then ur dead to them, and if u do they will either try to bring u down or act so creepy around u till u hate urself. I dont like that gender, i am not a bad person i just wish the females in my family would leave me alone, they are so annoying u can almost hit them with ur phone. Any guy that puts up with a girl is a real gentleman and he will inherit the earth cuz hes number 2 jesus christ!!!!