₦airaland Forum

So na make up dey make all this Oloshos dey look like ghost before, just look at their true colors without makeup

Karlovych:
So the skull miners on brought their trade further south? The drug addict needs to call his boys to order

Mumu, so you're looking for thousands likes and millions shares right? Akpa Amu

24brains:
My friends always call me "CR7 womanizer" due to my habit of moving with multiple partners.

It all began last week when I had unprotected sex with one of my partners. I started having inching on my male organ. I noticed it was suddenly swollen. I was still forming boss until I noticed yellowish sperm like discharge gushing out from the tip of my penis.

At first, I thought it was pre-cum. I cleaned it up and packaged it back into my boxer. Few minutes later, i felt wetness and stains all over my boxers. Behold what I just cleaned showed up again.

I screemed and cleaned it up again still wondering if there can be ejaculation without erection and stimulation.

It didn't end there. I began to urinate frequently and it felt like hell discharging urine, my feet held tightly to the ground, body stiffened and screaming followed.

I was in pains for good three days walking around with embarrassing wet boxers with offensive smell from the dripage. I began to pray. I thought my penis was becoming rotten because I have never experienced such. I thought the tube that controls sperm/urine had ruptured.

After a week of no relief and erection, I summoned the courage to see my doctor. He ran some test and said I have Chlamydia STI(sexually transmitted infection). He administerd some drugs to me and also run HIV test on me which I came out NEGATIVE.

Please share your first time experience with STD and STI so that our fellow RAW men can learn.

Oga make you run go do another HIV test from another doctor oooo, E fit be say that your doctor no wan break your heart with the result oooo, this one wey your PENIS dey discharge sperm like bore hole, my mind dey tell me something oooo

CharisEleos:
Why is she now dressed like a 1960s prostitute? Mtchew!

You go wait for the answer to your question till you enter your menopause, Mgbeke

dared0637:
I'm friends with the guy on Facebook and he's probably more passionate about his Igbo roots than many of us are. Check his Facebook page and you'll see that 90% of his posts are focused on the Biafran history and Igbo culture, I'm glad that many of our African American brothers are beginning to trace their ancestral roots. Happy married life to our African American (now officially our Igbo brother) and his beautiful Igbo Queen

Guy link me to his facebook page

Igboid:
Yes!
And the wise men came from the East too.

Hahahahaha, and plenty of them wise men are still coming up, Ala Igbo Amaka, God bless the children of the light, God bless Umu Chineke.

fk001:
Everyone is happy with the appointment. Only slowpoke!c IPOB think otherwise..

Why should we showed love to our enemies? Every Nigeria soldiers and northerners, including Yoruba Muslims are our enemies, we don't have things in common with them

pyyxxaro:
INI done turn old layer

Hahahahaha, my Oga which one be old layer kwanu?

They should bring that zombie soldier to us here in the South East make we teach am small lesson

Favoritedealer:
The funniest part is that I have hyperhidrosis which makes me sweat profusely from the palm so my hands and feet are always wet,it feels like the phone is a human being

Hmmmmm, my guy your problem plenty oooo, no be only your phone dey give you headaches, sweating of hands and feet follow join, hope say your DICK no dey WET as well?

triple996:
Ok wooo.
Where were you guys when d constitution was made. Always wailling about everything.
Let's restructure dis country sef so that everyone will be held responsible for his backwardness
Meanwhile somewhere in aba ..

Aboki pikin, we the great people of rising sun of Biafra said no to restructuring, we're talking about totally breaking up of the ZOO

hargbar:
My next laptop will surely be a ITEL laptop... Can't wait to get it in my custody

God bless you my dear, let us patronize them, they are the reason why common man gets access to smart phones, God bless Itel and Tecno, they really helped the poor masses of this useless country

aguiyi2:
I wonder why we as a people have refused to face reality. The ongoing jamboree is just to buy time.

True talk my dear, just to divert our attention from the banning of open grazing by the Southern Governors

My people what's going on? Why all this Abokiis wey dey for south East dey behave like spirits? Like say them get informant wey dey control them, I followed my BABE enter market today here in Enugu state, make we organise food stuffs, and I discovered say no Northerners dey for market today, I mean those Abokiis selling Onions, rechargeable light, MPS and so many of them, I now begin dey wonder weda everything dey alright? Them shops dey Closed

triple996:
Waillers will die of heart attack after reading dis news.
Meanwhile somewhere in aba

Don't worry, they go soon create sharia laws in your dirty west region, na your shrinking PENIS them go first cut

Tajbol4splend:
I no get sense like your father and mother altogether

Too much of red oil soup no good

Tajbol4splend:
I don't know why I don't like those Igbo soup, no pepper no palm oil, like ritual for a kid with jaundice

No wonder your brain no dey function wella, the RED oil soup don over damage your brain

Ugly looking creature in human flesh

4ckyou:
And na this one want be first Lady?

For Oduduwa Republic you meant?

It's finished, na so them wan take dey do their Oduduwa Republic? When an ordinary woman who called herself senator dey talk and behaved like a tout, yeye dey smell

See this one dey cry like mumu, you no go happy say na arrest them arrest you

helinues:
Na so

ESN/UGM miscreants are in trouble

The way I dey observe you, na stroke go finish you las las

Curious345:
Just checked your balls , they were like peanuts and your dick was like a broken Biro

Oga Abokii, na only this one you noticed? No wonder una brains no dey function wella on our constitution.

Hahahahaha sometimes I begin dey wonder if our northern brothers dey turn our constitution upside down when they want to read it, or maybe the northerners constitution dey different from southerner constitution, why be say them no dey study the constitution first before coming to the public to embarrass themselves all in the names of defending the FULANIS, I can even bet with my 2 big balls and my Long Dickson, say our dear president no know any single thing in our Nigeria constitution

Johnwicka:
HOLLY GRAM SHE IS TOO CUTE AND HOT. WTF.. SHE WILL BE GRIDDING SOME GUYS D*CK NOW.. WISH AM D GUY. D GUY IS REALLY LUCKY I SWEAR DOWN.. IF AM D GUY I WILL LEAK HER BODY TILL D MORNING. EAT HER FEET AND KISS HER LIPS TILL IT GOES DOWN. NEVER TO 4GET. GET HER PREGNANT AS WELL.. WTF MAN

The level of your WEED taking is getting out of hand, you no longer reason like normal human beings.

peacekante:


I m igbo like you. But I m dam tired of advising you IPOB Terrorists. You all have decided to burn down the East right? Oya u have my support. Burn it down

Igbo indeed, so you can deny your tribe like this? Tinubu must hear this

But maka why the guy come dey open teeth like that naw, abi he don over high with mushin weed?

Nonsensically nonsense, and them no fit use that their hopeless JUJU take drive Fulani herdsmen from their land

That an innocent baby must surely take your miserable life along if you try that nonsense

This Terrorists don finally touches the tail of a sleeping lion.