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joerux60:
There was a little girl and her mother walking through
the park one day and they saw two teenagers Being Intimate on a bench.

The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?"
The mother hesitates then quickly replies
"Ummm,  they are making cakes. now come on, we'll go to the Zoo"
U reAlly tried, Nyc 1 realy impressed

At the Zoo, the little girl sees two monkeys Being Intimate.
Again she asks her mother "What are they doing?"
And her mother replies with the same response,
"They are making cakes. Thats it we're going home"

The next day the girl says to her mother
"Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the
living room last night, weren't you?"
Shocked, the Mother says, "What? How do you know?"

She says, "Because I saw the icing on the sofa."

Vikin:
na wa for you o, which buhari wey dey act film again? abi u don drink kai kai?

elrony:
BIA , Asphalt, hero of sparta 1 & 2, i js love "the sims 3 ambitions", plants vs zombies, angry birdz, GMV, city of saints, vampire origins reloaded,

which onez u get??

elrony:
mehn FIFA 12 showed me wat i was missin in soccer, downloaded it yesterday on apptrackr, i don delete PES asap
anywaiz am enjoyin some beast ov games on ma 4.0.2 sha

tumababa:
and u'll be right at home waiting for me, IPHONE plugged in the wall just waiting for me--- (T-Pain - 5 O'Clock ft. Wiz Khalifa, Lily Allen)

denzel2009:
stop Being Intimate with i-phone.

seriously, its all about ux and apple is dishing it out. but i still cant stand iphone.

they have succeeded in getting people less aware of their surroundings. on the tube, everybody is glued to their toys.

coogar:
you should try fifa12 on the iphone - it's pure sex.

Lucario007:
This freind of mine met this totally hot girl, she is well-manered, an excellent cook, has moped the floor with us at any
video game we play with her and best of all she has an excellent singing voice. My freind has since had a crush on her
since the first day we met, and she doesn't even notice him.
But his crush has gone from cute to disturbing, he takes pictures of her at every moment he gets, he once "stole" a pair
of her underwear, he sneaks into her house and waits in her palour knowing perfectly well that she is in the shower,
in fact he even challenged me in many contests just to show her that he is a better guy.
Should i be worried of his welfare and the safety of ther girl? has this little crush turned into some sort of obession?
and to make matters worse she likes me really much and is into me,
WHAT DO I DO?

elrony:
thnx brov, which confirm site u dey use

ogbeche77:
it ifunbox not ifunnox, Goggle it