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[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]I'll pass before Hyde go massively derail this thread.[/color][/quote]Tah!
Hyde no get levels

xynerise: Na you go represent e kinsmen to come pay my goat bride price

No oooo
Tufiakwa!
Antelope if na play abeg stop am
I no FAMILY that molester

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]You see your life? You wey wan commit touchery for public.

Make God save you o. [/color][/quote]Wetin dis one dey talk about

xynerise: So na you dey ra'pe my goats?

So u no know be4

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Lmao *peeping from Xynetelope's farm*[/color][/quote]

Dyt: She wz nt referring to u

I almost wish she was

Cathaliya: If air is essential for our survival as humans, the I dont wanna live eithout you because you are the air I breathe now.
You were born to make me happy, no wonder, you set my heart ablaze at the sight of your moniker..
I need you beside me, very close to my heart..
I need you to whisper those erotic words to me...
I need you to touch me and excite me in places only you can..
In your love sweetie, my heart will glow.

I am not perfect, that I know...and I cant make promises which I may not keep...
But this I promise you...:
I will put in my all to make sure those smiles never seize from your lips, those eyes never produce tears and that heart never sorrows...




Incoming....

Damn!
Sizzling hawt

Abeg all dis ur posts na one? or r we still waiting 4 d main wooing line?

Cos I dnt knw d one the organizers will pick
U don scatter my head finish

Dyt: So all the while Cathaliya and Jelili were exchangin I gotta find u
Na lie full am
And jelili don dey happy say him cash shick

Shior

Weench! Wetin conzine u

Chai!!!
Look at how cathaliya is burning this thread up

That's my girl

Dyt babes ow far na

Pa antelope n isofor I see una jor

Onase: hahaaaaa.Omo check out the pix designed by OccupyG.Its fun man..........

See as body de totori u
See as u rush say yes without reading bootu-butt's lines 1st
Always knew u were a wuss

Kslib: Lmao!!!
You saw I and @maria trying to upload our pics,but you still logged out just some minutes before it was up..
I was even asking where you where ,didnt I?
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All izz well!

*were*
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All izz well!

ItsModella: Please, why is somebody's name OccupyGarri?

U de find trouble o

One person I'm very sure we aint gonna see here on a weekend is AKIN-ALABI
That guy wud b bizzy counting his income

Cathaliya: Have been sick for close to a week now joor.....I just stopped vomitting today and I ate a plate of spaghetti with fried chicken.
Courtesy of the Cute Doc's sister...am blessed.

Ur people no cook come 4rm haus?

Kslib: Erm,@shezy,thanks dear...
**hugs**
All izz well!

Hahahahahahaha!
Laff iyaff kee me
Guy, hope say no b 'christian mother hug' u giv am sha

bejahisky: Mtscheeeew. woo kor wiii ni.

U mean wifi? LMFAO

Dannyxy: Sexy table,i can see you are online,i get one question for you

I know say na mumu thing u wan ask

shezy: meaning?if dis guy shuld reject or eject me like dvd to cd den u wil know dat the gentility of tiger is not a sign of timidity.

Hahahahahahahaha!
Shezy I don call am bak 4rm d warfront wey we de but kslib jst wan empty hin bazooka ontop enemy head(mine)

Kslib wud b wit u shortly wit hiz bazooka!
I've alerted him on the breach here

Over and out

Kslib: How is that statement in-correct?
I may not be a grand master in English language or know how to speak it like pidgin BUT dude, i wasn't wrong..
'Saw' and 'made' are correct as far as that statement i made is concerned..
So the word IF cannot be used with a past tense or what...
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I looked at the guy,saw what made me shiver and decided to walk away...
Saw and made were used there cos i decided to walk away after initially looking at the opponent's figure...
I made a decision to walk-away after initially looking at the opponents figure and shivered..
What happened 45seconds ago can be classified as past tense,cant it?
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Abeg stop all this 'over-sabi sabi' attitude of yours..
If you really want to prove that i made a mistake or used a word incorrectly,then i suggest you do it the honorable way, and stop cooking up nonsense/speaking inconsequential trash all in the name of looking for a typo......
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This is not the first or even the third time you've done this, all in the name of holding the title of 'OBA 1 OF ENGLISH KINGDOM"....
Why not show the world how good you're in the use English by 'completing you words, rather than the constant use of: U,Ur,Wud,Cud,D,shud,doin?...
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Mr perfect my nyash!!!
All izz well!

Lol
All dis ur long epistle na wash

That statement I highlighted was right of course but u used it wrongly...lemme repeat myself

Ur 1st statement was made in the present tense while d next statement was made in past tense all in d same sentence

Na u start dis english matter 2day and I must end am

Errrrrrrm!
By d way!
Run bak 2 BBA thread sharparly
A lady jst confessed her love for you

carujmonella: . I allowed others to school you for me. She's into women, but still dig guys, I think she's BI

Lol!
Mr man no think too far ooo
She cud b as straight as d letter "I"
mayb she'z jst pulling legs

If she states in plain words dat she'z straight
I wud believe her totally

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Omo, whatever. I no be SexyTabhi.[/color][/quote]Lol
U been wan turn @ochon na
U know as ochon de do na(always tryin 2make excuses 4 people)

I actually tot she told u in plain words sha but izz all gud

Kslib: Calculate:::
Look at the opponent,consider his size,consider the muscles..
If what you saw made you 'shiver' ,then my brother,walk-away
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All izz well!

U were doin just fine wen u started d post wit present tense then u switched over to past tense
U shud av continued thus
if what you see makes you shiver
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All izz well!

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]See these:[/color][/quote]Ptcheeew!
Dude na wa 4 u oooo!
I even tot she clearified u on anoda thread

She stated it clearly in ink here that she is into women and in ur last post she was just insinuating based on what u were thinking
There is no guarantee dat she even understood wat u were talking about

Remember ke! Abegi

booqee: no there was never any beef, i won't even be talking to u but you'd just quote me and start insulting me. I ignore u sometimes but u still won't back off. I was really tempted to think u were a teenager trolling on d nysc thread. Anyway just forget bout it

Nah! Not true
Something led 2 it, I'm sure of it buh I dnt tink I can dig dat up now
Mayb I will later

TRUCE?

pasqal09: Una de derail abeg!

Shattap dia
Look @ the topic or can't u read

The op says "drop ur confessions here and let's av fun"

That's wat boquee n I r doing
we r confessing

Kslib: See this one!!!
**long hisss***
***leaves bottle on his head**
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All izz well!

U don start wit weapons again.
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All izz well!

Kslib: Lol.. Na you dey always start..
Inshort na the first time be this wey i don do this thing.. Na you dey always come here con look for typos for my posts..
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By the way,if you really want do this,then you should start completing your words..
Abbreviations won't be accepted in this game..
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All izz well!

U dnt fully understand this declaration of war yet

I'm not doing this wit u
I'm doin this to u

Hitting back @me is collateral damage
U are my target and u r goin down

U can wave d white flag anytym so we can call a truce and sign a treaty

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All izz well!

Kslib: Hian!!! **opens mouth***
I hope this guy aint into me oooooooo!!!! Abeg oo..
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All izz well!

Ahn ahn!
U don de complain already
Its jst a tip of d iceberg
Remember "I WILL STALK U LYK I'M CRUSHiNG ON U K'EST MOI"

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All izz well!

Kslib: I though nairaland was Already a Forum on its own na.. i..e the whole nairaland..
How can the mod move this to another forum again..?
oh,oh,he meant section..
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@jay what happened?..(no be so you sef take dey scan my post for error)
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All izz well!

@ d bolded

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All izz well!

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Go 100 pages back or more. You'll see where she corrected that, though implicitly.

Ask her if you doubt. Na joke she dey joke.[/color][/quote]Aiit!
Guessed as much cos she won't b wooing a male if she wasn't into dem

Kslib: I though nairaland was Already a Forum on its own na.. i..e the whole nairaland..
How can the mod move this to another forum again..?
oh,oh,he meant section..
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@jay what happened?..(no be so you sef take dey scan my post for error)
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All izz well!

Hahahahahahahahaha!
U don start dis tin again
Na u de always start am ooooo....
No wahala

I will stalk u like a CRUSH
Any thread u visit on dis forum I wud b there
D air u breathe, the ground u walk-on and d keypad u type on wud all b shared by me

Watch ur back k'est moi
I'm always a step behind u

This is war!!!!!

All izz well!